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Alright girls, here is your truly reporting from a new show in town called Milk with Madhu. Before you ask me if this Madhu woman was "inspired" by Koffee with Karan, the answer is no. Anyway, here is a dekho at the "Jaldi Aag" round from this new show. Baba from Kayamath was the first guest.

Madhu greets Baba with a kiss in the air on either side of his cheek.

Madhu: Baba, wow. It's soo nice to have you on the show. So let me very quickly go to the Jaldi Aag round. Alright, I have a lie'o'meter, so if you're not answering properly, I am going to press the lie'o'meter.

Madhu:Did you have an affair?
Baba: Never...
kwak kwak.....lie'o'meter sound!!!!
Madhu: you're so lying baba
Baba: hahahahaha, okay, your question was not phrased right Madhu, I did not "HAVE" but I am HAVING an affair.
Madhu: Oh my gawd, really, with who?
Baba: Her name starts with A...😳
Madhu: Is it Ayesha?
Baba: Nooooooooo
Madhu:?????
Baba: 😳 Aaa, no I am a little shy Madhu
Madhu: Please babaaaaaa
Baba: Aaaaakaaansha 😳
Madhu: You mean the nurse!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god, that's so rocking. Who do you find hotter, Akansha or dadi?
Baba: Akansha
kwak kwak kwak
Madhu: Baba, you're lying??????????/
Baba: Ok ok, I really like dadi, and she is always flirting with me, but, I am scared that Milind will scold me for flirting with Prachi's dadi Agle har janam main main aur dadi ne ek saath rehne ki kasam khaa lee hai. Is janam main hamara milan nahi hoga. 😭
Madhu: Awwww, sorry to hear that. So Where was PL during her own daughter's 1000th wedding?
Baba: PL had gone to the spa fr a massage, they're always making her sit down like old furniture so she is sore all over her body.
Madhu: Baba, you've been very honest, so Nagpal or Anil?
Baba: Nagpal for sure....Anil never bothered about me, Nagpal has gifted me Akansha... 😳 😃

Madhu: Thanks a lot baba, you win the Milk Can. All of you stay tuned for the next guest.

kitto.......baba is horny 🤣 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: krangara

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😆 okay........kitto..........when is your hubby coming back🤣

Madhu - that was classic

Kimmie - tomorrow night, but he is leaving again on Sunday, and hence I can get back to my horny mode then 😆 😆

Aaj kal paav zameen par nahi rehte Panchi ke


Has success gone into new comer Panchi Bora's head so quickly? Everyone
on kayamath sets say Panchi doesn't even put her foot on floor these
days. It is worth remembering here that Panchi was always known as a
humble, down-to-earth person so far. We the reporters wanted to
investigate ourselves and went straight to kayamath sets. When we tried
to interrogate Panchi really got upset.

"How can you make opinions like that?" Panchi protested. After we
calmed her down, she gave us her explanation. "What can I do if people
have made me like this. Listen guys, I am playing the role of Prachi who is
in love with and married to Milind. And Milind lifts his wife sometimes to
save her from fire and sometimes when she hurts her foot and also
sometimes..". Before Panchi could finish, we heard "action" and there
came a macho man dressed in blue jeans and grey shirt walked towards us and told us "sorry guys it's time for the shot". Saying that he lifted Panchi in his arms effortlessly and carried her in front of the camera.

Thinking that if a man like Shabbir Ahluwalia is the reason for Panchi's
foot in air, why to blame her, we were about to leave only to see a star
parivaar award performance by Shabbir and Panchi, where again
Panchi hardly put her feet down. We turned back to Panchi asking for an
explanation but stopped as Shabbir still holding Panchi in his arm gave us
a stern Milind Mishra look. Well, we leave it to the readers to decide why- aaj kal paav zameen par nahi rehte.. Panchi ke!

i tried to write not so-funny one. hope you guys like it.

OMG Madhu, Kits and michifanreal they r hilarious!!!!

Horny Baba 😆

Oh my goddddddd 😆

Thank you girls... 👏 Honestly...Bechare Baba...and Michifanreal... 😆 that was very well done 😆 ...Subtle... 😉 but Loved them all 👏

MICHIFANREAL: 😆

Madhu: Read yours again, and I have to say that it was 🤣