Hi All, I am posting my new FF here. The link will be added with other FF links at the Ronitian Hub. Well this is written by myself , and it basically includes my favorites. My biggest favorite is Ronit.
It's a hilarious take on the characters and NOT to be taken seriously. Still, apologies in advance if it hurts anyone's feelings, but the whole intention here is to laugh at the characters, so I hope no1 takes offense. I was going to post it only at the Hub but decided to post it here because Hub keeps getting closed after 150 pages. So, my advice is- if you are a very emotional fan of any character and take every character very seriously, then don't read on as u may feel hurt.
Part 1:
Scene1: Shopping Mall
Tulsi Virani and Prerna Bajaj are shopping. The Salesgirl tells them "Mams, we have a new offer. If you give us ur family photo, we'll put it in a nice photoframe and give it back to you- for free!!!"
Tulsi and Prerna are excited. Tulsi and Prerna take out 2 photos from their purses:
Tulsi: Take this one. Main aur mera mihir.
Prerna: Main aur Mr Bajaj. Actually, can you also add one more pic here that I have of anurag?
Salesgirl looks at the pictures and says "yeh to ek hi aadmi hai. Do you have the same husband or are you married to twin brothers???"
Tulsi and Prerna also look at each photo.
Tulsi : Yeh to mera mihir hai.
Prerna: yeh mr bajaj hai.
Salesgirl runs away.
Tulsi- Prerna face each other like 2 warriors.
Tulsi : He is my husband.
Prerna: No No He is MY husband.
Tulsi : He is my Mihir. You hv gone mad.
Prerna: You have gone mad . He is Mr. Bajaj.
Tulsi: Kahin tum mandira to nahi ho? Phir se plastic surgery karwa li kya?
Prerna: What??? Listen lady, I am not mandira. my name is Mrs Prerna Rishabh Bajaj and that guy is my husband- Mr Rishabh Bajaj. Got it?
Tulsi : Are jao jao- English bol ke jyaada smartness dikha rahi ho? I know English too. And listen u stupid woman, he is MY husband. Hamari shaadi ko 30 saal pure ho chuke hai. We have got kids.
Prerna : You listen to me. Hamari shaadi ko bhi 30 saal pure ho chuke hai and we have kids too. Mine, His and Ours.
Prerna starts counting how many total kids they have between them, including Tanisha. "1,2,3,4,5,6,7. SEVEN."
Tulsi: We have got GRANDKIDS.
Prerna: We don't have grandkids because I am just 25 and I can't play a grandmother. So all my kids and their spouses keep separating and disappearing. sm have miscarriages. But I won't play a grandmother for sure.
Tulsi: Arre yeh kaun paagal aurat hai? Lekin iske paas mere mihir ki tasveer kaise?
Prerna: Paagal kise keh rahi ho? I am hot and young, why would I play a grandmother?
Tulsi is very angry now. Prerna is also losing patience.
Tulsi : Tum to paagal lagti ho. Paagalkhane se bhag aayi ho kya? Wapas chali jao. Mere mihir ke sapne mat dekho.
Prerna is sooooo angry. She raises a finger at Tulsi and says.
Prerna : Tum tum tum....mere pati ko apna mihir kehna band karo warna...
Tulsi grabs prerna's wrist and twists prerna's raised finger. Prerna screams. Tulsi lets go of prerna's hand and says "Mujh se panga mat lo. Paayal se lekar Mandira tak, aur Mandira se lekar Meera tak- Maine sabko sabak sikhaya hai, samzi? Mihir is mine, and I am mihir's. That's the only truth."
Prerna is mad at Tulsi. She says "You crazy woman...how dare u" Prerna raises her other hand to slap tulsi. But tulsi holds her hand and slaps her.Thaad !!!thaad !!! thaad !!!thaad!!!
Prerna is shocked. For the first time in her life, some1 has slapped her like that. With the 4th slap, Prerna falls at a man's feet. The man helps her get up.
Prerna says, still whining in pain : Mr...Mr...Mr Bajaj!
Tulsi says: Mihir...
The man looks at prerna, and then at tulsi. Then he opens his mouth to say something...
END OF PART 1
Part 2 Begins
Before the man can say anything, Prerna hugs him tight and says "Mr Bajaj, Mr Bajaj- dekhiye na..she slapped ME. "
Tulsi pulls Prerna by her hair, gives her 2 more tight slaps and says : Besharam aurat! Tumhe sharm nahi aati? Mere hi saamne, mere pati ke kareeb jaane ki tumhari HIMMAT kaise hui?
Prerna says while rubbing her red cheeks: Mr Bajaj , aap kuch kehne wale hai ya main anurag ko bula lu yahan?
Tulsi : Mihir, kaun yeh hai paagal ? Tumhari kya lagti hain? Kahin mandira jaisa koi naya chakkar to nahi chal raha hai tumhara? Aur tum dono ke 7 bacche bhi hai?
Prerna : Mr Bajaj, yeh aurat kehti hai aap iske bhi pati hai.
The man finally says : Prerna...Mujhe pata nahi yeh aurat kaun hain. I don't know her.
(Yep he is Mr Rishabh Bajaj!!!)
Rishabh turns to Tulsi: Madamji, aap ki koi misunderstanding hui hain.
