Hello hii salaam namaste
Me is back with another MIND IN GUTTER post as promised
And this time its our chikni heer playing the seductress and chikna prem making bahanes
Have u ever seen a girl trying to get her guy naked and the guy saying "nahi nahi abhi nahi" :P this is what was happening and we people were like HOLY 6789 .. are they going to do it? We were really confused about on thing mostly ki "ye heer ko kya hogaya rabba" it looked more of a ASH_PREM scene .. where prem is like "jaane do na" and me ASH is like"paas aao na" .. par mere jeevan ki tragedy ye hai .. ki ye sirf mere sapno mein hota hai .. but heer is heer .. so anyway
Warning to the kids (no wandering in mind in gutter post .. this is real adult stuff .. u can only see CHUPKE CHUPKE .. got it.. yea yea .. m the one who is corrupting the kids of this forum . I know .. par yaha to sabse choti main hi hu na .. and main to gutter me hi rehti hu most of the day .. imagining prem with me heheeh)
Anyway those who haven't yet got what m I talking about then remember the march 27th epi... ahem ahem .. ok ok here .. go watch ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xq2UUtDJUo
so people if u r done watching .. then close ur mouths .. wipe the drool .. get ur eyeballs back in the socket .. and come back here .. we need to talk about how hawt prem looked in that white kurta and how hot he would have looked If he would have taken it off .. and how much we would have spend to just watch it like the PERVERTS we are .. yea yea .. me tops the list.
Appears our chalu heer and closes the door .. hayee rabba "ye dono ek kamre mein band hai .. aur heer pagal ho gayi hai.. koi mere prem ko bachao"
"gaurav tum aaj bade hi smart lag rahe ho"
Ye har din hi smart lagta hai .. and gusse mein to hayee rabba ..
I can bet AG's other directors saw this episode and casted AG in the negative role .. hats off the way she pulled off the bold heer.. from the shy heer .. maar daala .. go seductress go ..the way she inches her fingers on his shoulders.. aye haye ...koi bhi fisal jaye yaar .. see she knows everything phir wo suhaagraat ke din 3 minute kyu kha gai pata nahi anyway lets concentrate on prem and his kurta !
"baar baar mera naam lene ki jarurat nahi hai"
The way he shrugs off .. sexy will always be sexy ... And well male ego hurt ... his girl taking someone elses name .. does it even matter? Get her to the bed and she will say anyting u want .. but ofcourse aj sati savitri ka bhoot was in our prem { kya hum fans ki BHOOK kabhi nahi mitegi .. when will they do something .. all they do is talk talk talk and nothing .. even kurta bhi kahin nahi jaata iska* bangs head on a wall}
"prem to ab raha nahi .. waise tumhari personality bhi kitni achi hai na"
We know we know .. and well who cares about personality .. girl the way u r putting ur fingers on his cheek .. I seriously think he is going to bite .. but anyway .. chalo haath to pakda.. gusse mein hi sahi .. par koi nahi and the arrogance is back "main hamesha se hi waisa tha" we knew it .. behind the good guy prem juneja faade there is the bad guy .. angry guy .. awww .. my my WOOT WOOT
And yea the next lines got me cracked up "tum to kasrat bhi prem se jyada hi karte ho na"
Hehehehe .. if he makes any more body .. then we people will go to hell but we are ready if you plan on making him do some more exercise ... u know heheheh
"yaha is kamre ke andar main prem nahi hun so u better better better stay away from me-du rehna mujhse"
Huff some guy he is ... the forbidden fruit ... Have u seen any guy saying no to MEAT .. yea he says .. because he is prem junjeja .. I am so proud of you .. mere liye you are saying NO to heer .. see he is so so so loyal to me .. :P ok ok before I get more of jutta chappals .. lets move ahead.
"hum dono ki shadi hui hai .. ab mere bhi kuch armaan hai"
Armaan to hum sabke hai .. par sabpe paani phir jaata hai ... chalo tum hi try karke dekh lo shayad kuch ho jaye !!
"sharam nahi ati tumhe .. ki mera chehra us insane se milti hai jisse tum pyaar karti ho tum mere saath kuch bhi karogi"
Sirf chehra.? Ahem ahem .. anyway doesn't matter ... tum koi abla nari ho jo heer tumhare saath kuch bhi karegi ... and sharam to hum sab kha gaye .. ab kuch nahi ho sakta .. ya to tum kurta utaro .. ya fir heer ko jo karna hai karne do .. bahot hua .. heer ke armaano ko choro .. hamare bhi to kuch armaan hai ...plz plz plz do something .. anything
And yes yes yes .. heer has come with full preparation .. I don't think he needs any glass of milk .. but koi nai .. we can wait a few more minutes till he finishes up
"ye lo doodh ... ye doodh kyu de rahi ho tum mujhe"
God when will these two get some brain ... either they are fighting or asking stupid questions .. see prem its so evident .. she is touching you .. talking about her "armaan" locking the door and offering you a glass of milk .. and herself ofcourse!!
