COMEDY POST: This would sort out all the Issues (Mussoorie ki kasam);)

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Posted: 8 years ago

COMEDY POST: This would sort out all the "Issues" (Mussoorie ki kasam)😉

Hi all, Tia here again 😳. I am back in the forum after almost a week, let me tell you honestly I am enjoying every bit of the show. I am happy with how the story is progressing so far, the strengths, weaknesses, subtleties in Dev, Sona and Suhana; and I would like to take it as it comes. We are also going to have summer camp episodes; like KKHH, and I am looking forward to it😳😊...

But you know, how we Devakshi fans are😆... We are impatient; can't wait till summer camp episodes😛. So, this post is about how to sort out all "issues" even faster than what is happening in the show.

Please note that this post is intended just for entertainment, to make people laugh amid the war like situation of Dev vs Sona. Please don't take things said in a jest very seriously.

(Kya karoon, aajkal disclaimers daalna padta h ... 😆🤣... Now, let's proceed 😊)

So guys, *deep breath* let us forget about Dev and Sona.😎😆🤣

Nahi nahi... maarna matt...😲 KRPKAB k forum main aake agar mai aisa bolungi to maar hi to padegi na😆... But read the entire thing first, I am sure you too would find it a brilliant idea.🤣🤣

Let's start from the very beginning, a very good time to start..

So folks, how did the jhagra between Dev and Sona start? - it started with Ishwari a.k.a. Issue Devi vs Bijoy a.k.a. Baba Bose.

By now, all of us are either frustrated by Ishwari or Bijoy or both. And I have a brilliant idea to sort out "issues" (pun intended 😉) - when the root of all jhagra i.e. Ishwari vs Bijoy ceases to exist, so would Dev vs Sona.. and we would have Devakshi together. (Brilliant idea Tia *pats own back*😆).

Now let me write down the complete therapy with Objective, Requirement, Procedure and Conclusion.

OBJECTIVE:

To dissolve Ishwari vs Bijoy so that in front of each other Dev and Sonakshi don't side with my maa or my baba (or even my beti, its Humari beti for you!😡😉 ) and become a team.

REQUIREMENTS:

1. Two bottles of 10 year old Mussoorie wine 😆😆

2. Mussoorie ki kasam (this one is more important than the wine🤣🤣)

3. Jatin and Asha as referee (because we have forgotten Dev and Sona theoretically, Suhana is a child, Saurabh khud sab pi jayega to kisi aur ke liye kya bachega, Mamaji team badalte rehte h and rest are not eligible for the position 😆😆)

4. Two whistles (for referees, Dev to aise hi baja leta hoga😛😆)

5. Bose drawing room (because IN mein physical entry of wine is not allowed, pike aao to alag baat h 😉😆 and the procedure had worked at Boses earlier, at least better than Dev's farmhouse😛)

6. A watch showing accurate IST time (because saat saal beet chuke h😆 and everyone should know this especially Bijoy and Ishwari should know this😉)

PROCEDURE:

Step 1: Ishwari is lured to the Bose house with motivation to meet Suhana, hear her call her dadi at least once, feed her halwa, train her into her 'gudiya' (as she herself says😛), etc. . Bijoy is already at Bose drawing room.

Step 2: Asha catches hold of Ishwari, with intention to make friends with her (like she wanted to talk to her at the market place😉), and make her sit at the drawing room meanwhile getting her whistle ready.

Step 3: Bijoy, on seeing Ishwari, becomes irritated, hyper and starts speaking nonsense. Jatin offers to bring Mussoorie wine😉 to sooth him meanwhile getting his whistle ready.

Step 4: The Mussoorie ki kasam contest starts officially with Asha and Jatin blowing their whistles. Problem bilkul sort out ho jaani chahiye!😆

Step 5: Ishwari and Bijoy start drinking and opening up about their vices, virtues, insecurities and respective children. Jatin and Asha should be vigilant in case of any rule breaking or ugly fights.

Step 6: If they refuse to speak to each other, they should be thrown out at 2 O clock according to the watch (afternoon or night, whichever suitable in the case) without phone, car or Mussoorie wine and should not be let in till they sort their issues.😆

Step 7: In case, Asha starts to feel insecure, she can find a groom for Ishwari and let her worry about losing her new pati to her son.😆😆

Step 8: If the bottle is finished, but the arguement refuses to die. Remember Dev and Sona first (because they were forgotten by us😆), and repeat the experiment with Dev and Sona😆. I bet this iteration would be more fruitful (in all sense😉)

CONCLUSION:

Do not burn your blood😉😆. Keep calm and enjoy KRPKAB 😳😊

Thanks for reading😆. Hope you enjoyed my silly post.😉