My Dearest Prachi
I know you are young, innocent and naive to the ways of the world but an emotional break down on the stand and then attempting suicide is just not the way to deal with divorce in this day and age. You will survive this attempt and as you are a BT heroine, you are going to be re-married and will go back to the divorce courts. And when that happens, this what you will do.
Max out the soon to be exe's credit card.
Get a makeover.
Pitch up in court in a flaming red mini dress - The drab black sari is a definite no no.
Before he shreds your character, get your lawyer (who should look like Hugh Jackman b.t.w), to call your hubby's ex girlfriend cum business associate cum best buddy on the stand. Make her accountable for all the out of town business trips and late night meetings in your bedroom. Provide photographic evidence (which you hired a P.I to gather), if necessary.
Sue his sorry 𤏠for alimony.
Win alimony.
Drive out of the court in his BMW.
By the time he walks back home, have his bags packed and waiting outside, having changed the locks first.
Pop a bottle of champagne.
Do the happy dance.
Seriously sweetie, suicide is just sooooo passe.
Love BC
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Bade Achhe Lagte Hain
