Episode Discussion/Analysis V-Rules Pg 1 - Page 35

Originally posted by: pragalbha

Pride and Prejudice!!!!!!

you got it 😊 Why am I not surprised? 😊 I knew Raksha & you would be the first ones to get that. I love the book - specially that part of the book. That book is my idea of romance. Call me old fashioned but I wish we could see something like that on tele.

@Robina - Actually it was a great day vis a vis shopping. We actually agreed upon a sofa & a dining table set for the apartment - great deals too. Man I love Houston - its soo cheap. I also found this Chinese wholesale export (read smuggled goods) store - they have amazing furnishings including mirrors - but they dont have a website and they dont deliver either - so cant help you 😭. Anyway before someone kicks me out for chatting, I'll sign off

Before I go, @Prags - If I understand Raksha's prediction correct, KC will keep melting until they consummate in a moment of passion (for Ro) & weakness (for KC). After that KC will go nuts in guilt (for letting Ra down) and would step up pratishod efforts. Did I get that right Rakshu?

Love you girls.

Cheers

Anju

Originally posted by: pragalbha

And Raksha.........that was a shock you gave me!!! Are you saying Kasturi's melting towards Robbie is also a naatak??? 😲 😲 😲

Ciao

Sindheshwariiiiiii

When it comes to you "Nenoo emi cheyyagalanu" 😉 .....This one is for you...warna ye bakwas ko analyse karna 🤢 ...

Aaj ki tazaaa khabar....Discussions of a different kind

1. Chawla House, scene1, setting dining table....ACTION
Table pe padi hua Chammach to the Knife..."Ai lo...kee horiya....phir se shuru ho gaye, aaj batwaare ke peeche pade hain....pade pade mera sundar shareer rust ho raha hai, koi istamaal nahi kar raha to kam se kam saaf suthre sheeshe wale bakse mein hi rakh dete 😍 ...Oh ji ki hoya...Tuada ki haal hai"
Knife to Chammach..."Bewakoof bakse mein padi rehna chahti hai...mujhe dekh...kaise tez taraare vaar kar raha hun...aur mujhe kisne pakda hai dekh....Poo Poo ne 😳 ...pata hai saare ex or current patiyon pe shadyantra karte waqt mujhse hi inspire hoti hai...bas ek baat ka dar laga rehta hai 🤢 kahin uski mummy na mujhe pakad le.... 😭 ...tenu pata hai...ek raat na Poo Poo aunty ka make up hi nahi kikal raha tha...saare muye cosmetic remover 😡 ...le aayi mujhe...hai 😭 😭 kya bataaon tujhe Chamchoo...karele, kachhe papite, yahaan tak ki jackfruit cut karna aasaan hai ...par iske face se make up remove karna ...hai Rabba...meri to finishing hi khatre mein aa gayi"
PLONK....One paratha lands on the plate...Knife to Paratha "Oh hello ji Paratha ji...antim saanse gin rahe ho?"
Paratha to Chamachhh and Knife....."Nahi ab maut mein thoda time hai....dekha nahi jagat janni mata Kaushalya ne mujhe rote rote serve kiya hai...ab kaun khayega mujhe 😭 ...Ek to pehle daanveer devi hoke bhaiyon ko ladaya ...ab khud ro rahi hai 😡 😭 😭 "
Suddenly an echoing awaaz aati hai..."Sach kaha"
Parantha " Hain ye kaun bola"
Glycerine..."Main bol raha hun....Iske or iske nakchadhi beti ke eyes se beh beh kar meri kahani khatam hojayegi. 😭 Kitni request ki Ekta ji se mujhe thode seconds Karan ke aankon mein basne do...Lekin woh aurat..sirk "K" word suna 😭 😭 😭 ....tabse mein sirf Kaushalya aur Kasturi ke make up box mein ghoom rahi hoon 😭 😭 😭 "
"Shhhh"....Paani ka glass..."Stop the discussion ...deko JP Vishesh ko dhamka raha hai paison ke upar se...zara batao...Ghar ka sale value 55 lakhs, minus cost of house and handover 20 lakhs...tax at 33.87% on balance, so what are these two gonna share...Peanuts 😲 "
Alka ke haath mein bacha hua fruit..."Arey budhhu....ye dono families jayenge SS house....Ek Singhania side mein rahenge ...to ek Sabhawal side mein....phir saare aunties laal saaris pehenke ek dusre pe shadyantra karti SS house ke pillar ke ird gird phirengi...oh oh oh my God ab ye mujhe khayegi.....nahiiiiiiii ....alvida mein shaheed hone jaa rahi hoon"