Prerna says to Tulsi :Sun liya? He doesnt know u. He loves me. Woh sirf mera hai.
Prerna is so happy, she starts dancing-Rock n Roll soniye!!!
Rishabh: Oh Prerna plz. Don't start dancing in the mall.
Prerna: Why not dear? When we dance together, we rock the universe!!Remember Kajra re..hori khele raghuveera..
Rishabh is embarrassed. He says "Prerna,stop it."
Tulsi: Yeah just stop it. and that song is OUR song. Gosh! Pata nahi kaisi kaisi aurtein mere pati ke peeche pad jaati hai! Waise mere Misterji hai hi itne handsome.
Rishabh: Dekhiye madamji-
Tulsi: It's ok mihir, I trust you. Chalo is paagal ko yahi rehne do. SHANTINIKETAN chalo mihir.
Rishabh says "Lekin tulsi- iska kya karu?
Tulsi: Karna kya hai? Iska pati sambhal lega ise. Hum kya kare?
Prerna stops dancing, and pulls Mr Bajaj by his hand. Tulsi pulls him by his other hand. They start arguing "Woh mera hai" "Nahi! Woh mera hai" "Mine" "Nooo he is MINE"
Rishabh screams "Stop it!!! U Crazy women!!! Leave me alone!!!"
They let go of him.
Tulsi: Mihir chalo.
Prerna: Shut up. and he is not mihir. His name is Mr Rishabh Bajaj.
Tulsi : Oh shut up. Badi aayi Bajaj wali. Aishwarya Rai ki copy karke apne aap ko Miss World samazane lagi ho kya?
Prerna : Oh shut up. Let's go Mr Bajaj.
Rishabh: Dekhiye madamji, mujhe meri patani ka saath hi jaana hoga. Waise yeh thodi paagal hai, lekin is ki taraf se main aapki maafi maangta hu.
Tulsi: Mihir, yeh kya keh raho tum?
Prerna: Yehi, ke yeh tumhara mihir nahi hai!
Now Tulsi gets angry.
Tulsi : Mihir, maine Ansh ko jis revolver se maara tha woh aaj bhi meri purse mein hi hain. Chup chap mere saath chalo.
Rishabh gets scared. He says "Prerna....I hv to go with this lady. Us ke paas revolver hai. "
Prerna : Mr Bajaj, how can u leave me like this?
Rishabh : Prerna, uske paas revolver hai. I am not taking any risk. Bye Prerna.
Rishabh and tulsi go. Prerna goes home. She is very angry with Mr Bajaj. After some time,Mr. Bajaj comes home. Bajaj : Prerna, I am home. Finally Tulsi ba ke saath bahar gayi to main wahan se bhaag ke yahan aa gaya.
Prerna : Tulsi Tulsi Tulsi. Aakhir yeh sab kya hain??? Aap uske saath kaise chale gaye??? I tolerate everything that you do, I love you so much, and you don't care for me at all.
Rishabh also gets angry. He says : Stop it Prerna. you are too much. Baat baat pe gussa hoti ho. I am fed up with you. tum yeh kyun bhool jaati ho ke main tumhara pati hu. Tumhara baccha ya tumhara student nahi!
Prerna : How dare you talk to me like that!!! Ab main yahan ek pal bhi nahi ruk sakti.
Rishabh doesn't react.
Prerna: Main ja rahi hu.
Prerna says again : Main chali jaungi.
Rishabh shows no interest in stopping her.
Prerna says finally : I give u five minutes to stop me.
Rishabh looks at her...and says 'Dekho Prerna..'
END OF PART 2
Part 3
"Dekho prerna..aaj agar tum chali jaogi to mera aur is ghar ka kya hoga? Kabhi yeh socha hai tumne?"
Prerna gets an ego boost but makes a scarier face to scare rishu further.
He contiues "Agar tumhe jaana hai to jao..lekin aaj nahi, kal jao"
Prerna says stubbornly "Mujhe aaj hi jaana hai"
Rishabh: Prerna, aaj to...aaj to..kaamwali bai bhi nahi aayi hai. Birju kaka bhi bahar gaye hai. Agar tum is tarah chali gayi to saara kaam kaun karega?"
Prerna is mad at Rishabh. Prerna's hand gets raised but he ducks and Prerna's hand hits the wall. Prerna screams in pain.
Prerna goes ahead to slap him again. Rishabh takes out a revolver from his pocket. "Tulsi se woh revolver maine le liya tha prerna. Slap karna chaahti ho mujhe?"
Prerna says "Ok ok I won't slap u . Keep it back in your pocket. "
Prerna thinks for a moment and says "Ab main kya karu. uummm...Anurag ke paas jaati hu."
Rishabh : Jaldi jao. Mujhe is ghar mein shaanti ke saath rehna hai.
Prerna: Shanti ke saath? yeh kaun hain? pahle woh tulsi aur ab yeh shaanti??? aap ne mera vishwas toda hain mr bajaj !!! Main aapka SARVANASH karungi.
Rishabh : Wow..I am SO scared!
Prerna: Ab main anurag ke paas jaati hu.
Rishabh: Bye, Have fun ! I will miss u. But I'll get some dogs so that I won't miss the shouting bhashans and some horror flick DVDs to replace the horror that u create in my house.
