Originally posted by: nikki05
hey hey chandu, ... what you are back...π...ππ
first of all thanks a lotttttttt once again for ans all my questions so gracefully π ...π...I should thank you...the questions were very enjoyable...π
I m back wid more questions dear ππ ....*gasp*
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ...no because you get the outfit of an angel and wings...π so you can fly around looking after the ones you left behind here on Earth...π
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ...It is cheaper to make square boxes?
What disease did cured ham actually have? ...chicken pox...π³
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? ...Because for those two hours, the baby along with his parents are in peace, quiet and just a wonderful state of dream and fantasy... π ...pure bliss...π
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Yes, but he won't be able to get his meal when the judge says order order...π
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? ...Because the english langauge has more exceptions than rules... π
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? ...because they have nothing better to do with their money...π
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ...For the one person out there who might like to eat their toast burnt and the toaster company are afraid without that setting there, they might get sued for a gazillion dollars by this person...for emotional distress due to feeling of exclusion...π
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ... sugar and spice and everything that smells nice... π
Do the Alphabet song(ABCDEFG...) and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Yuppers π
What if someone died in the living room? ...then we would have a murder mystery in our hands...
"I am a nobody; nobody is perfect"-does that make me perfect? ...No, because you are somebody... you are an individual, one person, who can make a difference π
If the World is round in shape , so why cant we slipped ...the speed the earth is rotating is too fast so before we can start slipping... we are back on top of it again...π
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? b/c in a race with time it always comes second...π€
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ...b/c he is the one we blame when we go broke...π
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? ...B/c rain is a teenage form of snow...so it is not as graceful as snow... π³ ...it is still learning and growing... π
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Well you are not suppose to move your lips... but then nothing can prevent women from talking...π
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Human's sadness, helplessness, and hopelessness... π
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? DeTESTed...ππ
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Yes, b/c that is what they do...they suck...π
enjoy ans them sweety π. will b waiting to read ur replies π. thanks a lotttttttttttttttttt π
love,
nikki