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Originally posted by: shanu333

My Bhashan on becoming a Bhashan-er

Itni Shidadh se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai... ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai... I m very happy today that I have become a bhashan-er... Meri zindagi ka maqsadh poora hogaya... it feels like I was born to be a bhashan-er.... Mere bauji kehte the ki agar kisi cheez ko poore dil se chaho, toh poori kayanath tumhe usse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai. mere saath bhi aisa hi kuch hua hai aaj... mere bhashan-er banne ka sapna pura hogaya! I m so happy today! I have got everything I want today! We all must be happy with what we have.... mere bauji kehte the ki live, laugh, love... cherish those moments... kya pata, Kal ho na ho? Yeh alag baath hai ki hum sabh ko sabh kuch nahi milta... mere bauji kehte the ki, hum sabh koh sabh kuch nahi milta... sirf kuch kuch milta hai... aur uss kuch kuch mein humme khush rehna chahiye....... Agar hum kissi musibath mein ho, toh humme hamesha dil ki awaz sunni chahiye... mere bauji hamesha kehte the ki agar hum musibath mein ho toh hum apni aankhen bandh karke dil ki awaz sunni chahiye aur agar dil kuch na kahe toh humme apni aankhen bandh karke apne maa bauji koh yaadh karne chahiye...

lol... I hope u all liked my bhashan... It's copied of from some SRK movies...but, I put our maharani's touch in it by adding her famous punch line: mere bauji hamesha kehte the😆
Hope u all liked it

Originally posted by: mimi0295

My First Bashan:

Never steal!

There are plenty of thieves in this world. Ones who steal merchandise, and others who steal happiness. Whatever the reason may be- you should never steal. "Jo cheez appka nahin hai, woh kabhi bhi appka nahin hoga" [lol I SUCK at Hindi, so sorry if there are any errors] So, keeping that in mind- you shouldn't steal what isn't yours. It can lead to the following:

- You will feel guilty for the rest of your life, which can lead to the following symptoms:

*lack of sleep

*lack of sleep= Black rings around your eyes

*Black rings around your eyes=looking older than your age

*Looking older than your age= No personal relationships

*No personal relationships=No jobs

*No jobs= No Future

*No Future= ...well it can equal a lot of things!

-Everyone will hate you

-Every single second- you will think about that wrong crime you have comitted, and will never live peacefully

-When you die, the things you stole will haunt you, and thus resulting in a wondering soul

This is just a summerized list of possibilites, the list can go on and on forever!

So please do not steal. =)

**Okai, from this moment-there will be a shift change. First 3 names from the waiting list: Shivz, Swan, Kay you will become the Bashan-ers until Friday.

If you want to be added to the waiting list, let me know!

FROM BHASHAN QUEN....man ayk aysi aurat ho jis ny pyar to 1 sy kya magar shadaai 2 sy ki aur hamesha aysy insan sy shadi ki jis ki phly sy koy girl friend ho ya jo 3 patnio ka pati ho aur aysa pat jis ny phly sy apny biwio ko mar dya ho magar mery pyar man itny taqat hy ky man jis sy bh shaddi karti ho ya tu wo mar jata hy cliff sy nechy gir kar ya phir coma man chala jata hy...ic ly man hamesha yahi kaho gi ky agar pyar sacha ho tu pati ko mar sakta hy aur dobara shaddi ka maza uthya ja sakta hy kyo ky PYAR TU ZINDAGI MAN 1 BAR HOTA HY MAGAR SHADDIA TU BAR BAR HO SAKTY HY...bus nya pati dhondnay ky ly phly uc ko aur uc ki family ko bhashan dyna zarorii hy aur reward man 1 nya pati aur mandip tayyar mily ga bas 1 bat yad rakha apny pyar ky mandip man kabhi na jana hamesha doosre ky mandip man jana....aur yahi kasturi ka maqsad hy...kyunki HAR KOY APNY LY AUR APNY PYAR KY LY JYTA HY MAGAR MAN APNY NYE PATIYO KY LY JYTI HO...

Originally posted by: muneefah

@mimi=ur bhashan was kinda true.......................i liked it literally
@sari=hahahahaah...........omg!!!!!!!!!!i was rollin on the floor..nice bhashan
@shivz=sarey merey fav dialogues they.i really likeed it

Originally posted by: shanu333

My Bhashan on becoming a Bhashan-er

Itni Shidadh se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai... ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai... I m very happy today that I have become a bhashan-er... Meri zindagi ka maqsadh poora hogaya... it feels like I was born to be a bhashan-er.... Mere bauji kehte the ki agar kisi cheez ko poore dil se chaho, toh poori kayanath tumhe usse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai. mere saath bhi aisa hi kuch hua hai aaj... mere bhashan-er banne ka sapna pura hogaya! I m so happy today! I have got everything I want today! We all must be happy with what we have.... mere bauji kehte the ki live, laugh, love... cherish those moments... kya pata, Kal ho na ho? Yeh alag baath hai ki hum sabh ko sabh kuch nahi milta... mere bauji kehte the ki, hum sabh koh sabh kuch nahi milta... sirf kuch kuch milta hai... aur uss kuch kuch mein humme khush rehna chahiye....... Agar hum kissi musibath mein ho, toh humme hamesha dil ki awaz sunni chahiye... mere bauji hamesha kehte the ki agar hum musibath mein ho toh hum apni aankhen bandh karke dil ki awaz sunni chahiye aur agar dil kuch na kahe toh humme apni aankhen bandh karke apne maa bauji koh yaadh karne chahiye...

lol... I hope u all liked my bhashan... It's copied of from some SRK movies😆...but, I put our maharani's touch in it by adding her famous punch line: mere bauji hamesha kehte the😆
Hope u all liked it

Originally posted by: swan20

awesome bhashan Shiv......😆 😆 😆 😆.
awee... thank u Annu di😃
.........SRK ki jai ho........😛
SRK Zindaabaad!😆

Originally posted by: cutykoo20

i hav query
always her bauji says
is kaushalya dumb
hehe... good question... but I don't have the answer... go ask BT😆

hey shiv great bhashan liked it
thx sari😛

Originally posted by: shanu333