"Is my make-up Ok?" The reporter asked the camera man before the camera started rolling.
With the cameraman's nod of assent she began. "This is Live from Chaman High Court. None of the other state High courts were willing to take this case." The reporter shrugged and continued. "We have Lallu over here with his two lawyers.
"How am I looking? Mast?" LJ asked the reporter.
"Sir..this is Live..you are on TV right now."
"Oh...I will win!" LJ said polishing his head quickly and staring at the camera with a horrible grin.
The cameraman staggered back in horror. The reporter signaled the cameraman frantically to focus on someone else.
"And who is this?" she asked in desperation pointing towards an awesomely blank guy standing besides Lallu. "That is my son. Harman. Also my lawyer." LJ said proudly trying to come into the camera's focus. He leaned this way and that way annoying the cameraman.
"Who's man?" The reporter asked giving Lallu a killing glare.
"My man," a girl answered..she looked like she would cry any second.
"Yourman? What kind of a name is that?"
"No. No. My name is Harman."
"Oh so you are Her-man?"
"What? No! It's Harman!" He tried to scrunch his face into an angry expression but it still looked kinda blank.
The reporter huffed out an annoyed breath. "That's what I am saying! Her-man! This is the weirdest name I gotta tell you."
"No! It's-!"
"Nevermind." The reporter made shooing motions with her hand and turned to the ever depressed girl. Atleast she looked ever depressed. "Who is this?"
"Meher." Harman said.
Harman finally managed to look mildly annoyed. "No. she is Meher Maan."
"Oh so she is MeHer-man Maan?" The reporter asked impressed. "You two are made for each other."
Lallu was by now getting desperate for attention. "I own many Hoe-tals!"
The reporter slid him a glance. "I am sure you do." She turned towards a woman wearing the gaudiest jewelleries. "And who are you?"
"I am Gayatri Juneja. Mother of Prem Juneja, Harman Juneja, Preet Juneja, Veera Juneja, Lalit Juneja and Kulraj Juneja. Oh wait. Lalu is my husband. I sometimes forget that he's my worse half. He acts so childish." She shook her head sadly.
"I call her Gullu when we are alone. Adorable huh? Lallu and Gullu?" LJ said with desperation trying to make the camera focus on him..which was not going to happen soon. Fortunately.
"That's umm..TMI..but whatever. Umm Mrs. Gullu..Oh sorry Juneja? You took 5 names? But I cannot see all 5 of your childrens."
"Oh yes..the sane ones are coming later. Meet Veeranwali my daughter but she is totally Lalu part2."
"Oh dear..Ironwali? My clothes are already ironed from damn good laundry. I don't need ironwali's services."
Veera glared at the reporter. "It's Veeranwali!" She twisted her face in a mask of rage but it looked like she was constipated.
"Oh. Nice to meet you Veeranwali. Now we will ran. I mean we will run. Ciao"
"Oh but you have not met Kulraj yet." Gayatri said. "Where is she? KULRAJ! Stop talking to Rampyaare driver and come here!"
Kulraj introduced herself and hopped away to talk to the driver again looking very shifty eyed. "Very important matter about ummm…the …children." She gave as an excuse before hurrying away.
The reporter studied her thoughtfully. "Anyway..we have to go interview MNSTR now. So Ciao."
"Oh wait!" Lallu shouted. "You haven't met Dheer!"
The reporter gave a long suffering sigh. "This family is unending and torturous," She muttered turning back and screamed. "OHMYGOD! Vampire! No a Werewolf! Banshee! Something not quite normal!" She told the cameraman. "Flim him! We will earn big bucks!" She said excited.
"That's just Dheer." Lallu muttered.
"What?! You mean he is human?" The reporter asked disappointed.
"Well..umm ya. We think so," Gayatri Juneja said but stared at Dheer suspiciously.
"I think he is related to a horse." The cameraman mumbled.
"Quite right," A voice said..actually 5 voices said in perfect synce. The MNSTR made their entry.
"Don't insult Horses," Mels, the M of the gang said. "Actually..he looks more of a mix breed of Werewolves and Vampires."
"Werewolves and Vampires are sworn enemies." Triv muttered to Mels. "Maybe it's Vampires and Banshee."
"Dunno..he looks like Frankenstein to me." Rakshu said.
"I refuse to look at him period." Siddy said stubbornly.
"Good choice," The rest of the gang muttered and turned to leave.
"Ready to loose?" Lalit Juneja taunted with a hideous smile.
"I think..you already did loose any remaining sense you had long back," Triv said with a fierce smile.
"I wish he had lost his teeth with it too," Sid muttered.
Nans smiled weakly. "Let's go…the case hearing will start we don't want to be late."
The gang turned to leave but the reported stopped them. "Are you ready for such a huge fight with such a Big fat-cat industrialist?"
"Big Fat-cat?" Mels asked.
"Are we fighting Garfield?" Triv asked and MNSR laughed.
Lallu was again getting annoyed at the lack of attention. "I sewed them!"
"Oh did you?" Raksha asked rolling her eyes. "I thought you sued us not sewed our clothes. You have a tailoring business too?"
"He sews clothes too?" Nans asked.
"Ahh..sweety you are so innocent," Sids said smiling at her.
MNSTR entered the court together.
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Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