Prerna : That's it! We are SO over.
Rishabh: Should I drop you till Basu house?
Prerna: I dont believe I ever chose YOU over anurag. BIGGEST mistake of my life.
Rishabh: I know!!! Why did u do that to me?
Prerna: You know what, I am just going now. I can't stay here.
Prerna goes to anurag's house.
Rishabh goes to his room to take a nap. There at shantiniketan Tulsi finds out that Mihir is missing again. She goes out to search for him. She sees Prerna (who is going towards Basu house) . Tulsi decides to follow Prerna. She thinks Prerna is going somewhere to meet her mihir.
Prerna reaches Basu House. She sees anurag.
Anurag: Prerna tum?
Prerna : anurag...main tumhare paas wapas aa gayi hu.
anurag: huh?
Prerna: can i stay here in this house again?
anurag: Isnt Mr bajaj back?
Prerna: I hate mr bajaj. I want to stay with you anu my jaaaaan.
Anurag thinks to himself. "Lagta hai phir se memory loss hua hai"
anurag quickly goes inside and calls up bajaj house, and tushar picks up the phone.
anurag: tushar, is ur dad there?
tushar: he is sleeping. is it something urgent?
anurag: yeah..did ur mom lose her memory again?
tushar: No..I think she has gone for shopping.
anurag: oh ok, thanks.
prerna comes inside and says "anurag, I have left mr bajaj."
anurag: huh? really?
prerna: yes, ofcourse.
anurag: bechare mr bajaj..
prerna: forget about him. i want to stay in this house,can i?
Anurag is happy but he says : Give me time to think abt this.
Prerna: What's there to think abt?
Anurag: tumhara kya bharosa?
Prerna: nahi nahi, I mean it.
Anurag: Still, let me think.
Anurag goes inside.
Tulsi enters Basu house and sees anurag.
Tulsi : excuse me? Have u seen Mihir Virani- my husband?
Anurag: No...lekin aap hai kaun?
Tulsi : I am Mrs Tulsi Mihir Virani...Lekin Prerna yahan hain to mihir bhi yehi hona chaahiye.
Anurag : Prerna? Aap Prerna ko kaise jaanti ho?
Tulsi : woh prerna haath dhoke mere pati ke peeche padi hain. Woh besharam aurat mera ghar todna chahti hai. Meri shaadi todna chaahti hai. but i won't let it happen.
Anurag : Kya? Prerna yeh sab kar rahi hain? Pahle main, phir Bajaj, phir main, phir bajaj, phir se main, phir se bajaj aur ab yeh mihir?
Tulsi : lagta hai tum prerna ko chaahte ho.
Anurag : Haan. Meri 4 wives mein se woh meri sab se favourite wife thi.
Tulsi : Ohh ok. To phir tum ab use propose kyun nahi karte?
Anurag : Lekin main...kaise...I mean....
Tulsi : Daro mat. Main tumhare saath hu. I think u r a nice guy. Prerna needs some1 like u. And if Prerna marries u, she'l leave my mihir alone. Come on, do it. It's the best solution to this problem.
Anurag : But I am married to sam.
tulsi: SAM? u r married to SAM??? Ohh...uhh...so r u...what they call?
(Prerna is too embarrassed to mention the word 'gay'.)
Anurag: Uhh..uhh...yes.
tulsi: But this isn't right. hamare india mein yeh sab nahi chalta.
Anurag: I KNOW!!! But kya karein, dil ke haathon majboor hu.
tulsi: Tumhe Prerna se shaadi karni chahiye. And i'll find sm1 nice for that Sam as well. U dont have to worry abt him.
Anu: Really? U think I should go ahead?
tulsi: Sure.
Anu:Ok Thanks Tulsi. You are the sweetest and nicest woman I hv ever met...
Tulsi smiles and says "now go....don't waste time...ask her.."
Anurag goes to Prerna and says "Prerna, I want to ask u something."
Prerna : Ok ask.
Anurag : Kya tum phir se mera laal dupatta hawa mein udne dogi?
Prerna : What????
Anurag : I mean, will u marry me?
End of Part 3
PART 4
Prerna: haan anurag. Yeh to main kab se sun na chaahti thi.
Anurag : Gr8 !!! I'll tell every1.
He gives her a brand new laal dupatta.
The Basus start marriage preparations for prerna and anurag. The marriage is fixed for the next day. Anurag goes to shopping mall and buys a stack of beautiful laal dupattas for his trousseau.
At night, Rishabh goes to a bar to drink, as he is hurt by prerna's behaviour. A young man is sitting next to him. He is also drunk and whining.
Rishabh: arre yaar....tum kyun drink kar rahe ho?
New guy: My girlfriend betrayed me. I loved her, she loved me. But she thought I love sm1 else, so she left me and went to some1 else. and then she just disappeared. ppl say she is gone forever. Now I am here, crying and drinking for her. She is gone now.
Rishabh is deeply moved. He says "ur story is similar to mine. My wife left me today because she thinks I love sm1 else. But I love only my wife. But she doesn't understand...ur girlfriend is just like my wife. We are sailing in the same boat."
New guy drinks some more liquor.
New guy: Really? so u know how it feels, right? Main to us ladki se itna pyaar karta tha...aaj bhi karta hu..i wanted to give her all the happiness in the world..