"ek baat batao tumhare andar koi kami to nahi"
Hehehe ... I am not going to comment on this .. this happens when the woman says .. yes yes yes and the guy says no no no :P ...
"kya bakwaas kar rahi ho tum"
Yea we know u r 100% healthy male .. I GUESS .. par tum kuch karoge nahi .. to ye to hona hi tha .. and this is the only time I loved heer asking a question hehehe
"ek jawaan ladki samni khadi hui hai aur tum"
And yes she offers him "SHARAAB" ... god how many more weapons is she going to bring out .. I sincerely pity the guy ...
She did hold him via his collar and said "apne pati hone ka farz pura karo"
Besharam heer ... par yaar koi ladki itna insist nahi karti .. aur koi ladka itna nahi bhagta .. these two are match made in heaven ..
And yea she talks about "prem mujhe chorta hi nahi tha" yea yea we remember than anda scene and then chawl scene .. shaving cream scene,...
But our prem refuses says"chua tak nahi"
Now now liar liar .. ok ok we know uss tarah se nahi chua .. even suhagraat ko bhi nahi chua .. par itne bhi alag alag nahi rehte the ..
"prem izzat karta tha tumhari"
Koi nahi tab izzat karta tha .. ab zara pyaar bhi karlo .. koi kuch nahi bolega
And yea heer complaints"tum to mujhe chute hi nahi ho" hahah we all are complaining .. he is not touching her . neither us .. huff ..
And yea she gets touchy and launches her final weapon "meri sasuma pota chahti hai .. sharab peekar tum nahi to koi aur sahi"
See heer .. when the god of hottiness is standing infront of you .. you don't talk about other men .. very bad
And yea first time our guy gets violent .. and slaps her .. WOOT WOOT .. iss pal ka intezaar mujhe kabse tha .. finally . itni khushi itni khushi . itni khushi mujhe PHingoli ke din bhi nahi hui .. jitni mujhe ye dekhkar hui thi ... well m strictly against violence against woman but... this was it .. loved it
And yes the epic dialogue "dekho mera dimag kharab mat karo .. gussa mat dilao mujhe"
Can he get anymore angrier? He was spitting fire .
But heer is going to get her man one way or the other
"aj to sharaab bhi hai aur shabaab bhi . main tumhare samne khadi hun aur tum mujhe chu tak nahi rahe"
God is there anything this girl can't say . provoke the guy till he either gives in or beats the hell out of you !
And see guys he says this to her "mujhe nahi sharaab chaiye nahi tum" hehehe .. and I feel like the luckiest person on earth .. this scene had everything I loved.prem refusing heer .. saying no .. not touching her.. slapping her .. getting angry on her.. asking her to stay away ... and still u people say he is meant for heer .. :P :P:P
But MRS TOUCHY won't leave him alone .. puts her hand around his neck .. this scene had so much touching . I sometimes wish they touched like that on their suhaagraat and we would have had something to cheer about our whole life .. but alas !
"haath hatao .. chune ki himmat bhi mat karna mujhe tumhari jaisi aurto se mujhe baat karne se bhi nafrat hai .. apna prem .. tumhara prem mat kehna use"
Yea yea he is my prem .. and well basically aise dialogues heroines marte hai villains ko . par yaha to scene hi ulta hai .. kya karu indono ka main !!
And finally they proceed towards the bed .. and mere mann mein laddoo foota ... I have so many mixed thoughts .. I don't want heer with prem .. as prem is mine . but yea when they go towards bed .. all I can think about is .. OBVIOUS
And ab to had ho gai prem ko sona hai ?? who sleeps in a situation like this ? aww .. ofcourse he does .. they even slept .. yea literally on their suhaagraat also .. huff .. but heer is .. something "par aj to main tumhe sone hi nahi dungi" .. I love a women who knows what she wants WOOT WOOT .. and first time I confess my love for heer hehehe
And she inches closer... touches him "main kitni akeli thi par jabse tum aye ho na "
God talk about a woman giving signals .. she gave all of them from A-Z ... but prem being prem takes the bottle over her .. and yea sometimes I wish instead of a fan I was that "sharaab ka bottle" atleast that way I would be close to him .. closer than heer
Ok I wrote so much .. u know went with the flow...we had closed door .. milk .. sharaab .. bed .. willing heer .. prem in white kurta .. but yet nothing happened.. our prem's virtue came out of this SAFE and after this heer got shy again .. no more touching .. no more asking him to take her to his bed .. huff .. but we people still wish .. KAAS KUCH HO JATA ... gayatri maata ka POTA ka sapna poora ho jata !!
~aishu