Balaji

Pre-Reqisites for being a Balaji Actress

Strict Order of Importance

1. Ability to look good on camera after innumerable layers of Plaster

If you have good looks then it is fantastic, but if you don't then also, it is absolutely fine. Our CEO. Ms. Ekta Kapoor does not want to discriminate against any actress, looks or no looks, our guarantee that WE will FIND ROLES FOR YOU IN OUR SERIAL, SUITING YOUR PERSONALITY AND LOOKS !!!

2. Fertile - Ability to be look pregant, AS AND WHEN REQUIRED

Please be warned, Our scripts may demand multiple pregancies within short periods of time, so the applicants should be aware that they may suddenly be impregnated (no puns intended). Please Note that you may or may not know who the father is or when it happened. It is required that you be comfortable with such situations

3. Sufficiently Clothed - Must have own clothes

Its important to have your own clothes, which you can wear on the serial. Even 2 pairs of t-shirts or salwar kurtaas will do, We take no offence if you keep repeating your clothes. To be fair, Our storylines repeat so much that it would only be fair if we allow you to repeat your clothes

4. Dialogue Delivery + Acting Skills (Nice to Have but STRICTLY OPTIONAL)

Even if you can't act to save your life or can mumble a few words in Japanese we can still make it work. Our CEO, Ms. Ekta Kapoor does not want to discriminate on any grounds, be it good looks or acting. The inspiration behind this, is our illustrious CEO's brother Mr. Tushar Kapoor and we want to follow his example of success.

5. Intelligence (Nice NOT to HAVE - Strictly Optional)

We do not want to discourage intelligent people, but we feel that your intelligence and logical thinking might come in the way of TRP ratings and our CEO Ms. Ekta Kapoor's plans. So it is required that you not ask pertinent questions or question our story line. Sometimes even we do not know the answers to such questions and we cannt waste time finding it out. We feel that it is important to trust everybody but yourself first.

6. Life (Nice NOT to HAVE)

We require people with no life except for Balaji, we have strict deadlines and you may be required to shoot for 25 hours out of 24, so we need actresses who have no flings/husbands or possessive boyfriends.

We are looking for people all the time, as we have many disconnected ideas but need people to put them to life. Please Apply with your photo and we may or may not screen test you or may or may not offer you a role.

Jai Ekta Jee !!!

thnx 4 the info 😉 ....i wouldn't mind working with balaji n sending in my photo 😃 ....i have most of the qualities and things needed that r above 😊 😳 ....but i am too young 😆 😆 ....n i don't think there will b any roles 4 me 😛!!!!!

Toooooooooooooooo Gooooooooooooooood and about the intelligence that it will hinder in the storyline is sooooooo true if you want to work for Ekta just leave yur brain home 😆

😆 😆 that was hillarious 😆

too good.. did u make it up yourself or wasi t in some article ?

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Jai Ekta Jee !!!

zor se bolo sare bolo jai kekta maharani ke 🤢

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😆 😆 😆 I like no. 2!!!!!!!!!

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ya did u get that from an article or u wrote it.
but i actually went to the balaji site, they have high requirements to get a role. if i fill up the form its wud be like no in all the categories