Heyaaa Peeps😛
Sorry for itna late post
Woh kya haina kal dimaag bhi nahin chal raha tha aur neend bhi aa gayi
To socha aaj banaloon😉
So here it is:
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(This begins after Isshu Amma emotionally blackmails Dev for his second marriage!!!!!!)
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Dev: Sonakshi...Sonakshi😲
Sona: Oh God not again🥱
ab kya hua Dev???????😡
Dev: Ms. Bose, tumhe pata hai maa ne mujhse kya kahan????
Woh chahti hai ki main dubara shaadi kar loon
Sona: kya??????
(Zindagi Barbaad karke rakh denge yeh maa bete milkar...yeh khusat budhiya iss floppy hair waale ke shaadi ke peeche kyun padi hai?...kahin inke ghar mein 4 bacche pada karne ka niyam to nahin...maine sirf ek hi paida ki isiliye baaki 3 keliye karwa rahi hongi iski dubara shaadi)
Sona: Dev yeh kya???????...hum yahaan tumhari maa ko khatri ke khatre se bachane ki koshish kar rahe hai aur woh hain ki humare iss "fark nahin padta hum dost hai" rishte keliye khatra bani hui hai...don't tell me ki tumne apni maa ko promise kar diya hai ki tum unki har baat manoge...(afterall unke raaja bete jo tehre)...😡
Dev: Sonakshi...I'm sorry yaar...mujhe kya pata tha ki maa yeh sab karne ko kahengi...maine pehle hi promise kar diya...(*facepalm*)...waise maa itni buri bhi nahin hai...unhone do option bhi diye hai mujhe...kahan hai ki yaa to main tumse shaadi kar loon ya kisi aur se...u see she's the best...she's my GOD😊
Sona: oh mere GOD ke bhakt...point ki baat bolo...mujhe pehle yeh batao ki tum yahaan kya poochne aaye ho...ki kya main tumse shaadi karungi ya nahin?????...yah meri permission lene aaye ho kisi aur se shaadi karne keliye????????????😡
Dev: dekha bilkul bharosa nahin hai tumhe mujhpe...main kyun bhala kisi aur se shaadi karunga...mera to life long contract hai na tumhare saath khoob saare bacche paida karne ka...chalo na shaadi kar lete hai...phir dono milke iss dessh ki abadi badhayenge...😉
Sona: seriously?????????hum shaadi kar le?????????taaki log confuse ho jaye ki dulha kaun hai aur dulhan kaun...aakhir hum dono ke baal ek hi length ke jo hai...😆aur yeh kya bacche bacche laga rakha hai...khud ek 5 saal ke bacche ki tarah maa maa karte rehte ho...ek kam nahin thi jo mujhe bhi apni maa ki tarah treat karne lage ho...bacchaon ke bacche nahin hote samjhe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dev: dekha...I knew it...koi nahin samajhta mujhe...kisiko parvah nahin hai meri...ab to maine bass decide kar hi liya hai...main apna saara jeevan baba Golu maharaj ki sharan mein bitaunga...jai ho baba Golu Maharj ki
(runs to look out for Golu, yet again leaving a confused Sona behind!!!!!!!!)