Rantings and Ravings! Upd 18/6 Pg 23 - Page 6

LOL... I'm just grateful that i wasn't drinking anything while reading this... Love your sense of humor sis... lightens up my day, whether it comes out in the form of rantings and ravings or as the quirky Geet...

Milind and Prachi need their heads examined.. Milind to check if his brain has been wired properly and prachi... coz well duh.. after evrything she's does, i'm surprised as to why anyone hasn't gotten her admitted to an asylum... For christ's sake... open your mouth lady and tell him that you're married... you needn't tell him that your married to him.. just that your married.. details can be made up.. you can take a leaf or two out of ayesha's book for that purpose now, cant you...

And milind... seriously??? Seriously?? i mean, cant you like join the dots... you dont need to remember your last year for that.. just need to remember your kindergarten schooling... Common sense is more than enough..

Lets not forget Neev now, shall we... Ok neev, you were like right on top of my list, right under milind.. before you started listening to prachi and her idiotic ideas... The best thing that you could do will be to take sanyas and leave the mad house know as shah house...
Are the actors fools for ruining the characters they've etched out.. Are the creatives fools for ruining the characters they've created.. But whatever be the case, i think that we're the biggest set of fools for putting up with all this nonsense... hoping that maybe once, BT wont ruin their story.. for the sake of their viewers..

👏 👏 trust u to come up with such a hilarious analysis ,BY guys shld read what they dish out

u know i tried every tactic available,glancing one eyed,glance half close eyed,staring everywhere but at prachi but still the distinct mangal sutra and the sindhoor were the first think i noticed glaring back at me ....,how on earth can milind not see it 😡

Sajani, I am convinced that the PIM track and now the PA track have been concieved to portray what an innocent soul Milsi really is. The guy consummates his marriage with Prachi and yet was willing to believe she had mothered Ritwik. He sees the huge mangalsutra around Prachi's neck and the sindoor on her maang which by the way has become more prominent since the start of the PA tack and yet he does not know that these signify a woman's marital status. And to think that Prachi was swearing by these very two things that she is not Ritwik's mother. Now how can the guy beleive her if he does not even know what they mean? No wonder as Shweta noted he is asking her to be his friend, like a kindergardner. When Prachi told him that he has a child like Ritwik within him, she was not exagerating. In fact the guy is a just an overgrown baby who needs to be taken care of. And who better than Mommy Prachi!

I agree Opti...Milind is no better than a baby...Every action of his just proves that... Earlier during the PIM track he very willingly believed that Prachi is Ritwik's mom...Well her family didn't [thank God for it], but that too not for the practical or biological reasons, but because they have implicit faith in their daughter! Ok so a woman CAN hide her pregnancy and deliver a baby without anyone getting to know of it...! [Medical science has shown rapid progress in the show] Infact even Ritwik's DNA report was retrived in a few hours, whereas it usually takes weeks or even a month!
And about the PA track, the less said the better.. This has just proved to me that-
a] Operating on a 'non-working' brain in order to make it work makes it malfunction all the more..
b] The side effects are innumerable...
c] Calendars, newspapers, radio sets, etc donot exist in Kayamath land, except for Baba and Ramu Kaka...
d] A Mangal sutra and sindoor are fashion statements and hold no real meaning for Milind...
e] And yes, until now I didnt know that PA makes you forgetful also...! Otherwise Milind would have remembered Baba mentioning about Prachi's HUSBAND to him!

f] PA can be contagious too!- I can see the effect on Dadi, Neev, and Saket!

Well ladies gents.. what an interesting and utterly useless week it was..

We started off with Prachi being as giddy as a school girl that her husband of a year wanted to be buddies with her and shook her hand..! yes you read it right... they shook hands..! i know.. bordering scandalous right..? it shocked me as well..!

And of course being friends meant that Milind could make up travel itineraries for her with her knowledge or consent but more on that later.

Now then. the next day we had Ayesha deciding to teach prachi a lesson.. and how did she go about doing that.. well.. she used an ingenious technique. She decided to act like a spoilt ten year old. She kept making PRachi walk up and down getting her food when Milind decided enough was enough and put an end to it. Of course i will always wonder if he told Ramu kaka to start cooking and PRachi to stop not only because they were friends but also because Prachi really can't cook too well..? hmmm...

Then of course Ayesha.. getting totally into the character of the ten year old stormed off to her room. And of course Milind didn't question why a woman who had bitten on something spicy would run to her room for water when the kitchen and presumably the refridgerator were downstairs.

Ayesha vows to teach Prachi a lesson Blah blah blah... and snoorrrree.. and hit the snooze button..

Now then Milind decides to take his new found best friend to Pune with her man.. and of course the man her man thinks she is in love with.. ok is it just me or did calculus seem less confusing.. but moving along..

Phat Dadi decides its the perfect opportunity to coax Neev into getting together with her married grand daughter. Dadi there is term i'm itching to use.. but its a PG rated forum..

