This is a post in reply to Ishwari Ma's new drama..
U and Sonakshi alag, mein alag...
FUN POST : Dev's Letter to Ishwari Ma
Ishwari at Mandir...
crying n whining...(obviously pata nahi kyun)
and a note catches her teary eyes...
Maa.. mein tera hi beta hoon
main marr jaoonga lekin tujhse alag nahi hoonga
B A T A O...
kaun mere liye meri fav halwa pakayenge woh bhi desi ghee ke saath?
Dr Bose ghar pe bey-swaad khana denge aur toh aur..
ho bhi sakta hai aapke bete ko bole pakake khana bhi paroso
kya aapko ye manzoor hai?
kaun mere kapde ache tarah sab press karke rakhenge
yaad haina Baba ki beti mujhse mazdoori karenge
apna kaam karo andolan shuru kar denge wapas
kya aapko ye manzoor hai?
kaun ye romantic setting kar sakte hai
jhoola wapas layenge, aapki bahu
aur romantic bolke mere dimaag pareshan karenge
kya aapko ye bhi manzoor hai?
na khana teek tarah se kha payenge
na sona teek tarah se...
pota poti toh door ki baat hai..
7% sunne ke baad, kaunsa romantic honge
roz raat din mujhe kosenge...ki meine jhoot bola..
usko aur aapko...
haan maante hai meine aapko kuch baatein nahi kaha...
aapne kya kya ilzaam lagaya maa..
1) mein sonakshi se pyar kiya
ek mahine ke liye 1.25 lakh dena tha, lekin abb woh bhi lati hai aur humara aur munafa bhi ho gaya
aapka sehath bhi acha...
faida hai ki nuksaan..
2) meine breakup ke baad bhi sonakshi se pyaar kiya aur...
itne tang kiye meine inka, usko aur koi shaadi nahi ho, iss tarah meine tangg kiye
utna baitna, jeena haraam karke kiya taaki plan A kaam ho jaaye
toh aapko kyun batao.. pata hona chahiye te na..
mere liye aap bhagwaan ho aur mein sirf aapke liye sab karta hai
faida hai ki nuksaan..3)5 Cr diya uske bhai ko
Woh agar bada naam kamaate, bose khandan ke uper aap kabhi raub dikha paaye.
Bose khandan humesha saath mein hai, aur unke paas talent hai, isliye koi aur inke ideas churaye, meine apna company ka munafa socha, gujral ke saath bhi wohi karna chahte te - lekin woh log rishta maangne aaye. lekin bose khandan, paise aur rishte nahi milate. Agar ye tension hote, toh aapka pota chances 7% se seedha GOL ho jaate... in sabse mukti dilaane ke liye, meine yeh chota sa
faida hai ki nuksaan..
Meine socha, hum dono ke beech mein bolna zaroori nahi - mann ki baath samajh sakte hai..
Toh ye kyun nahi pata chala.. Bose walon ko meine nahi kaha...who bade samajhdar log hai.. abb isme meri galta kya hai maaa...
abhi bhi sabooth chahiye, ki aap mere liye bhagwaan ho...
aur mein aapko chodke kahin nahi jayenge...
akele jeeyenge? sachi? kyon ek sookhi dr bose ke wajeh se? kyun?
mujhe daanto, mamiji se roz taane sunwao, kuch bhi karo lekin mujhse aapse juda matt karo.. warna fandom ki sifarish se mere redeem karne ke naam pe aise atyachar honge, Dr Bose se... ki poocho matt...
mujhe apni grehasthi alag nahi basaaana
sooth ke khaatir matt jaane do mujhe maa...
warnaaa...
Mein use ghar se nikalenge...
Kyunki pota poti toh lana mushkil hoga mere se..
Kahan aata hai dreamy dreamy romatic setting karne..
Jitney bhi kiye, Itne zabardast nahi hue
Jitney aapke ek taiyari ne jadoo kiye..
AAPKe Dev...
I hope this fun sarcasm post brought a small smile...to the anger n frustration that we're going thru...
Would like to know your POVs...
Love,
Sajini