Originally posted by: vibha_23
Hi Friends,
I am sorry for being inactive these past 3days but I had a family emergency and that took most of my time..What's there to say sorry Vibhs, family comes first??.now all is well and so am ...awww am glad to hear that......well that is. I would like to thank Mel,Trivy,Nandini and Sidda for their wonderfull and unwavering support to me..thank you girls you all are a gem and I am truly grateful to have friends like you...and raksha di thanks for your lovely message..Arre Vibhs what did I do..no need to thank dearie..Anyway i guess i am very late with my funny take of the week but what the heck....if lallu can dream weird then i am allowed to be late....there i said it.....so i ll pick thursday's show and make it my version...to new people...here story remains the same i just change the dialouges...so here it goes....Yes, you are right, if Lallu is allowed to dream like that about his kids, we are allowed to do anything we want...😆
Here lallu is standing with his gang..that is his so called family and sees prem carrying heer and thinks wow...he is really gonna do it...and we see them:
Prem:See dad, I am going to throw her off the cliff...and that way she ll be gone forever and you can take me back home...please dad think about it???
😲😆..Now since this is a stuuuupid dream of that Ullu, I can totally imagine him dreaming like this...
😆Lallu: no prem, you jump with her.....see think of this as an adventure..you go and take her with you and then you ll see another world...see how good???
Why don't he also jump along???
Preet: Prembhai..I cant believe this loser of a dad said this..i want to help you but i cant coz mom is holding my hand for her dear life
Acha so Ullu was planning to dream of pushing off Gayatri down that cliff as well, is it??😆
Gaya3:Jump already i am thinking of throwing of preet nex
Veera: this is all because of new dheer and nihal...i dont even know why i said this but i dont like them and i am a witch so i will say it again if i have to
Kulraj: Goshhhh this family have lost it, i better move back to canada or else these idiots will take me with them
Prem: Finnnneeee dad!!!!!! shows me how much you love me.....not!!!!!!! nevermind i can always come back and haunt you...which would be more fun anyway...
🤣🤣🤣🤣..this veera...ufff
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And off he jumps....
Then lallu realises that this is his dream and he is all sad and weirded out that now what??
I bet he was disappointed...🤣
Gaya3: Lallu!!!!!!!!!! you know i have said it and then i have said it....talking to you is worse than beating my head with a mallet...you said you are leaving for canada and now bring us here ?????what for???so i can see your miserable face and remember how i made a mistake marrying you???what is it now??????????????
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Lallu: gaya3 quit it!!!!!! i just dreamed prem committing suicide...with heer in tow...and i was so happy but alas it was a dream and now i am back to the living
Gaya3: stop with your poetry..its bad enough when you talk now you have started this???anyway you and your weird dreams...first your dead friend and now prem........cant even dream properly...oh gosh!!!!!! whom have i married???
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...What if he really narrates this dream to the Zoo??I bet even they will disown him...🤣🤣🤣
Then here prem comes....
Prem:Great you all are here..and so am i...btw dad did you noticed i dont cry anymore???i am a good boy now so please take me home????pretty please???
Lallu: prem i will go bring heer
Prem:what????????heer?????why???????why do i have to bring her???cant i just come alone???trust me dad she is one strange one.....i dont want to bring her
Lallu: Prem, bring her or else i wont take you...
Prem: no no no no no i will ...you just wait here i ll go bring her
Then prem goes to find heer
Prem must be thinking what weird dad...He always wants the reverse of what I want...🤣🤣🤣🤣...but am glad my trick worked, now I can take Heer without any further headaches...gosh why didn't I think of this in the first place...
He comes near that thread place and goes great so she made me do all this stuff with her and now she is kaput...and I have find her....why god why???i have a weird dad, equally strange mom,lets not start with veera or else i will be here forever, a sister who lives at home, a brother who has left home and a new character who looks very much like young bhisma from new mahabharat which btw is the worst show ever...why???? then new dheer comes and says to prem that heer is waiting for him at the lake...and prem gives strange smile
🤣🤣🤣🤣Heer was waiting for him at the lake??Now this is a twist..😲🤣🤣🤣
Then here that biji is standing alone and nihal comes:
Nihal: Yo, you senior citizen have you seen my mom??
Biji: Excuse me?????whom you calling a citizen boy??
Nihal: are you deaf or just plain stupid??whre is my mom???
Biji: I am plain stupid, but that is besides the point and i dont know your mommy
She shld have called him strange as well..because he iss..strange..handing over imortant stuff to random people like that Vishkanya..🥱
Then this strange people come and bring nihal's mommy to him
Mom: Nihal!!!!!!! i want to tell you that you are stolen coz i stole you from your parents and all and now i am dying
Nihal: yeah????well cool???not bad eh???anywho whatever...tell me whats the safe deposit number and other financial details??now that you are dying I better do things i want to do
Then here mommy dies and this man says that it was because of her that biji is saved...
Priorities man, priorities...🤣
Biji: Wowwwwwwww so she by mistake saved me????????let me start speaking french ....after all i have taken classes...granted everyone in canada thought i was horrible at it but who would know here???he he he ..now i can show my finesse
Nihal: now this one has lost it????she thinks we are stupid????she is pronouncing it incorrectly...idiot git!!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣..I know I was weirded out when she suddenly started mouthing the verses from Koran..grrreat... the lady who was just averse to the religion a few mnts back, suddenly knows arabic and Koranci verses as well...
Then here prem is at the barricade and all are there:
Prem: Great so now she is somewhere in the water....here goes my brand new kurta and lovely hairstyle
Lallu: Jump! Jump! jump! prem!!! oh wait i am saying it in my mind....let me say it loudly
Preet: Mom leave me alone..i aint jumping next
Gaya3: Finally got you preet........you are next and if i have to kick you in the water i will
Prem being worried about his hairstyle and white kurta...that kills it...🤣🤣🤣
Well this was my take what do you friends think????
I think you should do this more often now, now that AG is going nowhere, I am hoping to see these every week at least, if not every day...Thanks for all the good laughs Vibhs...It was a good exercise for my face muscles...🤣...
And BTW...I have an idea and a request...Can you please come up with a funny take on SBS, BT, AajTak and that Vikas guy- about their sick rumors and sickening Publicity stunts???Do it at your leisure though...I know how things could be at your end...
Oh Goshhh..you used up my ink, so I had to end up using the red ink...🤣