Neev one liners....

Dear All,

encouraged by "Milind oneliners".... I have decided to put a thread for Neev's one liners also...... so please come up with naughty neev's oneliners.....

all can have some laugh till monday......

I will start with the one he said to Ayesha when she asked him to get her a drink... he said " Madam I have 2 options - Acid or Posion"😆

cheers

Thanks dear...
His famous one liner....

Pyar mein Lutgaya, Shadi mein bhikgaya 😆

A sad yet profound one, he told Ayesha on Michi's marriage whent she went away without attending the ceremony, he went and brought her to witness it...Hum unpar se sare haq ko chuke hain, rehegaya hai to sirf Haqeqat....Sad but True.

i liked whn he said pyaar mein lutgaya, shaadi mein bhigaya

He told Ayesha....
"doosron ke ghar mei aag lagene wale to bahut dekhe hain... lekin khud ko aag laga kar dosron ko jalane wali ek tu anokhi hi hai 😆 "

I don't like the song he sings 2 Prachi all the time u like money u married for money bla bla bla bla,I mean hello Neev who does not like money? even ur mom like money

His current famous one liner is 'pyaar'.. Okay sorry, can't help it.

Hmmm I couldn't even come up with Milind's lines, but special for sweet Neev I do have one.

It's when Prachi was held hostage by errmm forgot his name, the one who blackmailed Sukreti.

He said something like: "I can live far from her but I can't lose her. Just kill me but not her. (and here goes the best line) I love her, dammit!!"

I just thought that's really beautiful and the way he said it was so powerful and special and the use of 'dammit' highlight his fear and desperation of Prachi's safety (and I love it more because he said it in plain English 😃 so I could understand immediately).

Sorry, can't remember any funny lines...

Originally posted by: Magno

His current famous one liner is 'pyaar'.. Okay sorry, can't help it.

Hmmm I couldn't even come up with Milind's lines, but special for sweet Neev I do have one.

It's when Prachi was held hostage by errmm forgot his name, the one who blackmailed Sukreti.

He said something like: "I can live far from her but I can't lose her. Just kill me but not her. (and here goes the best line) I love her, dammit!!"

I just thought that's really beautiful and the way he said it was so powerful and special and the use of 'dammit' highlight his fear and desperation of Prachi's safety (and I love it more because he said it in plain English 😃 so I could understand immediately).

Sorry, can't remember any funny lines...

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@Magno... why r u acting like Milind?😆...that duffer also remembers Neev's "i love her damn it" and we all r sulking coz of this line....

this is truely kayamat lane wali line......

Originally posted by: tvfan1401

@Magno... why r u acting like Milind?😆...that duffer also remembers Neev's "i love her damn it" and we all r sulking coz of this line....

this is truely kayamat lane wali line......

😆 Sorry... yup the line was sad for Milind (and for Neev) but what can I say I liked it... Wait I think what I really liked was the 'dammit' part, the way Neev say it was just so 'crunchy', it's just great... I know, I'm strange.... *sad smile*

well there are many neev one liners...that are funny as well as serious.....let me remember one or two those are my fav dialogues

this went in the begginning neev applies haldi on prachi face when she was getting to married to varun when the lady ask how can he put haldi on his face when does the funniest thing he says "yeh liya aur yeh sixer"

the before their marriage neev ask prachi what she wants when prachi says something like him and he says"to tumein prachi neev type gift chahiye na bilkul cuty cute ek dum neev types woh gift mein tumein dungha lekin uske liye tumein 9 months intezaar karni hogi"

the after he stops varun-prachi wedding the lake scenes"tum jaanti ho prachi mein kyon hamesha tumhare kaanon mein kehta hoon ankhon par nahin kyon ki mein darta tha jo meri dil mein tumhare liye feelings hai woh meri ankhon mein tumein nazar na aaye jo ehsaas mein khud janta nahin tha tumhare liye mein tumein kaise batahoon..lekin aaj sab kuch dikh gaya aur mein tumse kehta ki prachi mein tumse bahut pyaar karta hoon"

