Ok guys I am a little tired of life at the moment so let me take a funny crack at the famous Saksham death scene.
Saksham on the phone with P2: P2 I can die for you...**whack!!!**
Some guy hits him on the head. While Saksham tries to fight them away P2 gets worried. The windchime thinks Saksham is in trouble so I must fall now so it falls. The dupatta also hears the windchime and decides to get stuck. π
P2 thinks OMG the windchime and the dupatta are telling me that Saksham is in trouble I must go and save him so I am going to run. I am not going to take the car. I am not going to inform anyone. I don't care. I am going to run 10 miles to the waterfall. And I can save him. Awesome now let's run ππΌ...background music thinks ok she is gonna run 10 miles in 2 mins now to save Saksham...music please!! so music starts!!
Saksham is really badly beaten and the guy takes the gun out. P2 is still some 200 feet away. Ye she made it in 2 mins. Yahooo!!! Superwoman!!! πππ
Just then the guy points the gun at Saksham and waits (so how long should I wait before I shoot...aha till P2 is in front of Saksham I must wait...god P2 run fast...my hands are tired...you freaking ran 10 miles in 2 mins and you can't run 200 feet)...and he waits.
P2 finally gets there and so he pulls the trigger. P2 runs in front of Saksham. The bullet hits P2. P2 is hurt and in super slow motion she falls...the goons run away with Saksham staring at P2. P2 takes forever to fall but Saksham decides not to hold her coz she has to fall in the waterfall so that he can save her (even though he can't swim) and prove his love. So he is not going to even try and hold her while she falls straight down right in front of his eyes!!!π
After she falls...Saksham decides to jump into the water. So what if I can't swim I will also die. I won't call anyone. I won't inform anyone. I am not also going to try and find a way to get down there but I am going to jump from the waterfall when I have never swam in my life before. I am going to be superman and learn how to swim right now. P2 ran 10 miles in 2 mins I can learn to swim in one minute. Love will teach me. So what if I die...pyaar mein jeena pyaar mein marna!!!
Then by god's magic power Saksham learns how to swim and not only that he swims underwater and finds P2 and brings her up. Chalo pyaar ne tehrna sikha diya. Now I have one less thing to learn in life. πππ
P2 please wake up. P2...he hits P2 but P2 is unresponsive. OMG Saksham thinks...P2 is dead. π² No I an not going to check her heartbeat. No I am not going to check her pulse. I am also not going to try and give her a mouth to mouth resuscitation. But I know P2 is dead. I won't even try to call 911 or something similar. Whatver. I know she is dead. I am also going to die. I have to die.π
So here I go...I am going to die now. I am drowning. This is great. ππ I have been dying to die for P2...this is my chance now...Big P will know how much I love her coz I am so clever that I have decided to die without verifying if P2 is actually dead or not...and I didn't even try to take her to a hospital. Big P will be so proud of me. π I don't have to go to Gurukul anymore. π Total bliss. Man why didn't I think of dying before!! ππ
P2 on the other side wakes up while Saksham is in his dream world. She sees Saksham drowning. She screams his name.π² Saksham smiles P2 is calling me...I am coming P2. Give me 5 minutes. I will be dead soon. P2 keeps screaming his name. Saksham gets irritated P2 wait...I am coming...stop yelling!!!πππ He drowns and then hits his head.
In Heaven or Hell or wherever Saksham is:
P2 where are you?? Why aren't you here?? π² Shit are you still alive?? Shit...I didn't check your pulse. I didn't check your heartbeat. I should have taken you to the hospital. Shit...what the hell...I am here by myself. π₯Ί No no nono nono...I want to be alive again. π Saksham cries!!!Plz God plz...I don't want to be dead anymore.π
God Ekta : Don't worry beta...you will be alive. I will soon bring you back to earth to your P2. π
Audience: What morons!!! π‘ Actually it's all my fault. I made the mistake of giving all this power to that Ekta. When will I learn!!!
When will we learn and stop watching these shows??