🐷Swine Flu 🐷
Random Thought:
Punji does not have any normal friends
1. Salil (silly, obssessed with P, and cluess about his friend's real love affair),
2. Sardarji (Oddly Astute, but missing),
3. Garden Lothario #1 (tries to trick and molest girls)
4. Party Lothario #2) (sickeningly inappropriate and pushy)
5. Anu (pata nahi uski husband or daughter ka pycho therapy ka bill khon barta hai!!!)
6. Unty (Who thinks punji is soft soft spongy spongy)
I reiterate what happened today though horrible was not Irreparable Harm, but Repairable Harm. So, have faith that the OM moment is still ahead.❤️ Assuming the BT writers/creatives don't have ML again!!
Ms. Sharma:
Charges: It is alleged that my client Ms. Sharma is a dimwit (tubelight per Lovelyji) who should have figuratively or literally slapped Mr. Punj and got him to tell her what his problem was. She is also accused of allowing Mr. Punj's horrible friend to hold her hand.
My ladies, I would like to submit the reason she has not confronted Mr. Punj is because he appears to have verbal diarrhea and hasn't given my client an opening to ask him questions. Particularly given his comments that they are just "Boss and Associate", "He doesn't care if she lives or dies", and multiple attacks re her "Aukad". Not to mention something about her "Sarak Chaap" dress sense. With all his verbal darts and attitude, she is throughly confused. She also errorneously believes that he's upset that she and her family tried to trick his family (including the Mittals here) by lying to them about Purvi's past. Yes. He's made one snarky comment about Badimaa, but has not given her any other clues to date that this MU is about his Mommy issues. The biggest clue he gave was today right at end of their confrontation when he stated that he's always hated women and now has reason to hate them again. I am sure my client will puzzle out what is going on once she observes him with Badimaa. And B hopefully explains all.
Why not slap him (figuritively) - Lovelyji's suggestion - "tell him to stop this bakwaas". She has told him that he's hurt her and he's killed something within her - that's has had no impact. What more could she do? Also, I reiterate he hasn't given her a genuine openning for her to do anything more.
As for why she did not slap him (literally) - (1) last time she did it wasn't personal, but for her dad & sister. This would be personal and for that reason less acceptible/inappropriate; (2) When the person u are confronting is as much of a blind rage as Mr. Punj and is bigger than u then anyone with an ounce of self preservation would not want to make the fight physical.
Holding Hands with Anish: She's in shock & still numb - Of course she will be in even more shock when she realizes that dudes holding her hand tomorrow!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
In closing, I have faith that my client will be the lady in white next week - an angel - florence nightingale to her knight in tarnished armour once she puzzles it out. (She has to be as her wardrobe's been reduced black and white)🤣
Mr. Punj
I have been retained by Ms. Nuttasha Mittal (aka N) to defend Mr. Punj today as well. 🤣He stands accused of being a beast today and saying some very very very cruel and nasty things to Ms. Sharma and using terms like "Sarak Chaap", "Aukad" and not to mention basically calling her a "prostitute".
My client does not dispute that he's said alot of very HURTFUL and HORRIBLE things today. But, who among us has not said something extremely hurtful in the midst of a fight with a loved one? I know that I certainly have. And like me, he will regret his behavior (shortly) when he regains his sanity. He will be so ashamed in fact that he would not want me to in any way justify his conduct. Alas, Miss. Mittal (aka N) has promised me some compensation (ahem - dessert recipes involving apples).
My ladies as you all are no doubt aware Mr. Punj is Passionate Possessive and slightly (okay very) Pagal. He is under a Misapprehension of Fact that the love of his life - his reason for being - his smile- has betrayed him. As such his Passionate love is being temporarily masked (not very well) in hatred. His Possessiveness is also making him particularly bechaain today- a zalim darinda obsessed with REVENGE. He's also understandably Pagal given he has been raised on a steady diet of unholy hate by his dad and abandoned by his mom. As he once aptly put it, for everyone else parents are boon - but his are banes (Shrasp). He's a Shrapit man, so bear with him and don't lose faith. Once he realizes what he's done he will surely redeem himself. So, put away the Sandals, he's just got temporary SWINE FLU and Arohi will evenutually innoculate him. Forgive him (not saying forget, just forgive) for now, give him a chance to fall a little further from grace tomorrow, but have faith that he will ultimately redeem himself and his love.
Even today underneath the hatred was his love. Where was the love? The Mohabbat you ask?
1. He's trying to kill himself (hurting her is hurting him, so he's decided to smoke himself to death);
2. Jealousy - crushing cigarette box.
3. Refusing to share her phone number.
4. Possessiveness - ordering his gf/assosciate to alter her dress so nobody else falls for her
5. Crushing flowers to stiffle his pain;
6. Being unable to stay away from him (hamesha peeche peeche – love or hate he can't live without her)
7. His minute, but definite reaction to her comment that he's killed something in her, etc.
8. He did wipe her tears (cruelly so, but on another level he also could not see her in pain)
9. He slapped the guy for insulting her (albeit he covered up why he really slapped his erstwhile friend with more bakwaas)
10. The pain was also in his eyes as he left her with her hand in someone else's hand...
Post-Scripts
@Anu - definitely add to your list that your DOST needs to learn slapping.
@Ria – please add this to my list of reasons why AP is really a woman trapped in a man's body (he slaps like a girl)
Evil Judge/Master's Prof has tasked me to write a limitless paper on Class Actions due May 10th at high noon. So, please bear with my inability to provide prompt defense the next week or so. Be Kind to both my clients in the interim. Remember they are neither flesh and blood (just creatures created by Ektaji) nor are they specimens of perfection.
