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Royal promo Jodhaa Akbar teaser The bride's all decked up. Aishwarya Rai in her favourite role nowadays. The groom's face is covered by a sehraa. Cut to trumpeting elephants, soldiers on horse- back, attacking armies. Finally, Hrithik Roshan appears - handsome and men- acing - in full armour, ready for battle. Can't figure out.. will this historical pageant make the grade or not? Ham dono Jamegi Jodi.Com, 9X, 11 p m Bespectacled girl runs a horoscope-driven matrimonial office. 'Cool' dude runs a matrimonial-dating service. The duo set up a widower uncle and widow aunty on a date. The elderly go to a bowling alley hob- , ble along in a mall and pig out on paani puri. Cute. But bespectacled girl HAMS. Stare case Jame Raho, Taare Zameen Par, MTV Early morning. Typically hassled mum helps husbandji pack suitcase for work trip. Wakes up elder son who dutifully studies, eats and leaves for school. Lastly, her dreamy younger son rolls out of, stares at the curtains, brushes his teeth, stares at the toothpaste foam dribble down his chin, sips his milk and stares at the pattern of the glass. Hassled mum packs him off to school but he doesn't stop staring. Bor- ing, no? Locket kiya jaaye Sirf Stories promo, Sab TV "I wish I had a gold chain to wear my lock- et," complains girl. "I wish I had a string for my guitar," sighs boy Next scene: boy's . at jewellery store, buying a gold chain for girl. Boy wishes girl Merry Christmas and gifts her the chain. Reminded me of The Gift of The Magi. Oh well. Blonde date Kasauti Zindagi Kay, Star Plus, 8.30 p m Hair streaked bright blonde. A complicat- ed bindi (look closely and it's an 'OM' sign) sits on a two-inch pan-caked face.. yes, it's Urvashi Dholakia. She seethes, pouts and threatens someone over the phone with Mughal-e-Azam'ish dia- logue: "Woh tumhe marne nahin dega aur main tumhe jeene nahi doongi!" Copy kiya to darna kya, eh?