And michi and neesha leave together.. and PL sends her daughter off happily waving and smiling.. and Dadi waves and smiles a little creepily at Neev.. so if i were a student of Freud i would conclude that Dadi has a huge crush on Neev and is trying to act them out through Prachi.. you know projection..! Ah.. one more patient in the Shah asylum..!

They travel by a black sonata.. which is infact being rocked by some poor stage hands.. and arrive at Pune.. And Prachi wants to go to the temple.. And milind decides to drop her in a silver honda city..? But arrives at the temple in a silver lancer..?!

And Ayesha follows them in a silver honda city.. but when she tears down the barricade.. its an Esteem.. But when the police catch up with her its back to being a honda..?! Can someone confirm my observations please..! i mean i didn;t know they had Q from the James bond movies working for them.. a press of a button and the car's make and model changes..!

Whatever... so Prachi is attacked by goons.. and Milind to the rescue.. gets hit several times.. a couple on the head.. but sadly no memory return. so they flee the scene.. and ayesha comes to seeall that has transpired. and what bothers her most is the fact that michi are holding hands.. Now be honest.. if the love of your life were to fall off a cliff, lose his memory, get lost in the woods.. and now get beaten up by a mob.. wouldn't you be more worried that he is holding onto his legal wife?

Michi run and Ayesha is taken into custody. And the cops round up a limping and bloody Milind and Prachi and assume Milind is a mawali. and honestly.. never mind..

So prachi decides to lie to tell the truth and says Milind is her husband.. and grabs his hand.. And the second eyelock session of the day.. the first being after they escaped the rioters. Yeah even when i'm getting chased by people who want to cause me harm or when i'm standing in front of the cops.. i look deep into the eyes of the person i'm running with.. the wind blows.. and there is that soft music.. it happens i tell you.. Man this show is so realistic..

And then the cops decide to dump husband and wife in a ruined Kali temple. whats up with this show and Kali temples.. kali mandir ki raaz took our lives out and now this..!? Anyway.. Prachi apologized to Milind for calling him her husband and holding his hand.. i mean it could actually jog his memory and bring the damn thing back but then where would the fun be in life right..?

And apparently the blow on the head regressed Milind further coz he started talking like a teenager.. in total mumbhai tapori language.. And called Neev chickna and handsome.. which i found a little disturbing.. i mean which guy calls another one handsome...? Anyway..

Prachi hears him say ah.. and rushes and asks if he is hurt.. of course she would.. i mean the man who recently had a head trauma was hit on the head repeatedly with a stick, has a wound on the forehead, and is bleeding from god knows where else soaking his white shirt and limping to boot. But its the little scratch on his finger that really needs the attention..!

And of course Milsi has his 'negative' like flashes with very dramatic music in the background.. seriously that kind of music should only be played when someone is off to save the world.. what ever..

Lets see another week.. and another and another.. man these guys make writing this stuff too easy..!

Shweta, that was hilarious! 😆 😆 😆 I wouldn't blame the creatives too much dear. Did the audience of the show not buy that illogical PIM track and waited patiently through two-and-half months of torture? So why not try something more cheeky and brainless? They need'nt bother to apply their minds (that is if they have any) because this lot will digest just about anything to see those few crumbs of Michi thrown at them at regular intervals! Why try hard when the demands are so minimal? Cars can change their make, their colour, their size. As long as you have got some Michi shots in your can your audience will hardly notice anything besides them. As to Ayesha behaving like a ten-year old. She not the only one. She has got the entire cast to keep her company in the ten-year old world! As to Dadi having a crush on Neev, I was quite convinced of that the day she decided to lock the bedroom door to have a 'private' conversation with Neev. This lady is one lecherous character, I tell you!

That was lovely Shwetha!
Oh yes I agree with everything here!
The car change was something that really got me laughing and for a moment confused too... 😆
Ayesha will never give up...She's worse than a 10 year old!
Not that Milind is behaving less than a small kid...But I wish he hadn't compared himself to Neev like that..
Neev spends maximum time with Dadi these days, so you never know if she has the hots for him! [You know the older ladies falling for younger guys! 😆 ]...
This week was useless as far as Milind's memory goes, but on the whole it was less of torture for Michi fans...Infact it was quite a treat!

OMG Shwets I am in splits dear. 😆 😆

Ok I noticed one more thing.WHen Ayesha recollects those MICHI scenes in the middle of the road admist the riots,she recollects the MICHI hugging scene too right.Now I thought Milind closed the door on AYesha that day and hence she wasn't able to witness that hug.Now how in the world did she recollect did it when she didn't see it?

Madhu WWW has X-ray vision that can pierce through closed doors and satellite vision which can reach any place. Remember when she was attmepting suicide she even managed to recollect Michi's c-night at the beach!

Originally posted by: optimist

Madhu WWW has X-ray vision that can pierce through closed doors and satellite vision which can reach any place. Remember when she was attmepting suicide she even managed to recollect Michi's c-night at the beach!

Very true Opti,this lady has supernatural powers na.She can even recollect what happened in someone's dream too.Something like that too happened right,I can't recollect properly.