Spoiler news alert - Dev's last warning to Lord Shiva!
Due to the bustling and hustling of the xmas and new year holidays, our reporters were merrily celebrating the festive season with a little bit more booze and had completely forgotten to follow up with Dev and Lord Shiva on the status of the miracle baby
Our roving reporter was at the sets and we are pleased to bring you the latest scoop on the sets of Kuch Rang Pyar ke Aise Bhi and here it goes...
Lord Shiva was humming the remix pitbull song - " One-two-three-four. I know you want me. You know I want cha. I know you want me. You know I want cha. ..ha Ha ha..OH!!! OMG!!!!! Holy Shit " as he sensed someone was watching him
Dev was fuming mad and yelled at Lord Shiva : What the hell are you doing in my kitchen? Didn't I tell you to sit in the altar and get cracking on the baby?
Lord Shiva looked at him clearly shaken up - JEEZ man ! You have to stop creeping up on me like this...and shouting at me! I am doing my BEST!
Dev shouted back : If you did your work properly I don't have to do this. What did I ask you to do and what did you do.? Now my whole family knows Sona is not pregnant and that we lied
Lord Shiva argued - And how's that my problem you mad fella? Come on Dev , this is not fair...I didnt leave those docs lying in the car so carelessly and your loudmouth busybody freeloader auntie to spill the beans! Its your fault and don't try to pin it on me...ok? I know my rights!
Dev enquired - What are you making?
Lord Shiva - Cuppocinno..you want one? I think maybe you take double shots of expresso ... you look like you need one!
Dev nodded - Ok make one for me...another thing...you cannot just walk around my house in that loin cloth, with that snake around your neck and the spear, doing whatever you want you know...there are rules to follow...
Lord shiva turned and looked at him stunned : Excuse me ? I was minding my own business in the temple but hell no, you keep pressurizing me to come to your house to be more productive...but you never bother about feeding me...you just keep bashing and scolding me for no crime of mine at ungodly hour. And Mr Know it all..you just try sitting in that altar whole day and see how it feels.! Man...anyone can go crazy with the requests your family puts on me... Emotional blackmail...
Dev questioned - What you mean no one feeds you.? Isnt the offerings my mum provide you enough? Look at your waistline...! At this rate you will get diabetes!
Lord Shiva - Like hell! What do you expect! I am snacking unnecessarily !How long you want me to survive on banana. a day. At least in the temple ,the devotees offered me milk and here nothing at all! I am sick and tired of waiting for someone to feed me properly.. And on top of that you keep bugging at me. Not to mention, your mum is a real pain in the ...
Dev's hand went to lord Shiva's face - Don't you dare...say it! I am warning you.
Lord shiva - Okay,okay...what did I say? No need to get worked up and angry...calm down man...relax man...jeezs you are scaring me! I am gonna have a heart attack any time soon...
Dev took gulped the espresso and queried - So what are the chances , making Sona preg now...you know right my mum wants a grand child at any cost.
Lord Shiva sighed - Yes doesn't the whole world? I am trying..but you know in order to strike the lottery, you must buy the ticket.?
Dev looked puzzled - Huh? What? Stop talking rubbish Shiv!
Lord Shiva's eyes looked heavenwards - You want a baby , you need to do your part too. Make love to Sona! Dammit ...Do I have to spell it out ...goldilocks!
Dev smiled - I am doing my best but I really need some assistance to...
Lord Shiva shook his head vehemently - Oh no no, I cant help you with that...my wife wont understand and if she finds out...
Dev said thru clenched teeth - NO moron , I am asking you to make our dream come true! Not sleep with my wife!
Lord Shiva defended - Oh ok...ok.well! Alright...I have feeling that the honeymoon that you mother has planned for you will bear the results.
Dev warned - I am warning you, you just make it happen. I don't want my mother to be disappointed! Is that Clear?
Lord Shiva with a layer of frothy cream of the cuppocinno on his upper lips - Crystal clear! I will try to give you twins! A boy and a girl okay? Happy now and can I go back to my altar...and pray
Dev breathed - Pray? Why do you need to pray?
Lord shiva - Believe me Dev, ever since you stalked and harassed me 24/7 , I have been praying to the upper beings to release me from my duties...ah ah...stop that dev...Don't you raise your hand on me!
Dev stopped his slapping midstride - What release you? You jolly well make sure Sona gets pregnant first and then you can get out from here and do whatever you want!
Lord Shiva - I don't believe you...! I want us to have a contractual agreement that once Sona is pregnant you will let me go...even your mother don't believe you and that's why she was with you at the fertility clinic and wanted to stay with you and to make sure you do the tests! Don't think I don't know ok?
Dev breathed with fury - Fine. But if you try to be hanky panky with me, you know I will not hesitate to
Lord shiva blankly - Yes I know, you will slap me!.
Dev nodded in agreement - Just so that you know...ok we are good. So stop wandering and roaming around HALF NAKED and go back to your seat!
Lord Shiva called out - Hey Dev ... I need lap top..I need to write down and my hands are killing me. Easier if I have a lap top and my snake friend can help me to key in ...
Dev agreed - Ok I will fix the Dell lappy to you
Lord shiva - Oh why, I am not good enough for apple lappy?
Dev glared - Don't push your luck ok...right I am off to my honeymoon...and see you soon
Lord Shiva said sarcastically - Take your time . No hurry
Dev glared and walked off.
Lord shiva sighed and went sat the altar prayed.- Oh good lord...please please do something and get me out of this mad house soon and I will do anything you ask..
Want to know if Lord Shiva fulfilled Dev's request, you need to keep watching Kuch Rang Pyar Ke Aise Bhi from Mon - Fri at 9.30 pm n SONYTV , especially next week with the back hand tennis scene between Dev and Bijoy with Dixit mansion spectators! Only family allowed!
Have a great week end!
