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Race against Clock - Ashu
Ashu you are not over the hill
So you'll have enough time for your dil
And home with babies to fill
Remember there will be huge bill 
So spend sometime prescribing pill 
Which definitely will
Go a long way until
Your wife is ready for the Mama drill 
You are every girl's thrill
For putting your wife's will
To squash your desire to a nil 
Not to worry about the MIL
Her voice and demand is always shrill
We will keep her still
While you two continue to thrill 
Just be prepared tonight for a look could kill
Round the Clock - RanJi
There's still around a week
For the wedding celebrations to peak
What better way to freak
Than spend the whole night to speak
But who will explain to both the geek
One wants to shreik
The other wants to sneak
While the lovebirds play meek
RanJi you two need to learn new technique
To add more zing to your conversation to peak
Check with Ashu and Nidhi cos' they are unique
Turn the Clock Back
Your desire to turn doc
May have come as a shock
To the husband who wanted you in a maternity frock 
But he promised to be with you like a rock
As you took a walk
Around the hospital block
You did convince a young lad with your sweet-talk 
Even if you felt pangs of missing the clock
Pronto did you make the senior Dr. talk
And get you back on the block
Wonder what you'll do when you get the shock
That you will not wear the children's ward smock
But instead help the patients flock 
What will Ashu do to save himself from your angry knock
Oh! Why does it take so long to turn 11'O clock?
Jodha Akbar
Anupamaa
