Ellooo Friends, ๐ณ
Views expressed in this post belongs to me and Saara Comb, so if you wish to case file against this include both of us ๐
Disclaimer: This is only for fun, based on the character Alaap.. take it in light humour ๐ณ
Alaap in Witness Box ๐
Points to be noted my lord ๐
- Hrithik is still alive, so stop dhooming all the way. ๐
- Inder must have not had time for education during his young days due to his affairs, thts y he got fooled with ur degree certificate..but dont take everyone as Inder and fool around ๐
- Hair bands aint as cool as you think they seem to be , didnt you notice even Abhishek had stopped wearing Hair Bands. ๐
- Next time when you go on a long drive with Pandit remember to take all neighbouring Pandits as well, so that Pandit ji cannot be replaced.๐
- You are supposed to be a stud in the show, but we are confused, are you sure its supposed to be STUD and not STUPID?๐
- In whicn angel you find Sukriti HOT?We wont be surprised to hear from you that "Milan is HOT 2" ๐
- Before flirting with Sukriti, remember Macho Man - MILAN ๐
- Sukriti is supposed to be a simple behenji gurl in the show, Did you forget she doesnt go with your image? ๐
- Your hair seems to be hurting some of our members eyes, if you wish we can ask Milan to give you a nice hair cut. ๐
- Why did you make Sukriti go on the ladder to clean the store room, you could have done it without a ladder dear.๐
- Trying to get done with your honeymoon on a tree? ๐...Dont forget that this Tree might fall on your head if Purvi sees ๐
- If you wish to Flirt, go take some lessons from Neev and leave poor sukriti aside. ๐
- You are damn lucky Alaap, coz your to be wife Purvi respects Sukriti as a servant, so be happy with it just flirt with her during off peaks hours.๐
- When you get married to Purvi you can bring in Sukriti as your maid, so that you can have double fun.๐
- Im glad that Milan wasnt home the day you went to take permission from Sukriti's dad, otherwise you would have had to carry Milan as excess baggage too.๐
- We are glad that you didnt take the phere round a mango tree while going ahead with the fake shaadi ๐
- After those filmi moves on that tree, Milan will now be ready to go on a Slapping spree ๐
- Leave Sukriti aside for the moment, You have a better choice - Swati is alone right now , flirt with her if you can take it up with Varun but at your own risk ๐