Rishabh: I know!!! Even I felt the same for my wife. Lekin woh samzati nahi hai.
New guy: Haan...aur phir main sharaabi ban gaya- uske dard mein-bohot akela ban gaya..
Rishabh: Main bhi.
New Guy: We must rebel against these women. Who play with our hearts recklessly.
Rishabh. Yeah. You are my buddy now. I'll help u. I am Rishabh Bajaj. I am a businessman.
New guy smiles and says "Hello Rishabh, I am Akshat. Akshat Shergil. I am a practising lawyer."
They shake hands.
Akshat: Do u want to see my girlfriend's photo? She is very beautiful.
Rishabh: Sure.
Akshat shows his GF's photo, which is kept in his wallet.
Rishabh looks at the photo and is shocked. he shouts "KASAK????"
Akshat says "Is she similar to ur wife?"
Rishabh nods and says "Yes she is indeed similar to my wife. "
Then he says to himself "Prerna ne kasak ko yeh sanskar diye hai? Apne jaisa banaya hai? This is NOT acceptable to me. Because Kasak is my daughter. She is a Bajaj. And I'll not let her ruin Akshat's life."
Rishabh takes Akshat to his house. Kasak opens the door.
Akshat is drunk. He runs towards kasak but falls down as he can't stand properly. He says "Charu, charu....i love u. Tum zinda ho? "
Kasak: DAD?????who is this drunkard??? And why hv u brought him here?
Rishabh is not drunk like Akshat. He says firmly "U know VERY WELL who he is, don't u?"
Kasak: NO, I DON'T.
Rishabh: Shut up. Kasak, this nice boy loves u. aur tumne uske dil se khela- jaise tumhari ma ne mere dil se khela?But NO- I'll not let u ruin Akshat, like ur mom ruined me. U are marrying him tomorrow.
Kasak is shocked. She says "Dad, u must be kidding. This drunkard cannot even stand on his feet."
Rishabh: You are responsible for his condition. Once he marries u, he'll give up drinking. Right, Akshat beta?
Akshat has fallen asleep on the couch. Rishabh says "uuhh...ok...Let him sleep. Tomm. the wedding is on. And Kasak, let me warn u, if u disobey me this time, I'll exclude u from my will."
Kasak goes to her room and calls up Prerna. But her cell is switched off as she is busy in wedding preparations. Next morning, Rishabh takes Akshat and Kasak to a wedding hall, where he has made arrangements for the wedding. Kasak has no option but to listen to Rishabh, as she doesn't want to lose her share of property.
Anurag, his family and Prerna reach the same wedding hall. Tulsi also goes there, as she is invited by anurag. The two weddings are on the same floor, in two different halls. Tulsi sees Rishabh running around the corridor, looking after arrangements. But before she can reach him, he gets inside an elevator and disappears. Tulsi thinks to herself "Iska matlab prerna ne mihir ko yahan bhi bulaaya. Woh aaj bhi mihir ke hi peeche hai. Kitni besharam aurat hai yeh. "
In the hall, Tulsi and Prerna come in front of each other.
Prerna : Tum meri shaadi mein kya kar rahi ho? Get out.
Tulsi : I am here because my best friend anurag invited me. Main uski DOST hu.
Prerna : Anurag ki DOST? Woh to main thi. I didn't know he had any other DOST. I think u r lying.
Tulsi : No I am not. Pata nahi anurag jaise acche aadmi ne tum mein kya dekha?
Prerna : Oh shut up.
Tulsi : Ab chupchap batao mihir kahan hain?
Prerna : Mujhe nahi pata.
Tulsi : Tumhe hi pata hain. Bolo.
prerna: kahan na, mujhe nahi pata.
Tulsi : anurag tumhe itna chaahta hain, to phir tum uske saath khush kyun nahi rehti? mere mihir ko apne jaal mein kyun fasa rahi ho? ab batao mihir kahan hain? tum dono chup chup ke kahan milte ho?
Prerna : I don't know any mihir. I am busy with my wedding. Don't disturb me.
In the second hall, Kasak-Akshat wedding takes place.Rishabh takes them to airport, and puts them on a flight to goa for honeymoon and comes back to wrap up the ceremony.
In the corridor, Rishabh and anurag meet each other.
Anurag is shocked to seeRishabh. He thinks Rishabh is here to stop his wedding.
Anurag: Mr...mrr..bb...ajj..ajj..aap yahan...
Anurag is very scared.But Rishabh is in good mood. He says "Yeah. Mere begair yeh shaadi kaise ho sakti hai?"
Anurag is still scared. "uuhh...are u here to stop the wedding?"
Rishabh laughs. "Are u crazy?I wanted this wedding more than anybody else. More than even the dulha-dulhan. Aaj do pyar karnewale ek doosre se mil gaye hai, what can be more heart-warming, hain na Mr Basu? Main to pyar mein vishwas rakhta hu."
Anurag is so touched, he says with tears in his eyes "Mr bajaj, aap ka dil bohot bada hai. Aap mahaan hai."
Rishabh smiles "Maine kuch nahi kiya. Kasak and Akshat love each other. Unki shaadi karwana mera kartavya tha."
