BAKWAAS TIMES
special report by DL
With the change in time slot for the hot STONY show KTKP from 8 pm to 11 pm, the existing audience is super excited that it will get to see "mature" content on this show that has sadly been missing so far.. And what's more, this show is likely to draw in a newer audience too with this change in effect. BT sent its reporter DL to gauge viewers reactions to this "mature" content to be aired.
Says Ms Carla Halal, ace chef and culinary connoisseur... "Oh good...I hope we get to see some exciting new dishes being discussed... Methi muthiya and noodles and golgappe are so outdated... Hope the mature content will see Rohan and Nidhi gorging on caviar, filet mignon and champagne and also ... I was so tired of seeing dhabas and chai ki kitlis on this show.. Now with this mature theme they will focus on restaurants that have fine wine and dine menus"...
Our elderly audience cannot wait for the time change to take effect. Says 60 yr old, Mrs Ganga Jamna... "Mature means all characters will grow up... So time leap...we should have a 12 year time leap on the show... Mallu will at least mature from singing her 12 year jaap to singing a 24 year jaap... It will be a refreshing change .. Also Sue's Mardology refrain will change to Buddhelogy... Didi, ye buddhe aise hi hote hain... Waah waah 👏... It will be such an interesting twist.. Very mature! I will look forward to it getting some insights on Buddhelogy... Will help me plan my second honeymoon!"😳
And what about our lovely couple AshNi ????
Says economics expert Ms Sanjeeda Vichaare... "I am looking forward to them having mature conversations about everyday life.. like the cure for Alzheimer's, the increase in number of AIDS cases.., the ongoing research and controversy on stem cells, the surging price of drugs and it's unaffordability to common man...and while doing so they can share intense eye locks... Then it will be a true mature love story. And I will definitely watch"...
But child star Chupa Rustom has the last word!!! "Who said maturity is only about age? I'm 10 years old and very mature.. More than the stupid characters on this show... If a 42 year old man acts so scared in front of his GF and cannot even hold her hand then I'll volunteer to play the lead! It can be a reverse age-gap love story with the heroine falling for a young boy... And it will have plenty of kissing scenes I promise..."