MIG PHingoli Analysis-Peep In #1

MIG Phingoli Analysis#1

OK kids MIG= Mind in Gutter ..
its all about 5 minutes PHingoli analysis .. so kids who are decent, sweet and NOt so bigda hua .. are kindly asked to stay away
this is real Adult Stuff ... loll .. i am hardly adult and m saying this :P ...
anyway i know even 13 year olds are besharam here so u will peep in no matter what { i asked HC to marry me when i was 14 so... } anyway let's not deviate from the topic .. i am BESHARMINGLY going to discuss the PHingoli ... which was exactly of like what ?? 5 minutes?? not even that .. ROFL .. even PAOLO COELHO wrote about ELEVEN MINUTES {i was talking about his book} .. but hum Deshians ki kismat itni futi hai ki we only got 5 minutes ... BARI NA INSAFI HAI!!

"Sharab bhi hai aur shabab bhi"
okay ye line me kuch na kuch locha tha ...did that guy really need to get drunk to do what he was about to do .. that too for 5 minutes ..
i really remembered few lines from Macbeth
." It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery. It makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him."
i donno how drunk prem got but ekta maiyaan ne to hamare armano par SHARAAB gira di ... we people were sitting almost on the edge o the sofa , drooling , looking here and there ki kahi koi dekh na le .. and then what .. all we got was 5 minutes !! usme bhi adha flashback dikha ke bore kia

and how can we forget they didn't show the finger entwining scene which was previously shown on sbs ... *bangs my head on a wall*

and let's even not go to the part where they even didn't get naked .. i mean ekta maiyaan can show uncle aunties inside the blanket but not our premeer. CRIES .. hum jaise besharam logo ke to .. RANG MEIN BHANG PAD GAYA

ok now let's come to the lines which made me blush ...
heer's "prem kya kar rahe ho tum" and prem was like "tumhe nahi pata" ahem ahem hayee .. i love a guy who knows what he is doing :P ..can't stop loving him!
and then "tumhari sasuma ko pota chahiye na to pota to dena parega" and trust me i was literally jumping GO BABY GO ... but see the fact is we got only one PHINGOLI .. that too of 5 minutes .. then how come pota? sahi hai "chahat" mil gayi :P

and then they both on bed .. and i was like ab kuch hoyega .. kuch na kuch to hoyega ..
and again our literally gawar heer asking " ye kya kar rahe ho "
an i felt like banging my head.. or banging her head somewhere ...
i mean let the man do whatever he is trying to do .. aise hi time kam hai and usme bhi isse explanation chahiye .. huff ... the girl makes me crazy sometimes. ajkal to ye sab class 6 mein hi padha dete hai! and god! you are sitting on a bed with PREM JUNEJA .. give the guy some credit .. we people wouldn't have asked agar hum hote tumhari jagah .. but heer is heer .. anyway but as prem is also prem he says "PYAAR" .. and my mind again wandered into a gutter.A

and then they are almost on each other .. with prem's husky voice murmuring things.. ok i totally blanked out .. i was so busy staring that i missed what he was trying to say ... and my mind was wandering over .. when will he get rid of that kurta .. and like show some muscles.. "par ye bhi na hua"
and heer maiyaan again started " ek minute"
aise hi 5 minutes mile usme bhi isko ek minute chaiye ... huff
and prem's impatient "ab kya hua " was hillarious ... ab bhukto .. shadi ki hai to ...
and then again she needs another minute .. to feed that gayatri chudail .. medicines ..
JESUS! who thinks about medicine in between THAT ?? ofcourse our HEER !!
and then prem's "Ek minute" .. huff 3 minute to yunhi ho gaye .. ab kya ?? .. these two are terrible .. kisiko DESHIANS ki khushi bardasht hi nahi hoti .. har cheez mein rukawat ... arghhh
and then what ?? no tangling in sheets.. no kissing .. nothing .. even no hiding under the blanket.. *bangs head*
heer lying on prem's chest .. that was also covered by his clothes... ! huff .. STory khatam ..

but ofcourse as we are deshians .. even in bloody 2 minutes we find happiness.. and when it was over we were jumping up and down like maniacs .. and i can bet every deshian in here has that video saved in their computers!!! inkar PAVITRA PYAAR dekhkar.. jisme kuch nahi dikhaya ... mere to aankhon mein aanssooon aa gaye .. {M NOT JOKING } .. apke kya vichar hai ??

~aishu