Anurag realizes that Rishabh wasn't talking abt his and prerna's wedding.
Rishabh says "Mr Basu, join me for lunch, To celebrate the wedding."
anurag : sorry but right now I can't.
Rishabh: Ohh..but why?
Anurag: I am also getting married.
Rishabh: YOU? really? AGAIN?
anurag : yep, yep, 5th time.
Rishabh : Mannn! You r one lucky chap! hey do u get discounts from the wedding contractors, caterers etc. as u r a regular customer?
anurag: I don't know....I didn't ask.
Rishabh : You should ask. If u want, I'll negotiate with them on ur behalf and see to it that u get the best deal.
Anurag : Ok thanks
Rishabh: Hey no need to say thanks! By the way, what's the name of ur patani?
anurag : Prerna .
Rishabh : no no no NO. that's the name of MY patani. I am asking u the name of the woman YOU r marrying right now!
anurag : Yes. I am going to get married to Prerna.
Rishabhj : What???
Prerna comes there.
Rishabh looks at prerna. She lowers her eyelids.
Rishabh asks prerna- "Is it true?"
Prerna looks up at Rishabh. Prerna and Rishabh stare in each other's eyes. "Answer me PRERNA. DAMN IT! IS THIS TRUE???" Rishabh asks Prerna in a raised voice.
END OF PART 4
START OF PART 5
Prerna says: Yes, it is true Mr. Bajaj.
Rishabhgrins. Then he says "Wow. Akshat got his love back. And crazy pendu prerna is finally out of my life. This is the best day of my life !!!"
Prerna is furious. She says "How dare u call me PENDU? How dare u?" She raises her hand to slap Rishabh but with 30 yrs experience, he ducks again. Unfortunately, anurag is standing next to Rishabh!!! thad ! thad ! thad ! Thad !Thad ! Prerna stops after five slaps.
Anurag : Why?????WHY EVERYTIME ME? Yeh mere saath hi kyun hota hain? Kyun God kyun?? Aakhir kyun???
Anurag starts crying.
Prerna : Oops sorry anurag.
Tulsi also comes in the corridor.
Tulsi : Prerna, tum yeh kya kar rahi ho? kyun bechare ko baar baar rulaati ho? Anurag ko tumne samaz kya rakha hai?
Prerna : Shut up u crazy woman. (then she again turns to Mr Bajaj)
Prerna : Mr Bajaj, aap ne mujhe woh sab kaise kaha? maine aap se itna pyar kiya, uski aap ko koi value nahi hain?
Tulsi finally sees mihir.
Tulsi : Mihir, kahan bhaag gaye the shanti niketan se ? Wapas chalo.
Tulsi says to both prerna and mr bajaj: to ab tum dono itne besharam ho gaye ho ke sab ke saamne khule-aam milne lage ho?
Prerna : Aakhir yeh tulsi aap ko baar baar apna pati kyun kehti hain Mr Bajaj?
Bajaj : Prerna, tum jao na Anurag se shaadi kar lo. Just leave me alone will u?
Tulsi: haan haan, suno mihir ki baat. Just leave him alone. Go with anurag.
Bajaj: Prerna, tumhe to khush hona chaahiye. tum donon ka itne saalon ka rishta....ajeeb dastan yeh hai...kasauti zindagi ki...blah blah blah... ab is umar mein hi sahi, tum dono saathsaath tootte taare count karoge, laal dupattas ki shopping karoge, anurag ki khatarnaak biwiyon ka milkar muqabla karoge....socho to- KITNA maza aayega na!
The pandit gets bored waiting inside. He comes there and says "Kanya ko bulayiye. Muhurat ka samay tal raha hai." Since anurag and prerna both are wearing identical red dupattas, pandit sees anurag's red dupatta from behind and starts pulling anurag with the dupatta saying "Kanya, chalo. Mandap mein baitho."
Rishabh says "Pandit ji..ek minute! 'kanya' yeh nahi hai. Inhe sirf laal dupatton ka shauk hai. 'Kanya' to yeh hai. Inhe le jayiye plz." Rishabh points at prerna. Pandit gets confused. "aap dono mein se jo kanya hai, wahan aakar baith jaye." He tells anurag and prerna, and goes inside.
Prerna: Mr Bajaj, aap acchi tarah se jaante hai, maine anurag se nahi, aap se pyar karti hu. Lekin mujhe kya mila? Sirf bewafai. Yeh..yeh tulsi aakar aap pe apna haq jama rahi hai. Now I'll marry anurag, so that u can also feel jealousy and hurt.
Anurag: What??? You love mr bajaj, but agreed to marry me only because Mr Bajaj betrayed you and u want to hurt him???
Prerna: Ummm..yeah. I mean- no...NO NO NO..
Anurag: Whenever Mr bajaj fights with you or leaves you, you come to me. And I support you. But when he comes back, you go to him. am I just the replacement guy for you?
Prerna: anurag, aisa kuch nahi hai. Tum to mere APNE ho. Mere DOST ho. Meri baat to suno-
Anurag gets upset and leaves the corridor. Tulsi says to Prerna : Kyun tum usko rulaati ho?
Tulsi goes after Anurag.
