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Yesterday's episode made me mad. But today was a laughter show until Precap.
Isn't there any more illogical plot left CVs or have you used them all up?
So Dev bangs on the door, Sonakshi opens it. Dev promptly forgets what he came to say. Lavanya, we were speculating for nothing.
So Sonakshi gives him 5 minutes to leave. He doesn't.
So she calls security.
In the meanwhile, Bijoy's trusted spy informs him the details and he, sitting in Kolkata, manages to register a complaint to police in Delhi and get them to the location ON TIME!!!
Now.
1. Bijoy, you had promised Asha, you will let Sonakshi handle her life. But you broke that promise. You want to protect your daughter, I understand. But your daughter is not a baby. She is now strong enough to call the police if need be. Be careful, or you will end up losing your wife, daughter and granddaughter's respect like Ishwari.
2. CVs, since when Delhi police is known for their prompt service?
Ok, say I swallow that suddenly police remembered their job and arrived in 5 mins (yes, 5 freaking minutes). Where did they get the arrest warrant from? Without an arrest warrant, how can they arrest anyone? Not to mention, they don't even know who registered the complaint.
Now either you are saying that Bijoy Bose is powerful enough to get police on location in 5 mins across the country (*snort*) but the police is so efficient that they managed to wake up a judge, get an arrest warrant and then go to arrest Dev within that 5 mins period.
Ok. Let's say after swallowing Hajmola, I am still plowing on. Now these police are hesitating before arresting Dev Dixit because he has money. So all competency gone in seconds the moment they realized who was the person in question and got a whip of "Eau de Money".
Welcome back, illogical plot. Where were you? Didn't see you in a while? Well, I am sure since CVs love you so much, you will stay put.
Sonakshi didn't call the police. But since they are there, Sonakshi is happy to use them to get rid of Dev. She has precious cargo sleeping inside..
So Sonakshi reminded of their duty so they very apologetically took Dev away. After all if police don't apologise to the accused, who will?
Now after walking just out of sight, the super fast, super competent police let Dev go. Of course, that's the second duty of police to cower under money and power, isn't it?
In the meanwhile, Sonakshi takes back her complaint and asks them to let Dev go because she just wanted to get rid of Dev (hence proven that if she had payback in mind, she could have let him rot in jail. But she just wants him to stay away).
But police is already cowering in front of Dev. So he says that Sonakshi always makes mountain out of a molehill. She did it seven years earlier, she did it again. Someone please supply him memory aid, yaar. His memory seems to be failing already at 30. But then he always had that pesky selective memory issue.
Anyhoo, Dev wonders if Sonakshi got scared or took pity on him. Police informs that she is there for a limited time so she doesn't want to deal with all these. So Dev is sulking why Sonakshi came back in the city, everything was fine until she arrived.
Darling, your psychological problem is not her concern anymore, naa? That's why. But I finally agree with you. She should leave the city you live in as fast as a bullet train can carry her.
But in the meanwhile Sonakshi takes her daughter to school and gets her registered under her name.
For me saving grace scene of the episode - Golu and Soha.
Golu throws plastic lizard on Soha (typical boy) and Soha first gets scared and then angry (typical girl).
Anyways, Vicky plans to rob Dev's company, Radha heartily supports him. Mamaji came to gave moral lecture which as usual Vicky and Radha ignore. But then, everyone ignores his advice.
When you have relatives like that, why do you need enemy? And to think for these people's respect, Dev let Sonakshi be mistreated day after day. Ah well, Karma pays back real fast and always keeps an even balance.
Dev on the other hand is busy baby sitting his biggest enemy's totally innocent and neglected child. Poor thing, what a bad fate to have such shitty parents. I won't wish that family on my enemy, let alone an innocent child.
But Ishwari has to flex her controlling muscles seeing Dev in the same hemisphere as Sona. Nothing scares the crap out of her as Sonakshi. That kind of tickles my funny bones.
I wonder if Soha should make Golu wear a mask of Sonakshi and scare Ishwari periodically. I'd love to see that.
So Ishwari asks Dev if he is okay. Dev says he is fine but denies her cooking. But sharp eyed Golu notices the sadness in Dev. They say God speaks through children. Since adults don't have two brain cells to rub together, kids are having to smarten up. Ghor Kalyug!!!
I was pretty much dancing at this point. I was pretty sure Ishwari mixes narcotics in her cooking. No one can go into stupor without functioning brain for that long without narcotics.
Radha hires nutritionist and tells her to make her loose two kg in two days. I'd have told her to cut off her tongue to loose two kg in two mins. But the nutritionist said it's not possible and Radha throws her out.
Precap: Sonakshi prepares Soha for school. Soha says she doesn't like boys. Sona says boys do everything opposite and they are immature. By the way Sonakshi, did you include your dad and your brother in that list?
Golu tells his uncle that there is a new girl in school he hates. So Dev tells her it would be better if girls ceases to exist. Excellent idea, Dev. Did you include your mother and sisters in that list?
You two adults skew those two tender minds with your prejudices. Great going. 👏
I felt like slapping both of you.
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