2. Chawla House, scene2, setting JP's room...ACTION
Darwaaza...."Aa gaya, muftchand..arey arey arey gira gira gira....he bhagwaan ab ise kaun bachayega aur mujhe iske weight se...Arey O Kaushalyaji door ke us side kya khadi hai andar aa. aur ise sambhal"

3. Chawla House, scene3, living room...ACTION
Sofa to chair..."Dekh Dekh Faber Castell ke saare discarded colors staircase se utar rahe hain....Saara din paisa paisa paisa...ye cameraman bhi ...hamari tasveer kab lega...ab Faber castell Poo Poo Aunty and Alka jhagda kar rahe hai with Jagat mata Kaushalya...arey tu sun rahi hi hi"
Chair..."Kya suno .....(Karan enters)...Dekha isko jabse, arey dekha isko sofa, isse koi achha hai na isse koi pyara🤗...yun nazre na phero tum mere ho mere tum...baithon na baithon na, mujhpe tum baithon na😳"

4. Chawla House, scene 4, JP's bedroom room...ACTION
Bed ..."Oh my Godddddddd itna bada Rockstar mere itne nazdeek ❤️ ...hai kitna achha motivate kar raha hai apne sasoor ko 😳 ...paani pila pila ke...aur ye dekho Ganga maiyya ro rahi hai 😡 "
Glycerine...."Sach kaha"...."Meri baari Karan ke aankhon se behne ki kab aayegi 😭 😭 😭"
Bed ...."Arey chup kar ...sunne de....Lori ka function ..Naach...Lori Naach...Naach Lori.... hain😕...iska (Robbie) sab lut gaya...aur iske (JP) almost swarg ke darshan hue hain...aur ab dono Nach Loriye ke plans bana rahe hain....phew"

5. Chawla House, scene 5, Garden...ACTION
Nariyal ka jhaad..."ye lo...aa gayi Chandramukhi Kastoori ...rote hue ...ab kya soch rahi hai"
Jhoola....."Oh no kya ab ye Chandramukhi phir se mujhe pe sawaar hogi 😭 "
Rockstar enters and chats with Kasturiji
Nariyal ka ped...." 😭 😭 😭 Bura ho us naaspite Purushottam ka ...apne pyare Rocky ko nanhe munhe bachpan mein ignore kiya...ro ro ke mere saat branches gir pade 😭 ....Hai koi isse ek pyaar, dulaar ki jhappi do.🤗🤗.....Ayyyyyyyyy tu nahi baajoo hat 😡 😡 😡 "
Kasturiji hugs Robbie....
Nariyal ka ped...."Jab dekho iske arms mein gir rahi hoti hai...ro ro ke mere Rockstar ke 147 Armani shirts waste kiye 😡 😡 😡 "
Glycerine..."Sach haha" "Arey koi mujhe Kasturi ke make up kit se shift karo 😭 😭 😭 "