Tulsi: Anurag, I am sorry. Yeh prerna bhi na-
Anurag: Maine sam ke saath theek nahi kiya. Prerna jaisi pendulum ke liye maine sam ko divorce diya. Now Sam is going back to London. Sam.....I am sorry Sam...
tulsi: uhh..anurag...I understand sam must be a very special gay-I mean- GUY- in ur life..and I am sure he is a VERY handsome, caring man...
Anurag: uhh,,uhh what? MAN? Sam is not a man. She is a WOMAN.
tulsi: SAM IS A WOMAN? But Mihir and I had gone to USA last month and there they say 'Uncle Sam'??? and Mihir took me to watch Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna- in that movie amitabh bacchhan's name was Sam???
Anurag: But my Sam is Sampada. She is indian. and a very good wife. Loving, caring, pretty, intelligent. And I dumped her like an idiot. All thanks to YOU. Kya advice diya tulsi aap ne mujhe! 5 th shaadi ke chakkar mein 4th shaadi bhi toot gayi.
Tulsi: Oh no, yeh maine kya kiya. Mujhe sam ke paas le chalo. I'll apologise to her.
anurag and tulsi go to meet sam.
Sam is at the airport, all set to catch a flight back to London.
Anurag says :Sam plz, mat jao. I am sorry. I shouldn't have dumped you for Prerna. Woh to mera istemaal kar rahi thi-Mr Bajaj ki replacement bana kar.
Sam comes running to anurag and says : Oh AB...AB...accha hua AB tum meri flight se pahle aa gaye.
Anurag smiles. tulsi who is watching them standing at a distance also smiles.
Sam: I wanted to give u smthing that I forgot to give.
Anurag puts his hands on her shoulders, looks in her eyes and says : Give that 'something' to me now.
Sam says sweetly :Yahan? Sab ke saamne?
AB: Haan kyun kya hua?
Sam: Sab tumhe hi dekh rahe hai AB!
AB: To dekhne do! Humein kya? Sam ab aur intezaar mat karwao.
Sam smiles and blushes and says: AB, thoda paas aao.
Anurag moves closer to her.
Sam gives him a tight slap. Thad!
Anurag whines: Aaahhh...WHY ME? EVERYTIME?Yeh mere saath hi kyun hota hai??? Ek to Prerna slap karti hai, aur ab sam bhi???
Sam: Tumne socha bhi kaise ke main tumhare paas wapas aaungi?
Tulsi comes there and says: Sam, it is not entirely his fault. I pressurised him to do it. You know how good I am at giving lectures to people...Mujhe kya pata tha, that you are not a man....
Sam: WHAT?
Tulsi: Ab aaj kal naam bhi dekho na kaise hote hai.pata hi nahi chalta. Whether you are a man or woman..
Sam: AB- who is this woman???
Anu: She is Tulsi. My friend.
Tulsi: Sampada, Pati-Patni ka rishta bohot majboot hota hai, use aise tootne mat do. Aur Anurag ko apni galati ka ehsaas hai. Isne Prerna se shaadi nahi ki hai. Mandap ke saamne isne Prerna ko thukraya hai aur tum se milne yaha aa gaya. give him one more chance. Please?
Here Rishabh and Prerna are still at the wedding hall.
Bajaj : Prerna, u r too much. Poor anurag...i feel sad for him. tumhare liye usne sam ko ditch kiya, aur tum- chalo accha hai tulsi use samjhaane gayi hai.
Prerna: Aakhir yeh Tulsi hain kaun?
Bajaj: Pata nahi Prerna. But I hv met her in that mall for the first time. I dont know her and she is not my wife. I don't know why she keeps calling me mihir and thinks that I am her husband.
Prerna: Oh ok...Let's forget all this Mr Bajaj. Let's go home.
Bajaj : yeah....but u know what..I was just thinking...ke.. tulsi is actually much better than u. and it seems she really loves her husband a lot.
Prerna: WHAT? I also love u.
Bajaj: Yeah, but she is a better mother. A better housewife. I wish she had raised my kids instead of u. To phir kasak khud akshat se shaadi karti..mujhe uski akshat se zabardasti se shaadi nahi karni padti.
Prerna: WHATTT? You got kasak married?
Bajaj: what else do u think i was doing here at a wedding hall?
Prerna: I thought u came to stop my wedding with anurag!!!
Rishabh: Why would I do something as STUPID as that?
Prerna: Woh ladka kaun hai? Kya karta hai? Uske gharwale kaun hai?
Bajaj: Akshat Shergil. Accha khaasa lawyer hai. I met him at the pub yesterday so I dont know anything abt his family. He ws very drunk and he didnt' speak much..
Prerna: U met him at the PUB? just yesterday? and u dont know his familybackground? still u gave him our daughter? Mr Bajaj are u CRAZY?
Bajaj: he is a nice guy ok? so what if he is drunkard but I am sure he'll give up drinking after marriage.
Prerna is furious.
Prerna: you got MY daughter married to an unknown drunkard without MY consent?
Bajaj: She is MY daughter. I can decide about her life. And you anyways dont care abt her.
Prerna: Ofcourse I care abt her. But she hasn't been around for last 5-6 years!!!
Rishabh: Whatever! You have done enough to ruin her life. Now STAY OUT OF KASAK'S LIFE warna mujh se bura koi nahi hoga. Aur waise bhi, ab kya kar logi tum? They have already left for their honey moon.
