"love only brings pain"
especially tru if ur the guy in ekta's story....
The Men
boys... b prepared to have ur fun filled/or simple/or nice life disrupted...
when she walks into ur life... u will either turn into a pyschopath(prithvi)...or u will end up thrown outta ur house(sujjal)..or ur happy go lucky life will take a turn for the worse(..too many here..angad,anurag,mihir etc etc...)
if by any chance u have a career..u can kiss it goodbye.... coz no matter wat u r... (huge tycoon who makes an entry with dogs and gaurds) or rockstar who has the world at his feet....once she's there... u crash to the ground faster then ur mom can say' love'...
also perhaps, u should get a piece of foam or an anesthetic cream for ur cheeks... coz sooner or later(most cases,its sooner) she will smack u... it may b ur own fault...... or it mayb a misunderstanding or may b becoze she just felt like it...(bored with life,my sis stole my makeup,my dad is poor...ummm wat can i do to make myself feel better..ah yes..of course.. i'll go slap him)..kashish has the record for this one..16 slaps in one scene
if u have a best friend... u mite as well say god bye to him... coz he's about to turn into ur arch rival...of course some will argue ,its not the girls fault.. but ,come on,...dont u see the pattern here... both the guys pay the price...(if U r the best friend...read up on how to turn into a psychopath for dummies...available at all leading bukstores)
u donot have the rite to misunderstand or doubt her..coz if u do...thats it... she will dump u ... and then proceed to make ur life miserable...she on the other hand can doubt u ,misunderstand u, blame u for murder,rape and tsunami and actually destroy ur reputation not to mention smash ur heart in a million gazillion pieces..and ur not allowed to say"ohh,aahh,,ouch'..
u asking her forgiveness is pretty useless ,coz first she will give u this whole gut wrenching lecture on the wonders of love and its pillars: trust and fidelity..and after half the audience is bored into a coma and the other half is strugglin not to, she will walk away and marry the other guy..(the said best friend or some other poor sap)..
should u b lucky enough for her to realise that once in a blue moon she was wrong about u and the reason she threw u in jail was a misundestanding on her part created by someone else(u of course r not allowed this liberty).. all she has to do is cry alil and sometimes not even that and fogetting all about the fact that u became a social pariah all thanx to her, u jump rite bac into the game...
however if ur lucky then u may actually live to see the end of the day....no on other thoughts if ur lucky u mite die.. atleast once or twice and b away from her for a few years...but b warned ... even half an ocean across she can still get to u(anurag twice..angad once) and u will either spend ur time plotting revenge(rare though and short lived).. or thinking up new and creative ways to beg her to forgive u..
in the end,boys.. its all ur fault... coz u fell for her big brown/black/honey eyes and pretty much threw away ur self respect(which ironically each of these ladies seem to have in abundant supply)
the above is just satire guys... so no offenceđ
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Anupamaa
