Rantings and Ravings! Upd 18/6 Pg 23 - Page 12

hello wonderful wonderful wonderful people..

i added a couple of wonderfuls just to make you all feel better.. and it was such a ratty episode.. we need people to say we are wonderful..

Now it was an episode of jack asses and jack assinines..


We haveMilind day dreaming.. but unlike his usual unexposed film negative variety with scary background music.. this time he dreamt in technicolour.. about Neev and Prachi's engagement..

and not only that.. he pictured everyone in the dream fully dressed..

He even knew the accessories and shoes that the women would be wearing..even the guests..i mean thats impossible.. even us women don't know what we will be wearing.. and when we do decide.. we realize it makes us look too fat.. or too tacky.. or in my case too beautiful.. and we change our minds again.. maybe Milsi is a little psychic..i'm thinking we should ask him about how much longer we should put up with this bovine feaces..

Now the party starts.. And apparently everyone in the party is filled with people who are called Mr and Mrs. Mehra.. either that or Neev just kept introducing his new fiancee to the same people over and over..

So then Ayesha comes to the mike and says people who are in love should come onto the dance floor..

Have you all noticed how all the dialouges are completely vague.. could be interpreted in any which way we'd want..

i mean other than politicians does anyone else talk like that.. And whatever any character says always happens.. i mean left up to that much interpretation.. it can happen in any way but it always does one way or another.. maybe i should try it..

Every tall dark and handsome man's road leads to my door..hmm.. wait wait.. ding dong. holy crap thats the door.. oh no wait.. thats the dog trainer..i guess it happens only in Kym land..but hey it was worth a shot..now moving along..

We have Neev literally holding back a Prachi for a dance..

Of course he did.. would you want to be left hanging on the dance floor from the woman you were once engaged to but had to marry her sister.. and now wants to marry her when her husband has partial amnesia..i mean its embarrassing..

And then they dance we have a spilt second of michi dancing together. and of course they've had their famous eyelock before hand so there is no need for it now..they just dance..

Now we have Neev and PRachi trying to exchange rings..
Prachi also starts seeing flashes of the past.. hmm.. maybe there is some deadly virus.. people have headaches and start seeing their entire lives before their eyes.. Well only the romantic parts.. Ok.. i'm staying away from the Shah mansion.. If i catch that virus.. its going to be a blank screen.. no no wait. .it will be Shabbirs face all over the place..

See now would have been the perfect opportunity for her to have hit her head.. and pretend the before mentioned PA.. and of course the could have convinced Milind that she is suffering from some delusional disorder.. and Milsi has to support her to save her life.. and the fate and survival of the entire human race depends on it...!

but instead Neev catches her and then Milind carries her.. of yeah he carries the woman he is married to but has forgotten about.. but is getting her engaged to her ex-finace..so leaving the pretend fiance behind in his dust.. he carries her p the stairs.. and starts trying to revive her..

Thankfully the doctor who arrives doesn't pronounce PRachi preganant..or diagnoses her with cancer or something..

Fortunately for us Milind isn't in the possession extremely latent sperm that activated itself.. after about 7 months..

i mean then we would have had Milsi trying to get the 'happy parents' married before the joyous event...
and we'd be clutching our heads and kicking ourselves.. scratched that.. we'd be hunting for blood..

Then Milind leaves and Neev appears.. And apparently his been affected by a mutant strain of the virus as he only sees the childhood romantic moments.. And Prachi awakens from her slumber..

She of course has the same question that everyone who has just ed asks.. What happened to me.. ANd neev of course trells her the obvious that is apparent to everyone but to Prachi herself.. She is under a lot of stress..

And of course.. Then Neev asks a trivial question.. Prachi are you happy...?

there are so many different ways to answer this question.. of course Prachi chose the easiest way.. she was happy because it brings happiness to the people around her.. i mean i would have taken the harder route and just say no.. but hey Prachi is a simple girl right..?

And neev who is apparently Prachi's best friend from childhood who knows her better than anyone else needs to ask her that question.. and apparently he believes her and actually believes her reason.. i mean best friends..? oookkk.... my best friend knows every evil thought in my brain.. i'm sorry for all those thoughts Mrudula.. i will try to be a better person..

i mean the reason someone tells you hey i want to get engaged to you because i want to get engaged to you because it makes my perverted dadi ma and the man i love who has forgotten about me happy.. and of course yourself.. my so called best friend who should be trying to protect me.. not trying to how shall i say this articulately.. chance pe dance..? your intentions maybe good.. but man they are also utterly ridiculous..

So well..faithful readers.. all 5 of you..

How might we endure this..? shall we all just put on our funny caps and see how much fodder they provide for the next edition Rants and Raves..

hey nice one hun.u got everything covered had good laugh but hun u missed that millsi beard style keep changing in every shot 😆

Ah yes as my friend Chits has pointed out.. I forgot all about Milsi's changing look..

I mean there is a prefectly logical explanation for it.. i'm just surprised we hadn't figured it out.. Its the same virus.. it causes changes in hair styles and facial hair pattern.. and sleep shifting.. you know the whole mandir scene.. yeah that was a symptom.. i'm sorry michi as a health care profesisonal i should have cuaght the signs and made you guys seek professional help.. i'm so sorry.. cue extremely dramatic music and hysterical crying..!

WOnderful Shwets. 👏 👏 👏 Yesterday's epi was howlarious.With Milsi's look changing every minute and the best part was the look on his BD.OMG that was so damn funny. 😆 ANd you missed one more point dear,Prachi's blouse kept changing colors between pink and white while she was unconsious. 😆

Oh sweet jesus...that was a good read.. 😆 Thank you Shwetha

Oh Shwetha, we simply HAVE to make this a sticky...how do I go about it, I wonder?

That was another hilarious take on yet another...how do I put it...gobsamcking episode!
True, no one on the forum guessed that it was Milind dreaming up that very detailed (u said it, honey)dream, accessories an all...Nagpal had us there, the sod!

Reams were written and discussed about the nahin....Prachi dreaming it all up....and then wham...it was Milind who was in state over the do!

Chances are that he was disturbed over the fact that his engagement was celebrated on a lesser scale than Prachi's.....the ring Neev was about to give her was a gigantic one....the same one Mils was wearing just days before.....
Looks like the His and Her rings no longer apply!

Like some very observant viewer on the forum noticed...Milind's face kept changing from round to slim, hairy to shaved and back again...the less said about Prachi's blouse the better... that's nit-picking....and we aren't nit-pickers, are we?

Finally we got to see what Milind's body double looks like...they actually stood side by side.....don't hate me for this but I think the BD is taller, slimmer and handsomer than our resident sexy beast. Sorrry!!

Only 2 things saved the episode for moi....I loved the way Prachi turned into Milind's arm when the partners were changed...and the way he grabbed her by the shoulder literally away from Neev when she fainted...my latent and deeply hidden romantic instincts jaag utthe....hai, mein marjava!

Am waiting for the next rant and rave....hope they give you enough fodder, Shwetha!

Oh Shwetha, we simply HAVE to make this a sticky...how do I go about it, I wonder?

@Pippa...I think you have to PM one of the Mods...Sara comb or mages?

Originally posted by: zcbcc34

Oh Shwetha, we simply HAVE to make this a sticky...how do I go about it, I wonder?

@Pippa...I think you have to PM one of the Mods...Sara comb or mages?

Thanks sweetheart...I'll get on to it pronto!

That's brilliantly written.

BTW, I'm probably not part of the -
"So well..faithful readers.. all 5 of you.."
But do add me on as faithful, silent reader no.6
Keep them coming, you are sure to have lots of fresh fodder tonight too!! 😉