Prerna: Mr Bajaj, Kasak ki shaadi meri permission ke bina karke aapne GUNAH kiya hai. Ab main aapka SARVANAASH karungi. I'll still fight for truth. Sacchai ki raah par-
Bajaj: Oh noo noo noo. Not the same crap again. You know what- I just can't take this crap anymore. I am going to go to tulsi. I am going to tell her that I am her mihir. she'll never find out that I am rishabh.
Prerna: Oh yeah??? FINE. and u also get this straight- anurag is much better than u. I am going back to him.
Bajaj-Prerna storm out . they see tulsi-anurag standing together.
END OF PART 5
Part 6
Rishabh: tulsi, I am ur mihir. mujhe maaf kar do.tulsi : haan mihir, maaf kar diya. chalo wapas shanti-niketan.
Rishabh :chalo chalo.
prerna: anurag, look I bought a new red dupatta for u.
anurag : thanks,I'll gift it to sampada.
prerna: WHAAAATTT?
anurag: yes, I am going back to sampada.
prerna: mr bajaj has gone with tulsi, u r going with sampada, to main kya karungi?
anurag: good question ! but i dont know the answer.
tulsi : bye anurag. aur sampada ko lekar hamare ghar jarur aana.
anurag goes to meet sampada. .tulsi and Rishabh leave for shanti-niketan in a cab.
prerna stands on the road wondering where to go and looking at the cab.
Just then, on the same road, a black Honda Civic stops with a jerk, a handsome man steps out of the car, looks around and says to himself "Tulsi...Kahan to tum? Kab se dhoond raha hu tumhe.."
He sees Prerna and asks her- excuse me, did u see my wife tulsi?
prerna hugs him and says : I knew it! You would dump Tulsi and come back to me. We belong to each other.
He pushes her away and says : WHO are you? Do know where Tulsi is? I cant live without her even for a moment..
Prerna says angrily: how dare you ask ME about TULSI?
He is confused: what? Dekhiye- Mera naam Mihir Virani hai. I am looking for Mrs Tulsi Mihir Virani- my wife. and who r u by the way???
prerna : ohhh. so u r mihir virani from shantiniketan.
mihir :yeah . but how do u know?
prerna: well sweetheart, ur wife just ran away with my husband.
mihir : what?????No way. Meri tulsi aisa kar hi nahi sakti.
prerna : No..I am telling u na..she went with my husband to sm village called shantiniketan.
mihir : ab main kya karu?
prerna: aur main kya karu?
mihir: let's go and find them. I am sure there is some misunderstanding. My tulsi must be in sm trouble.
Prerna: Uuumm...actually..let them go na...let's talk about 'Us'...how about having coffee at Barista?
Mihir: I cant...I mean..I have to find my wife.
Prerna: Mujh se dosti karoge?
Mihir: sure. but can you please tell me in which direction my wife went?
Prerna: uff oohh..wives aur husbands to aur bhi mil jayenge. DOSTI sab se important hai. Tum bhi mere 'apno' ki list mein shaamil ho jao na..
Mihir: I am not understanding whatever u r saying behenji.
Prerna: BEHENJI???
Mihir: Please please please help me search for my wife. I am sure she is in some museebat.
Prerna: She is not in any museebat.
Mihir: Ok listen- Now if you won't help me, I dont know what I'll do. Lekin agar meri patani ko kuch hua, to main tumhe bhi saza doonga.
Prerna is scared, and agrees to help mihir.
They find tulsi and mr bajaj in the parking lot.
mihir : tulsi, yeh sab kya hain? aur yeh kaun hain mera humshakal?
tulsi : mihir ? tum? to phir yeh kaun hain?
she turns to rishabh and asks - sach sach batao tum kaun ho?
rishabh: main rishabh bajaj hu. owner of Bajaj Group. prerna ka pati.
mihir : Wow he is my lookalike.
Rishabh: wow I never knew I had a humshakal.
mihir: aur bhi log hai. There is kunal veer pratap singh, Ishan Masand,kevin, anna, and a young chap called Sunil...
rishabh: accha? that's nice. all of us shud meet up for dinner sometime.
Mihir turns towards tulsi: Tulsi, kahan thi tum? You know how much I missed you. Shopping mall mein mujhe office se phone aaya -jaruri meeting thi, so I left. But I sent u SMS.
Tulsi:"Cellphone ki battery down thi. And I was busy running after HIM. " She points to Rishabh.
Mihir: Tum theek to ho na?
Tulsi: Haan. Jab mera mihir mere saath hai, to mere paas sab kuch hai.
Mihir: Tumhara mihir hamesha tumhare saath hai. Ab ghar chalein? I am hungry- U better make some dhokla for me now.
tulsi : alrite. i am taking real mihir with me to shanti niketan.
rishabh is upset. He says: i'll go back to bajaj house alone and look after my kids.
tulsi(to rish) : ohh...such nice dad u are.....u r such a sweetypie rishabh..so caring and smart and....
mihir getting jealous: i am standing RIGHT HERE!!!
tulsi : yes yes ofcourse. let's go home.
anurag-sam come there.
prerna : anurag yeh tum theek nahi kar rahe ho. i am television's aishwarya rai. aur yeh to kuch bhi nahi hai mere saamne.
anurag : but she has always been by side throughout last 25 yrs. and she loves me unlike you who just uses me to make your childish and possessive husband jealous. so many times u and/or mr bajaj hv insulted me, I still come back to your door..
