Need ideas

So guys I have started a public service announcements for people who are a bit antagonistic towards our show, esp premeer. So I was thinking of doing a community service by doing public service announcements that highlights the good things about our show, our forum, our Premeer..........you guys get my drift. I do not want to bash or bilittle any show, people of characters, just intrested in my community project. The problem is I am a little low on the creative side and need help comming up with new public announcement.

Following are some examples, I hope you all will help me device some more. Note to everyone though this is not meant to hurt anyone.

Love Arps.

1)(think of the music "the way you love me" by Faith Hill)

"If I could grant you one wish, I wish you could see the way is KIS Desh is a hit, Ohh I love watching you kis desh when you're driving the haters crazy"

2)(inspired by Pussy Cat Dolls "Don't you wish your girlfriend")

"Don't you wish you show was Hot like mine, don't you wish you Heros were hot like Prem"

Are you Zonaira Khan??