Ghar nehi madir kharida --- DV

DV told Adu & Aaji - Nani that woh "Ghar nehi mandir Kharida." Let me tell some important information about this Temple owned by DV-------------------------

1. DV ke kharid te hi iss Bhagam mandir ke devi bhag geyi.😲

2. Puja ke rules: # Subah uth ke, terrace pe 5 times tehelna parega. #Phir devi hot si avtar me prakat hogi aur bhakt ko romantic nazar se dikhegi. #Iss mandir me ghante ke badle siti bajaea jata hae.# Prasad ke badle flying kiss arpan kia jata hae aur # mantra ke badle aankh mara jata hae. # Iss me khus hoke Devi s**y nazar se dekhte hue phir se bhag jati hae.😃

3. Iss mandir ke devi ko khus karne ke lie jaap nehi dole banana parta hae kiu ki zaroorat parne paar usse uthaea ja sakhe.😛

4. Phir din me different time pe cake , love notes bhejna parta hae.⭐️

5. Yeh sare puja se Devi khush hua toh Bhagam Bhag roop badalke Bhakht ke shayan kakhsh me pratishit hote hae. 😳

6. Phir bhakht ko romance ke 100 tarikhe se uski Seva karna parta hae aur phir devi ne khush hoke Chini - Mini aur Sourya naam ke prashad se bhakt ka manoshkamna puri karti hae.😉

Yeh anokha mandir ke bare me janke aap logo ko zaroor bahut prasannata prapt hui hogi. 😃

Yaar, Koyel aapki ye mandir ke baare me PRAVACHAN sunkar hum bhakt bahut kush huae!!

LOL!! This is hilarious stuff Koyel! 😆😆

Originally posted by: koyelbasu

DV told Adu & Aaji - Nani that woh "Ghar nehi mandir Kharida." Let me tell some important information about this Temple owned by DV-------------------------

1. DV ke kharid te hi iss Bhagam mandir ke devi bhag geyi.😲

2. Puja ke rules: # Subah uth ke, terrace pe 5 times tehelna parega. #Phir devi hot si avtar me prakat hogi aur bhakt ko romantic nazar se dikhegi. #Iss mandir me ghante ke badle siti bajaea jata hae.# Prasad ke badle flying kiss arpan kia jata hae aur # mantra ke badle aankh mara jata hae. # Iss me khus hoke Devi s**y nazar se dekhte hue phir se bhag jati hae.😃

3. Iss mandir ke devi ko khus karne ke lie jaap nehi dole banana parta hae kiu ki zaroorat parne paar usse uthaea ja sakhe.😛

4. Phir din me different time pe cake , love notes bhejna parta hae.⭐️

5. Yeh sare puja se Devi khush hua toh Bhagam Bhag roop badalke Bhakht ke shayan kakhsh me pratishit hote hae. 😳

6. Phir bhakht ko romance ke 100 tarikhe se uski Seva karna parta hae aur phir devi ne khush hoke Chini - Mini aur Sourya naam ke prashad se bhakt ka manoshkamna puri karti hae.😉

Yeh anokha mandir ke bare me janke aap logo ko zaroor bahut prasannata prapt hui hogi. 😃

PRASSANTA AUR HANSI...SE HUM LOGO KI AATMASHUDDHI HO GAYI HAI...

koyel di as usual awsm post
ye 21st century ka mandir he yaha ki devi aisi hi hoti he.

Koyel though I have not replied much to your post, they just brighten my day... ROFL...hilarious...cant find the right adjective:) Love ur posts dear

Excellent! you kept up the shuddh hindi for so many paras!!! 👍🏼

Sashtang dandavat pranam koyel maate!!🤣

🤣 hilarious Koyel !