this when he confess his love for prachi"I Love You Prachi I Love You Alot aaj mujhe phata chala kyon hamesha mein tumhara parva karta hoon...kyon hamesha mein tumhare bhaare mein sochta rehta hoon..kyon hamesha tumhare liye hamesha mere liye waqt hai kyon ki mein tumse pyaar karta hoon mein nahin jaanta hoon mein tumein apni dil ki baat kaisey batayi lekin aaj mein kehta hoon prachi mein tumse pyar karta hoon"

when neev was so drunk he imagines ayesha as prachi and pour out his feelings"mein jaanta hoon prachi tum mujhe sambhalne zaroor aayegi....tum mujhse naraaz kyon ho prachi mein tumse itna jo pyar karta hoon prachi tum bhi mujhe pyaar karti ho na to tum kyon mujhe hurt kar rahi ho prachi...ab mujhe chodke kabhi mat jaana"(i really love this liners..the pain for prachi he had in his heart the way he expresses i really cried)

when neev tells prachi about varun"waisey kaafi lucky hai woh varun jise tum milee...tumhari aankhen kitni khoobsuat hai...tumhari smile kitni pyaari and the best part tumhari dad ka bank balance kitna achcha hai"

The kahaani-kyunki-kayamath merger episodes neev dialogues with prachi "shave kyon nahin karti gaal aur soft hojayenge"

when he stuck in the fire while saving prachi"lagta hai mera marne ka waqt aagaya hai lekin bhagwaan mera ek baat suno jab mein whaan aajahoon meri prachi ka khaya rakhna haan mein jaanti hoon thoda mushkhil hai lekin uska khayal rakhna kyon ke mein use bahut pyar karti hoon sunte ho na aap because i love her alot(i even cried in this episodes neev made me cry)

neev liners with parvati and tulsi telling them to tulsi he says"mein janki ka bhatija hoon" and to parvati he says "mein tulsi ka bhatija hoon" and the way he calls parvati "jaanu" was very cute

neev pretends to be death in front of prachi and she hits him"itni zor se marogi to sach mooch mein marjahungha"

neev comes like a thief from prachi window after his broken chadla and prachi says she can't run and neev says"to thik hai mein har raat isi khidki se aata hoon har savere isi khidki se chala jaata hoon par jab mein buddha hogaya to thoda mushkil hai par anything for you sweetheart"

when the family argues of ayesha and prachi supports her eveyone was against of prachi including neev too but then he went into the room and tells her he supports her"mein nahin jaanta kya sach hai aur kya gaalat lekin mein yeh jaanta hoon prachi ki tum kabhi gaalat nahin ho sakti bhalai hi mein aaj tumhara faisla par tumahara saath nahin hoon lekin mein tumhara haath aur tumahara saath kabhi nahin chodungha mein tumein kabhi nahin chodungha prachi"

when prachi breaks neev heart and neev tells her"chahe tum kisi aur se shaadi karo par tumein mujh jaisa pyar karne wala insaan nahin milega"

when neev stops varun-prachi wedding he says this"ruk jao mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongha kyon ki mein prachi se pyar karta hoon i love her"

when neev friends tells neev that his wife is so beautiful and neev says"meri biwi bahit khoobsurat hai uski tasveer deewar mein uthar sakti hai lekin dil ki dewaar mein bahut mushkhil hai"

reunion party neev says to his friends about his life"yehi samjhlo yaar ke mein pyar mey lootgaya hoon aur shaddi mey bhikgaya hoon"

when neev tells rohan to save prachi life that"mein prachi see door to reh sakta hoon lekin uske bina nahin mein use bahut pyar karta hoon i love her damn it"

neev tells prachi in the room"haan mein tumse bahut pyar karta hoon lekin yeh pyaar meri toote hue dil ke saath hi rahega"

neev-prachi in the terrace when prachi returns all neev memories and hugs her"mujhe chodke mat jaao prachi mein tumhare bina nahin jee sakta kyon ab bhi mujhe tum wohi meri purani prachi dikhaai deti ho...pls bol do ke tumse pyaar karti ho"

this are soem i can remember....but still there are many that i love neev liners...its very meaningful at times...funny..pain as well as romantic...

jay portrays the liners so naturaaly...that normally for his sad dialogues i ended up in tears..funny i laugh and romantic uff my eyes cannot stay awayf rom the screens

Thanks mages.... your memory is too good....in fact i am gonna watch all the episodes again...for neev this time 😉