* little thing: *sigh* gementor's face. is she supposed to be sick? doesn't it look like she will not be able to make an expression that feels real even if she wants to?
*sigh* man, am i looking forward to this gementor-track ending soon or what?
* little thing: ohhhhh-kay! so she brought the beeji just so that she can make a public drama of heer's ring being lost/fake/whatever?
er... what the...?!!!!! here i was thinking that the whole ''samir-in-leather'' was a totally unbelieveable part of the story. this one is even more bizzare!
i'm beginning to feel totally like ''alice in wonderland'':
''curiouser and curiouser!'' cried alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good english)! 😆
* big thing: worst part of the whole episode was the discovery of the fake ring.
why was it the worst part?
not 'cause of the way that the the brainless prem-hair-feeling beeji dame crept up to prem and then loudly declared that he'd given heer a fake ring. does this dame have any brains at all??? have any sensibilities at all?? why do they show old dames on this show to be soooo insensitive to people's feelings??
not 'cause of the way that the ig-idiot leapt in with the whole lost-ring-report story. y'know? after it comes out that the ring is fake, the story sounded pathetic! why didn't the idiot say it when meher (another idiot!) asked brain-dead old dame to comment on the ring?? man, i was right 'bout this guy -- he's a prime-time idiot!
but 'cause heer stood there looking guilty and not saying a darned word! what a ... docile bharatiya-nari!
not 'cause prem stepped in with his own story 'bout how he always knew.
but 'cause of the way he started! with that whole ''policemen are such liars'' part, looking at heer and the ig-idiot. since when has prem started doing all this veiled hints poop??!
oh, and 'cause heer stood there looking guilty and not saying a darned word!
that entire segment showed me a prem-heer who didn't make sense at all. not a bit.
* little thing: gementor grabbed heer's hand and shouted at her for having told prem about the ring. no, her anger at being thwarted did not compensate for the upsetting prem-heer of the ring segment. actually, it made me feel sick. 🤢
* little thing: btw, now that i've been told that ag was not there in any of the family/prem scenes, but that a stand-in has been used, everything got much more bleak.
that stand-in is far stockier than ag is. couldn't they have got some-one with a slimmer build??
* big thing: brilliant, just brilliant. so in prem's mind, the whole ring issue has been closed ... till further developments. so he has nothing more to worry 'bout but wonder why heer never told him about it?
think, guy, think!!! do you really think heer would shut you out on such a bloomin' trivial matter? i'm afraid that -- no matter how desperately gorgeous prem looked tonight standing by the window and ruminating about the absurdness of his heer's actions -- if he doesn't take this thinking to the logical conclusion, i'm going to seriously wonder whether prem doesn't have a hole in his head! in case you're wondering, the logical conclusion is that there is something far more serious than a stooooopid ring lost that made heer hide from him!! how can he not see that??!!! this is prem, damnit! how can he not know that about his heer??! has he been away that long that he does'nt know that?? 🤔 didn't make sense to me...
* big thing: i thought i would never see the day when heer explicitly lied to prem.
kay, now i'm being an emotional phool. 😆 she definitely lied to prem the day that she went into jail for him.
but d'you know what i remember about that episode? that when (boss) prem 😍 angrily asked housekeeping-manager heer 😍''aisa kyun kiya?'' and heer gave his whole bhashan about being middle-class and having dreams but no money and all that poop -- the most important thing was that not once - not even once!!! - would heer meet prem's eyes! not once! go rewatch that episode if you don't believe me! it was on 05/12/08.😃 *i can't help it! the jail phhandooh's my phhandoooooh-thud!** 😆 and that was on 05/14/08. 😍 prem at the start of this episode was in black, was wet, was on fire and ... prem! and a perfectly matched heer... omg.. *thud!*
today? she looks him straight in the eyes, holding her ears in penitence for the lost ring, and tells him that she will never keep anything from him, that she will tell him every ''choti-choti baath''. looking him straight in the eye!! heer, what the heck are you doing??? you will lie to your prem looking him in the eye?? 😲🥺 didn't make sense to me...
