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Spoof time!!!! Again!! Pls don't beat me up!!! 😆
KTLK ke CVs se baat -cheet ke liye pahunchi humari samvaadaata, Dizzy Lizzie.. Aur unki baat ho rahi hai, KTLK ke chief CV Shri Akalgayab Bhejagul se.. 😃
Bhejagulji Mumbai ke hain, isliye unki bhasha samajhne ke liye aapko google ka istemaal karna padega shayad..🤣
DL: Bhejagulji hum apne sabhi darshakon ki taraf se aapko kuch sawaal poochna chahenge... Aapka serial toh doctors ke baare mein hai? Phir yahan doctors ya toh sirf file dekhte hain, ya phir apne GFs ko...patients ko jab dekhte hain tab davaa- paani kum aur kahaani zyaada hota hai. Aisa kyon? 😕
DL: Bhejagulji hum apne sabhi darshakon ki taraf se aapko kuch sawaal poochna chahenge... Aapka serial toh doctors ke baare mein hai? Phir yahan doctors ya toh sirf file dekhte hain, ya phir apne GFs ko...patients ko jab dekhte hain tab davaa- paani kum aur kahaani zyaada hota hai. Aisa kyon? 😕
AB: Arre, kya baat karreli hai re tu? Ye doctor log kya karta hai.. Khaali woh kya bolta hai, yaar usko... Steskop.. Haan, steskop gale mein latkake public ka hart check karta hai! Tereko dava- daroo, patient- veshant dekhneka hai na toh jaake woh kya channel hai.. Nessnal jografik dekh! 😡
DL: Accha Bhejagulji.. Par aap ye toh maante hain na ke ye hospital hai, koi hostel nahi,, yahan par woh bacche theek hi nahi ho rahe hain? Hume wahi bacche dikhte hain ward mein..😛
AB: Ae ae.. Chal chal... Chammak challo... Jyaada shaanpatti mat par, kya! Apun writer hai, apun sab jaanta hai, kya! Bacche same same hai toh kya hua haan..unko bahut bada, ekdum jhakaas bimaari nahi ho sakta kya? 👏
DL : Haan zaroor ho sakta hai, aisi bimaari jiska ilaaj hota hai kahaani sunna..😉 Ye koi kaan ki bimaari hai kya? Ya phir koi psychological disorder?
Ab: Haan woeech , abhi kya boli tu? Syco..syco.. Woh sab baccha party hai na Syco hai..😲
DL: Toh phir unka ilaaj psychiatrist ke haaton hona chahiye na? Humare Dr Ashu toh surgeon hain??😕
AB: 😡Aayla.. Ye toh peecheeech pad gayi yaar😡...Apne aapko solid rapchik samajhreli kya? Dekh.. Tumlokka jo ...kya bolte hain... dekhnewale lokko bol.. ke sochneka ki ye bacche same same nahi hai.. Abhi tu soch.. Chinese lokke bacchon ko dekh.. Sab ek jaise dikta hain kya nahi? Aisa sochneka ke bacchalog different different hai, khali unka face same to same hain..🤣
DL: ( totally confused) main samjhi nahi🤢
AB: Arre, jaane de re tu... Chikna- chikni ka love story hai na? Toh unko dekh na.. Bacchaloko kayko dekhke apna bheja ghuma raheli hai? 😆
DL: Accha toh ye bataiye, Nidhi ko aspatal se nikaala gaya tha na? Toh use toh doosri naukri dhoondni chahiye?
AB: Arre satak re tu, patli gali se nikal! 😈 Kya bat karreli tu? Chikne ke saath ghoomneka hai, lafda karneka hai, ya phir naukri? Kya item hai re tu? (Laughs loudly)
DL: Unko lafda karne ke liye saath toh hona chahiye na? Darshak bahut nakush hain ke lead actors ek hi saath nahi dikhte... Iska kya kaaran hai?
