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Posted: 13 years ago
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The burning topic and cause for concern was an alarming rise in rage and insomnia cases.
The reason was the precap and Ashutosh's uncharcteristic behaviour.
Detectives Waves & Graves (W&G) decided to investigate this new development.
The report is based solely on the clues found and no reaction other than permitted.
Clue 1- Full Toss Flew (Flu)

W&G did a detailed study of Ashutosh ( a sight for sore eyes)

They found Ashutosh's knee twitching every time Mallika flung herself on him.

On in-depth analysis, and consultation with doctors, it was diagnosed that he had a rare form of flu from a deadly parasite.

(Malaria Mallikaitis)

When Ashutosh flew to catch Mallika, he was tossed around and he landed on the knee and injured it.

Everytime Mallika touched him, the raw nerve got infected and he had a knee-jerk reaction.

Clue-2 Chill(i) Pill

W&G spent long hours in Mathur kitchen and found another spicy clue.

DB had taken over the kitchen and her food was as spicy as her words. Ashutosh was suffering from heartburn and the pills he had to swallow made the words that came out of his mouth bitter and vile. He had lost control over his tongue.

Clue 3 Ba(r) Ba(r) Bimari

W&G observed all the log in Mathur house and came across some incriminating evidence.

Ashutosh had an obsessive streak in him. He loved to listen to only one word beginning with BA, repeatedly and that was BABA. Any other word uttered more than once, caused his head to go BAng BAng.

Therefore when DB kept repeating the BA BA BAcchi word Bar Bar and combined with the influence of champagne from the BAr, he became BAllistic and BArked at all.

W&G decided that Bar Bar bachgaye and scooted from Mathur Mental Asylum with their reccomendations.

Recommendation

1.The Dangerous Parasite Malarai Mallikaitis to be eradicated immediatly. Call the Pest Control now!

2. Ashutosh to be quarantined for a month in an undisclosed location only with Nidhi and the visitors permitted are KTLK loyalists at 11pm Mon-Thu.

3. KP will be sent into isolation to do some soul-searching on soul-mates. KTLK forum will handle the script with immediate effect.

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Posted: 13 years ago
#2
Hilarious 1 ya..

Malaria Mallikaitis and Ba(r) Ba(r) part was truly

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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your are to good

band baja ke rakh di 😆

i liked 3 point pls definitely send KP sir for some soul searching about soul mate

kyunki he also need some break becoz unko malluria hogaye isliya every time unke khayalon mallu ma aati Hai aur isliya zayda script uske liye he likhte hai 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


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Edited by karajekar - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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W&G seem to have done investigation well..some very interestin information found indeed..
think Chill(i) Pill is d most likely possibility..

however all recommendations are simply superb..
lovved d post W&G .. great job!

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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Waves tussi great ho...

loved that BA(R) BA(R) bachhi wala part...

keep rocking 😃
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Posted: 13 years ago
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wow waves you are too good loved all your points mirchi and the baar ones are hilarious ...
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣
You r too good wavy:-)):-))
Totally loved it:-))
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Malaria Mallikaitis 🤣 🤣

Love the 2nd and 3rd recommendation..
Good Job W&G...

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Man awesome post... brilliantly written...
we defo need to eradicate malaria mallikaitis and quarantine Ashu for a long long time with Nidhi
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: shams295

Hilarious 1 ya..


Malaria Mallikaitis and Ba(r) Ba(r) part was truly

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Thanks shams. 😃Glad you liked it. Mallu is really a pest.😡

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