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I am back from warm sun, turquoise water and powdery sands into powdery snow. 🤢
Today's highlights:
Rain spoils basketball game.
Everyone runs to shelter including Sona.
Dev encourages everyone to dance in the rain.
Soha wants to go but asks her mother's permission. Sona allows her. But she doesn't go herself.
Dev tells her that she became like the old Dev.
So Sona of course is the easiest bait out there. So she goes. But instead of crazy dance which they did back when they fell in love, now that they hate each other, of course it makes sense to dance Salsa in the rain.
Me: Wait a minute. *Locks the brain in the locker* Yep, totally making sense now. CVs you are great at connecting scenes. Everyone is dancing like old Sona-Dev. But of course, they have to dance Salsa. Got it. Isse kehte hain zabardasti ka romance.
Sona had ear to ear smile. I had that exact smile, upside down. Kyunki mereko kuch samajh mein nehin aa raha hain. Brain locked hain naa, iss liye.
Cut two, Soha gets sick. But now Sonakshi has to be useless now. Not only that, everyone starts sneezing and coughing including Sona. But just so Sona can be even more pissed off, Soha gets fever. Sonakshi is now fuming mad.
But Dev feels guilty. All his ideas are flop. But not to worry, Superwoman to the rescue. Dev calls trusted Mummy Clinic. Mummy wants to fly to camp on her broomstick. Dev (for once) smartly refuses and just asks her the recipe. Mummy reluctantly gives recipe for Kadha which flopped before but now must be antidote for cancer, world peace and nuclear weapon.
Dev sets up video and Ishwari directs Dev to make Magic Potion.
Me: Sigh, I wish Ishwari you had directed Dev back when he was married instead of being his hands, eyes and brain. May be Sona and him would still be together.
Dev proudly with his own hands and with help of pretty Preeti prepares the Magic Potion from heaven and even sheds two drops of blood.
Me: Do boond khoon ki kimaat tum kya jaano, Tia darling?
He presents it to Soha. Sona wants doctor because of course, because how will Magic Potion work if she can handle a minor fever when she herself cured Dev before.
Lekin, logic ki kisko padi hain.
So Dev gives Magic Potion to everyone, bachhe, bude aur jawaan.
Aur sab ban jaata hain Sultan, the pehelwan.
Not only that. Sona refuses Kada but later sneaks into the kitchen after she gets to know that Dev made Kadha with his own bootiful hands in the process of making his wound gush up blood like a fountain pepsi. Sonakshi gets impressed. She drinks the magic potion.
Me: The same formula which made fever worse, now made Soha's fever down and the whole camp's sneezing stop. Itna kada kya gamle mein banaya tha, Bhaiya? Lekin koi nehin, khud bhagwan ke ghar se recipe aaya hain aur bhagwan ne khud karchi hilawa hain. Fever kya, yeh to memory bhi clear kar dega.
Aur itni choti bartan mein kada bana. Lekin poore camp ko ussi se pila diya? Ek ek boond per head donate kiya tha kya? Lekin boond boond mein hain bhagwan ka effect. Sab ke sab thik ho gaya.
In the room, the kids leave and Dev and Sona is doing eye salsa.
Me: Hain? Kadha hain ya aphrodisiac? Koi nehin. Dimaag to locked hain.
Moving on, Vicky and Radha arrive with snake charmer and asks him to let loose a snake so that Dev runs away from the camp.
Me: Even better. Ab camp bhi public garden hain jahan koi bhi kisiko bhi utha ke le aata hain. Kamaal hain CVs. Lagta hain sirf Summer Camp ka naam hi suna hain. Summer camp mein no security at all.
Precap: There is bonfire (In summer? In India? Lekin Kuch Kuch Hota Hain mein tha, to yahan bhi chahiye hoga).
Brain knocking from locker: Wait, Kuch Kuch Hota Hain mein summer camp hill station mein tha.
Me: Shut up. Yeh sab chalta hain. Entertainment dekh.
Brain (grumpy): What entertainment?
Me: *clears throat and ignores* Never mind.
Well, all fathers egg on Dev to play a game.
Me: Bhai Wah. Isse kehte hain bhai chara. Kitna supportive husband hain. Inko bhi pata hain ki Dev hero hain. To bhale hi inki biwiyan Dev pe line maar rahee thi. Hero pe line maarna to banta hain boss.
Anyhoo, Dev says, "I love you". Sona blurts out, "Yes, I love you".
Me: Awww... Woh ek hi movie ka naam sab ko Dumb Charade mein yaad aata hain. Kab bani thi, kaun tha movie mein kisiko yaad nehin. Lekin fake romance create karne mein mast naam hain movie ka. Dimaag locker mein hota hain to sab kuch kitna sensible lagta hain nehin?
Waise campwala doctor bhi handsome tha. 😃
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