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@missinguonly

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Posted: 15 years ago

#31

Originally posted by: KMH_Arjuhi
Aww Np Mehr...aker main bhi ek joker hoon.

oh yeah yeh to hai😆

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KMH_Arjuhi

@KMH_Arjuhi

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#32

Originally posted by: missinguonly

oh yeah yeh to hai😆

Haan 😳

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KMH_Arjuhi

@KMH_Arjuhi

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#33

well tum koi song nahin post karogi Mehr.

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mehr

@missinguonly

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#34

Originally posted by: KMH_Arjuhi
well tum koi song nahin post karogi Mehr.

i will later still thinking of my own remix!!

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KMH_Arjuhi

@KMH_Arjuhi

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#35

Originally posted by: missinguonly

i will later still thinking of my own remix!!

Haan haan jaldi karna mat bude na hojaye tumare remix ka intezaar kar ke..kyun ke us waqt to hum sab hud he remix ho saqte hai😆

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KMH_Arjuhi

@KMH_Arjuhi

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#36

Hey Guys some funny hindi poems and jokes for little masti..

Poem

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

5'5" jiski height ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,

Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umer mein difference slight ho,

Thori see wo quiet ho,
Tu memorable her ek night ho~

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
mom dad ki choice ho,

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Padosi jab baat kare tu,
haath me uskay knife ho.
Dinner candle light ho,
Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne k baad dil delight ho..

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Ankhain uski jaisay...sunny Twilight ho!
Honton ko dekh ker lagay...jaisay coke diet ho
Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho,
Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho,
Favourite colour white ho,
make-up thora light ho
Zulfain Dynamite hoon..
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho !

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Kaash yeh concept 100% right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kya haseen life ho
Batoon mein garmaish ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
Defense ki rehaaish ho,
Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho,

Aisi apni Wife ho..................
Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Joke

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.

Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!

Joke

Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That's Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

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:

Wrong Number..

Joke

Munna Bhai: Ye QUAID_e_AAZAM Har Note Mein Hanste Kyun Rehte Hein?

Circuit: simple Hai Bhai! Royein Ge To Note Geela Ho Jaye Ga Na:-)

Joke

LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de 2!!

Papa: Khud uth k p lo,

Boy:Plz de2 na.!

Papa:Ab manga to thapar maronga

Boy:Thapr marne aao to paani lete ana.

English Joke

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Chalo Mehr ab to kush ho na..

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Edited by KMH_Arjuhi - 15 years ago