Jodi #1!Wrong number!! ...dont miss!Pg.10 - Page 3

Pallu!! FAB! lol i loved it!! 👏

shabo

rightooo guys...

Dj- Oye zainab idhar aa aur meri baal curl karde!!!
zainu- yaar dj tu itni saj kyun hai?
Dj- mera blind date aane wala hai...
zainu- blind date???
Dj- hai ek website mein maine apni kuch inormation fill ki aur post kardi....woh website team ne mere likes aur dislikes ke hisab se ek date chuna aur woh aaj aa raha hai....isn't it romantic...
zainu- teri umar to badhti hi jaa rahi hai aur tu ab bhi dating kar rahi hai!!!
Dj- umar badhti jaye magar jawaani dhalti hi nahi!!!!
*TING TONG*
Dj- lagta hai woh aa gaya!!!!
She goes and opens d door....and sees harmaan looking dashing in a casual wear...he looked mmmm
Dj is struck....
Dj- cum on in darling!!!
In her wild world of fantasy she can already imagine him and hersel dancing and playing in the waterfalls...tumhe jo maine dekha ,tumhe jo maine jaana, jo hosh tha woh to gaya....
Harman quite flusttered replies
Harman-Sorry ma'am I only the driver..... sir is coming
Only the driver!!!! she was mahaupset but then her spirits encouraged her"oye Dj driver hi itna hansome hai to boss kya hoga!!!!"
He arrives and Dj is struck again...but this time with a thunderbolt!!!
Lalit stands der with a boquet of flowers and song playing in his mind...."dekha hai pehli baar saajan ke aakhon mein pyaar...."
She is more than shocked...her mind is blaring the song like an uncontrolled tape..."Main kya karu ram mujhe budha mil gaya mujhe budha mil gaya....."

🤪
awesome pallu[that's ur name i suppose

niti

awesome update bro...
yaar hans hans ke mar gaye,
wah kya likha hai,
kya gaana hai,
kya characters hain..

accha sun add this song somewhere..
maine om shanti om ke deewangi gaane ka remix banaaya hai....


all cold girls put u're hair up and say...
tom jerry tom

all fool boys comon make some choice and say...
tom jerry tom..

aur sun ek aur remix hai..welcome film se..

ek natta..chotta kad..
duji buddhi ni tu had..
teeja roop tera botox botox karda ni..
main aewayin gur kha ke marda ni..

hope tujhe pasand aaye haan mujhe credit zarror dena jab
mere gaane daalegi...

keep it up bro..

luv atop

🤣

I can't stop laughing 😆

DJ n Lalit🤣🤣🤣

tune toh Zainu ko bhi include kar diya 😆 😆 usse shock lagne wala hai 😆 😆

niti thanx yaar!!! pallu is bande ka naam hai!

@atop tujhe to main saari credit doongi...jab bhi main dj ke baare mein likhti hoon...teri yaad aati...mujhe kyun lagta hai ki....tujhme aur dj mein bahut similaities hai....waise tere gaane ko main zaroor use karoongi!!
@ mehendi haan bichari zainu bina electricity ke shock paane waali hai!!!

Originally posted by: livelygal

niti thanx yaar!!! pallu is bande ka naam hai! @atop tujhe to main saari credit doongi...jab bhi main dj ke baare mein likhti hoon...teri yaad aati...mujhe kyun lagta hai ki....tujhme aur dj mein bahut similaities hai....waise tere gaane ko main zaroor use karoongi!! @ mehendi haan bichari zainu bina electricity ke shock paane waali hai!!!

oye tujhe mujhe dekh kar dj ki yaad aati hai..
tu rukh main danda leke aati hoon..
main tujhe keh rahi thi ki jab tu mere gaane include karegi toh mujhe credit dena..

waise tujhe dekh kar mujhe harman ki yaad aati hai..

luv atop

Originally posted by: atop

oye tujhe mujhe dekh kar dj ki yaad aati hai..
tu rukh main danda leke aati hoon..
main tujhe keh rahi thi ki jab tu mere gaane include karegi toh mujhe credit dena..

waise tujhe dekh kar mujhe harman ki yaad aati hai..

luv atop

atleast u agree I am hotttt!!!!

Originally posted by: livelygal

@ mehendi haan bichari zainu bina electricity ke shock paane waali hai!!!

haan par electricity se bhi usse itna bara shock nahin lagta,jitna isko read kare lagega lol

Originally posted by: livelygal

atleast u agree I am hotttt!!!!

tu hot nahi tera dimmag hot hai..

luv atop