If I could be Ekta: Part II

I would pull the plug from all the saas-bahu serials and make some sensible serials. I would make sure my shows reflect the true state of today's society, as opposed to something that is completely nonsensical.

Jeetendra Kapoor

If I were Ekta for a day I would take total rest and shut myself off completely from the rest of the world and the Herculean tasks that I am handling every day.

I would keep my mind totally free of any work.

Tusshar Kapoor

I would rearrange my bedroom and office, style and contemporarise them. Remove all the soap tapes and put on rock music.

Then I would buy a round-the-world ticket, take a break and spend millions of dollars on my brother.

Natassha

I would take the day off and just sleep. Being Ekta, I would be working hard non-stop, so I would spend my day in bed.

Sai Deodhar

If I was Ekta and could use all the money and power she has, I would think of doing something international.

Probably start a series that would take Indian television abroad and make it popular. Unlike Indian films, Indian television still hasn't carved a niche for itself, so I would use my day to start an international project.

VJ Gaurav

I would launch three films with item numbers featuring me with Uma Thurman, Salma Hayek and Angelina Jolie. I would then get into a partnership with Rakesh Roshan and patent the letter K, so that if anyone uses any word, anywhere, anytime starting with K, they have to pay us for it, even if they are words like knowledge and knife, where the K is silent.

Then, with half the money, I would buy myself a Witness Protection Programme, and with the other half, I would run to an undisclosed remote island, which I would be able to buy with the remaining money!

Sajid Khan

If I was Ekta, I would definitely look prettier.

Vir Das

I would wake up in the morning and decide which actress I want to give a makeover to. Then, if I have time, I would go and watch my brother Tusshar's film and check if he really is Kool in the movie.

Then I would return to my lavish, expensive home and count the millions that I have. And I would spend five minutes with my coterie, the people who butter me up daily. Then I would go to bed and decide what new twist and turn I am going to give my kahaani.

Sangeeta Ghosh

For a day, I would make all the vamps into sati-savitri bahus and vice versa. I think the bahus have been crying and whining for too long, it's time they get the chance to avenge themselves on the vamps. I would also make sure my saas-bahus are not dressed in boring, traditional clothes, but funky contemporary wear like denims and short skirts.

Since Ekta keeps killing off her characters and getting them back, I would arrange for a reunion of all the characters she has killed — on Mars. I'm sure she has hidden all of them there!


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thanks sana 😉

lolz 😆

if i were ekta i would change the whole script of kavyanjali -i would kill nitya, pammi, yug, vansh, arpita...and the list goes on

i would think i have worked really hard so i would also take a rest and also get married to ejaz 😳 😆