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Hey Bholenath, Waise yeh prarthana main bajrangbali se karnewali thi,lekin woh shat pratishat kunware hai,issiliye shayad ashni ki problem samaz na paye,issiliye shivaji ki sharan me jaana chahti hoo,bhole hai na,aur biwi ki taklifose jaankaar hai. hey baagwan ,kgh ko hospital hi rehene dena, chidiya ghar mat banana,aur humare do part time doctors[nidhi and ashutosh,jyadatar upne problem ka solution dhuntte hai,ya fir ek dusre ko jalaneki tarkeebe]ko thoda jyada paise kamaneki seekh dena[thode din me nidhi ka birthday aane wala hai,credit card ki waat lagnewali hai,ashuji,savdhan ashu savdhan.]aur undono ko Surakhachakar dena bhagwaan,dono ko khatara hai.Nidhi ko Fatichar shayar se aur Ashutosh ko balika vadhu[sweet aahna]se,agar ashu ke gale puri tarah se yeh pad gai[aapke gale ke saapki tarah]to ashu bechara handle nahi kar payega.Aap toh jaante hai,bagwan do do ladkiyon ki beech football ban gaya tha woh,ek se toh abhi jaan chhuti hai uski. nidhi ke liye kya maango,oont ke atharah ango[organ]ki tarah sabhi jagah se chhed hai usme[beakl kahiki]use samzaiye,beta khada mat khod khud giregi aur ashu ke ijjat to chandni chowk me nilam hogi.aur bolo darling,jisse tum ukhadi baat karti ho na woh aapke dean hai aur saath me pati mahashay bhi hai.amar ke saath naatak mat kar,zeher ka kabhi testing nahi hota.yeh toh gangster ka bhai hai jaani,dakubasti me uthake le jayega aur jabardasti shadi rachayega,bajrangbhaiya ka bhai hai.waise bhagwan ji,aapse ek baat puchhani hai,jab aap akal baat rahe the toh yeh mohtarama kahaathi,chalani leke khadi thi kya,sab akal chalni mese nilkal gai...chalo aaj ke liye itni hi maange kaafi hai,jaldi puri kijiye aur unka jalaneke prograame pe dhyan rakhiye,kahi holika mata[holi]na jal jaaye unke diloki Aaj ke liye itni prarthana kaafi hai,poori kijiye,warna hum forumwale,mocha aur bannar [humari maange puri karo]lekar kailash pahoch jayenge.
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