* big thing: and as i fought to not hyperventilate, the thought struck me: once before, gayatri-mom had told prem to lie. she told prem not to tell heer about sanjana -- and that ''lie'' became the cause of misery in prem-heer's life a long time ago.
at that time, i remember disliking gayatri-mom with a fury and thinking that she had done that 'cause she was just a little jealous of heer's hold on prem's heart. and she had asked prem to lie 'cause that would make a link between her and prem which didn't include heer.
and now? gementor creates a situation where heer lies to prem -- and this ''lie'' is becoming the cause of misery in prem-heer's life today. i think the cause-and-effect is the same?
i remember during that time, heer was patient with prem, waiting for him to open up to her.
and now? prem is patient with heer, waiting for her to open up to her.
at that time, there was some thing that caused a huge blow-up. where heer got fed up, ran after prem, got into his face, got slapped, nearly pushed off a cliff -- at which point prem came to his senses and ... the rest we all know. at the end of that ''problem'' 😆, prem cemented his love with heer with those mind-blowing ''aaj, mein prem juneja... '' vows.
what should happen now if i continue drawing the line? there's gonna be something that causes a huge blow-up. where prem will get fed up, run after heer, get into her face, get slapped (never! heer will never slap prem! er... right??? omg... please... let it be never....🤢), get nearly pushed off a cliff (someone! take all the cliffs away from prem-heer for the next couple of weeks!🤣 ) -- come to her senses! and then we will have ''aaj, mein heer juneja...'' followed by a phingoli?? ☺️ as it should've been the last time too!!! 😡🤣
man! i can hardly wait!! 🤣 and this thought, my phorum pholk, finally made sense to me! 🤣 la-la-la! 'cause it means that prem-heer-are-one will prevail🤣
* little thing: *sigh* i dunno 'bout the rest of you. but i do not like ashlesha. and i do not think this is a good re-entry.
* little thing: 'kay, did i hear correctly? ash has come to ''yeh shehar'' for a friend's marriage -- and the only people in town she knows are the junejas? er... what 'bout her friend? either ash is not straight or - i'm missing s'thing here!
* little thing: the only time that i genuinely started laughing. there's a whol ebunch of cops in the house. with a girl who has been badly hurt in a bus accident. everyone is standing around like statues. until! the priest blythly came to order everyone to the pooja.
and hey! guess what? everyone obediently follow the blythe priest like an obedient bunch of ... cows!!! how. brain. dead. was that??! 🤣
* little thing: this ig-idiot is just that -- an idiot! what, now, heer has to tell him everything she does?? 😡 she's your childhood friend, idiot! not your girl-friend. or your decorator. or your shopping assistant. or your wife. she does'nt have to tell you anything!
* little thing: er... now that the ring is considered lost, and in the safe hands of the ludhiana police seek-and-fetch department -- what's the big deal if gementor gets ig-idiot's bloomin' jacket.
* little thing: 'kay what was with the ''good'' sisters helping out the bad guys today???
first meher urges that braindead-old-dame to check out heer's ring. and then kuldi merrily brings in ig-idiot's jacket. and just as merrily hands it over to gementor? oh gee, i wonder what happens now? i bet gementor's just gonna get it laundered and delivered back to ig-idiot, like any sane person would do.... not! 🥱
* little thing: mmmmm. i know that was a body double in the scene. but ... heer in white satin. prem in white pajamas. one bed. mmmm.
* little thing: ooooh, so heer's cellphone's switched off at night! hmmm! wonder if that was her doing? or prem's? 😆
* little thing: prem hunched on the bed, miserable that heer's gone to take a midnight call from ig-idiot that she couldn't take in their bedroom, in his hearing. looking gorgeous, mind you.😆 but miserable... 🤔
* random little thing: is random 'cause it's a soundtrack thing. remember that rajasthan dune music when prem runs to hold heer when she's exhasuted and about to fall off the edge of the dune? has anyone noticed that they've been playing it often for when prem is thinking of heer, and wondering what is troubling her? hmmm!
*sigh* oh please let this track end soon. i mean, i know that prem-heer-are-one still holds. but it's really horrid seeing prem and heer miserable. 'specially when they help make the misery happen. and that too 'cause of gementor. seriously.
but triv said in yesterday's bt,lt that ag's out on a holiday for a week. which means that -- whatever happens to resolve this horrid problem -- will be pushed by a week. so... does that mean that prem-heer will be able to take off for bombay and we'll not see 'em until a week later? that'll be good 'cause was weird seeing prem standing next to ... stocky heer!!!🤣
hey! maybe while ag's on holiday, hc can show up in sr's new show? as prem! maybe the sr-new-show-character (manav, i think) will meet prem when he gets called in to fix something that happens to prem's chauffeur driven car. and they get chatting? about women, and how difficult it is to find love. and even more difficult to keep that love going against all odds? heh. that'd be ... interesting. 😆
highlight of the episode: *sigh* for me, none. so, i'm digging back into the past. to get you the prem who -- for more than just a moment! 😆 -- made me wonder if i shouldn't also have applied to help prem into his blackshirts as well... 🤣 here, check him out...

(credit, khushi's rtm: http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1095414)
omg... my brain... my brai...... gloop, gloop, gloop....
** phhandooh/phhandooh-thud: check the first page, post #4, of the phhandooh-at below for definitions. 😆