6. Sabharwal-Singhania House, scene1, living room...ACTION
Sofa to one sofa......"yaar ye naye occupants kitne halke phulke haina 😳 😳 😳 ...dekhnaa kaha Puru-Dush aur kaha ye Alaana😃"
Chair to sofa..."Arey iska wajan hi nahi ...dimaag bhi halka phulka hi hai😆"...."Shhhhh ......sun Puru kya bol raha hai...Lori ka function...khaansama😲.....pure sharer mein ek hi khaansama....Bahut naainsafi hai dost😆😆"
Sofa to chair...."Ise chod upar dekh...Iska dost is in dilema....wife ka saath de ya Puru ko sofe pe join kare 😆 😆 😆 "
Sofa, Sofa and Chair......"Hailaaaaaaa mera rockstar ghar aaya 😳 ...with Chandramukhi 😡 ...Lo aur suno...Chandramukhi ...1 man into 4 appetites into 100 people ka khana banayegi "
Coffee table to Sofa, Sofa and Chair..."Arey Chandramukhi ke liye to ye asaan hai...aur nahi to kya😉...aaj tak khayali pulao bana rahi hai (Robbie culprit hain, main Raunak se pyaar kar rahi hoon, Mein Durga hoon, Inspy Interpol ka aadmi hai)...ab real pulao banayegi.😆😆.."
Sofa..."Shhhhhh Halki Phulki Alaana just slapped Chandramukhi....isse kehte hain sau sonar ki to ek ...ek ...ek Alaana ki 😆 "

7. Singhania House, scene1, Raunak's Bedroom...ACTION
The Urn of Ashes: "Oh God after insulting every facet of me and the religion I represent...this Chandramukhi has forgotton me....Are mujhe to bahaa de....phir pulao bana 😡 😡 "

8. Sabharwal House, scene2, Robbie's Bedroom
Bed and curtain......"Robbie....hum tum ek kamre mein bund ho..... 😍 😍 ....aur Kastoo aa jaaye 😡 😡 .....Saara time mein vidhwa hoon ke gun gaati hain...phir iske aajoo bajoo mein kyun madrate phir rahi hai😡"
Dhood ka glass..."Ye lo ab ye muftchand bina pregnancy ki ma mujhe piyegi...ab medicines bhi legi....kuch to medicines bacha ke rakh😡....viewers kya khayenge.... "
Bed..."kitna shweet shweet Rockstar hai...ladkiyan bhi itne nakhreloo expressions nahi deti ...jitna ye de raha hai😍....ye lo aa gayi 😡"
Bed cover "yaar ye udaarta ke sermons sun ke mein copper brown se bleach daala hua safed bedcover ho jaaonga ...Apna mission of Robbie destruction bhool ke...sasoor reputation construction pe lagi hui hai....kitni cluless aurat hai....ek agenda nahi poora karti"
Pillow to bed cover..."Tu bhi na...iske current legal husband Robbie ko dekh rahi hain na😳....now with these eyes, adaa, sharaarat, looks and "mujhse pyaar karo looks' kaun si ladki agenda aur mission yaar rakhegi.😍.😳."
Glycerine..."Phew thank God...chutti for 5 minutes.....Ektaji please mujhe kisi aur ke make up kit mein shift karo"

Thadam Thadam Thadam........BT logo

THE END


Ok Sindhoo....."Nenoo ela wrrasaanu?

Ladies.....bolo Lori mein chalein😉"

@ jw--- : oye this is for u 👏
awesome and hillarious man.. 🤣 ..u know i can't even got up from the floor properly..hass hass ke bhure haalath hogayi hai re 🤣 ..the first dialogue of CHAMCHA TO KNIFE is really really funny lol 😆 😆 😆 ok..not only that each and every part is simply superb.. especially the discussions of sofas at chawla house to sit KARRU on them and door at jp jiis room was awesome.. 🤣 🤣 love u and the idea of things discussion is simply simply amazing..
no words to explain my feelings.. i am not perfect like u.. 😊
love
sindhu ❤️

edited

oye kaun si lori mein..🤣..aur chandramukhi aaye gi tumhaari peeche peeche Glyserine dibba lekar..🤣

Originally posted by: JWMRK

Sindhoo ❤️
nenu ninnu premisthunnaanu 😳 ....

nenu kooda ninnu premistunnanu[ i love u too]❤️
take care honey 🤗 nenu velthanu thinu ...will pm nuvu later 😊

oye what's that other telugu word 'thinu' means..'will pm nuvuu later'..do u mean to pm me later..😊hahaha i do