Hi this week your special reporter MS is in front of you in the recipe section...the MS-express...
Our brilliant culinary experts have come up with a different dish to be relished after your supper
Main ingredients:
A hero, A heroine, A villain (see how different our ingredients are 😳)
Hero is used only for the colour changing purpose... but doesnt have any flavor or adds any taste.
heroine was used for the main flavor..but ours being a different dish, we fry till burn to loose its essence before adding to the dish
Villain is the main body to the dish... Its of disgusting taste, stinking smell...sticky...the more you cook, the more it stinks...
Other ingredients:
just a dash of this and a dash of that... really they dont matter... Actually if you try to add some thing, there is a danger that you puke..
Method:
1. Add hero, heroine, villain in arbitrary proportions and grind till paste...over grind... no..problem
2. No need to put it on stove.. the self burning villain, rages from the heroine and the flames from you will cook the dish automatically...
3. Chop the ingredient small-time villain - Rohan in your blunt way and garnish..later throw it.
4. Do not expect any colour before starting... as you never stop getting shocks after the dish is cooked...
5. Always the final taste is consistent...
Our dish is a totally new and different...
>> In the other recipes, hero is also an 'other ingredient'... but here not...simply it adds staleness to heroine and deteriorates heroine to become a villain...
>> To be consumed in little proportions and should be away from any pointed, hard objects as it is guaranteed for increase in despair and rage which can instigate throwing objects onto TV.