AB: Haayla.. Ye kaun bola re tereko? Tu kya woh buniyaad ya hum log samajhreli hai apunke serial ko? Arre aaj kal ka cut- paste ka zamana hai... Kabhi photoshop mein kaam nahi kiya kya re tu? Aisaeech hota hai idhar bhi.. 😈
DL: Par isse unki acting mein bhi fark padta hai aur romance aur chemistry toh bilkul nahi dikhte jo ki love story ke liye sabse zaroori hai!
AB: Ae jaan de jaan de, hawa aane de re! Romance mein toh apun solid hai, ekdum jhakaas! Apun ka dialogues sunna, yaar! Dekhti kaayko hai.. Chikna- chikni itna mast baat karrele hai.. Tu khaali dialogue sun, kya,... Baaki tension mat le! Aur woh pankheloko bol, tension nahi leneka! 😉
DL : Aur ek Baat, Mallika ko lekar log bahut upset hain.. Ye baarah saal karti rehti hai, aur doctor se jyaada patient lagti hai! Aur Ashu bhi use kuch nahi kehta! 😕
AB: (looking very upset) 😡Kaun bola re tereko? Kidhar se mila information? (yelling) Arre yaar apun ka twist leak ho gayela hai!
(very softly) Dekh, tu na news mein bata mat... Ye humara naya twist hai re! Woh doctor Mallika na doctor haieech nahi, woh mental patient hai.. Usko bara saal pehle na ek chikne ne lafda karke chod diya isliye mental ho gayi😆.. Abhi uska bimaari na ekdum rapchik hai.. Uska yaar hai na apne hero jaise dikhta tha, ekdum duplicate.. Isliye uske peeche padeli hai.. Aur khud ko doctor samajhreli hai!
Ekdum jhakaas bimaari! Doctor loko samajh mein nahi aarela hai! (claps hand gleefully), hain na jhakaas twist? Dekh audience ko bol, woh Mallika ka na dialog sunne ka nahi, aur uski jo bhabhi hai na, uska bhi nahi.. Zyaada dimaag garam nahi karneka, kya? 😆
DL: Ji.. Ji haan.. aur ek sawaal, aapne Ashu - Nidhi ka pyar itni jaldi dikha di? Aur Ashu jo ke umr ke faasle ke bare mein itna chintit tha, use ab koi fikar nahi hai? Aur abhi ghar ka issue bhi aa Gaya. Aapko nahi lagta ye bahut jaldi ho raha hai sab kuch? 🤪
DL: Ji.. Ji haan.. aur ek sawaal, aapne Ashu - Nidhi ka pyar itni jaldi dikha di? Aur Ashu jo ke umr ke faasle ke bare mein itna chintit tha, use ab koi fikar nahi hai? Aur abhi ghar ka issue bhi aa Gaya. Aapko nahi lagta ye bahut jaldi ho raha hai sab kuch? 🤪
AB: Dekh, sach boloon kya? Hum CV log hain na, woh formula one racing dekhneko gayele the .. Wahaan se inspire ho gaye! 🤣 Abhi kya hai na.. Slow track se log bore ho jaate hain.. Toh apunne apunke screenplay mein Buddha circuit jaise circuit laga diya.. Abhi sab fast- fast hota hai! Baaki serial ke jaise thakele track nahi idhar.. Audience bore nahi hoyenga!
DL:Par Iska toh koi matlab nahi, ye toh bilkul logical nahi lagta! 🤪
AB: Ae.. Kya logic logic karreli re tu? Story ka waat laganeka hai kya logic - bogic dikhake? Logic gaya tel lene!! Dekh tereko pasand nahi aata hai na, toh bheja garam mat kar! Bheje ko jyaada takleef nahi deneka, kya? 😡
DL : 🤢Thank you Bhejagulji.. Aapne humare sawalon ka bahut sabar se jawab diya. Aapka serial dekhne ke liye darshakon ko apni aankhen, kaan aur dimaag kahin girvi rakhni padegi..
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