I think my second niece who is just 4 years old should marry first. And her husband will die when he hears her talk!
I was talking to her a few days ago, and was trying to get her to say my name. She was casually chatting with me, I asked her what's my name. She goes "how stupid are you, don't you know your own name?"
In another instance, my didi and me were in a restaurant along with this little girl. A guy walked in, and this girl said he looks so much like her dad. I told her, the guy is too young to be your dad and he may not even be married. The girl just walked upto him the next moment and asked- "Uncle, are you married?". My di and I didn't know where to hide.