Rishabh whispers to mihir: Like a loyal dog..
Tulsi says sternly: Enough Rishabh.
Then she turns to Anurag and says: You have made the right decision, and I am so happy for you and sam.
Tulsi and anurag turn to Prerna and Rishabh and say together: u two selfish idiots r only good enough for each other.
Anurag gifts one red dupatta to mihir.
Anurag: Mihir bhaisaab, yeh lijiye meri taraf se aap ko gift.
Mihir says suspiciously- Lekin yeh hain kya???
Anurag: LAAL DUPATTA.
Mihir: HUH???lekin - matlab- main iska kya karunga? Aap shaayad Tulsi ko yeh gift karna chaahte hai?
Anurag: Nahi, this is used by both men, and women.
Mihir: I really don't think so Anurag ji.
Anurag: Main itne saalon se yeh pehen raha hu. Aap bhi ko yeh lena hi padega.
Mihir is STUNNED. He looks at Rishabh to seek some explanations. But Rish only shakes his head helplessly.
Tulsi: Rakh lo na mihir.
Mihir takes the dupatta, says thanks and hands it over to tulsi.
Anurag then starts gifting another red dupatta to Rishabh.
Rishabh folds his hands and says- Arre nahi nahi Mr basu, mere paas already bahut saare dupattas hai , jo aapne ke gift kiye hai. ab buss bhi keejiye. cupboard mein rakhne ke liye jagah nahi hai. Main yeh sab use nahi karta. koi bhi mard aise ladkiyon wale kapde use nahi karta. All ur dupattas are just gathering dust in our house.
Anurag: Yeh ek aur le lijiye na mr bajaj.
Realising that there is no point in arguing, Rishabh too accepts the dupatta, says thanks and hands it over to Prerna.
mihir-tulsi and anu-sam go from there.
Rishabh and prerna are left alone on the road.
prerna: this is all ur fault.
Rishabh whines: tulsi...i wanted to go with her...
prerna whines: anurag...i wanted to marry him..
Rishabh: now what?
prerna: As usual, we are stuck with each other!
Rishabh: Hey- no 'WE' business OK? Ab main chala apne raaste, aur tum jao apne raaste. I am fed up of our fights.
Prerna: Fine. I'll go. I'll be independent woman. I'll find a job for myself.
Rishabh: Achha? In that case, I might have a job offer for u. As a professional..
Prerna asks curiously:"Tell me !!!"
Rishabh: Birju Kaka is so old. I am going to ask him to stay as senior member of my family now. But he shouldnt do so much work around the house. So I am looking for a replacement..wanna apply?
Prerna is furious. She holds his shirt . As they get closer..their anger for each other starts melting..ufff..with so much heat, gussa pighal to jayega hi na!
Prerna: I am sorry, I suspected u due to mihir and tulsi.
Rishabh: I am sorry I came and disrupted ur wedding with anurag.
Prerna: I knew you would come..and I knew you would disrupt..that's what I love about u !
I just wanted to make u feel hurt and jealous. I am sorry..
Rishabh smirks.
Me? Jealous of anurag basu? CRAP! But I am jealous of mihir virani...tulsi is such an ideal wife.
Prerna: What rubbish!
Risabh laughs: Hahaha, and now who is getting jealous?
Prerna's face is red with anger..her hair is falling on her cheeks..and as always, Rishabh just can't stop himself from moving his fingers in her hair.
Prerna says : Ek baat poochu?
Rishabh: " Kyaaa." He streches the 'aaaa' lazily. He is busy playing with her earring.
Prerna: Is that boy..Akshat..really right for our daughter?
Rishabh: Yes, I think so. He is a nice guy. I am sure they'll be happy together.
Prerna: I want to meet them soon.
Rishabh smiles.
Rishabh: Main ek baat poochu?
Prerna: Kya?
Rishabh: Am I really childish like Mr basu said?
Prerna pinches his nose and smiles: Yes u r. But it's Ok.
Rishabh: Ok!
They go and sit in Rishabh's car.
Rishabh says while driving: To kya socha tumne?
Prerna: Kis baare mein?
Rishabh: That job offer is still on..
Prerna looks at him angrily. He is focusing on driving now.
She looks at him..he is just so handsome..Mr. Perfect.
Prerna: Why don't you shave that stubble?
She just wants to find some excuse to argue!
Rishabh: Kyun tumhe kya problem hai meri stubble se?
Prerna shuts up.
Rishabh: batao na...kya problem hai?
Prerna is beetroot red. Rishabh smiles to himself.
Rishabh: Soch ke batana haan baad mein..whether u want me to keep the stubble or not!
Prerna after 5 minutes: Arre aap kahan jaa rahe hai?
Rishabh: Ghar!!!
Prerna: Meri shopping adhuri hai! Mujhe wapas mall le chalo!
Rishabh: Woh peeche reh gaya.
Prerna: Turn back...
Rishabh: Arre tum baad mein chali jaana na..
Prerna: Nahi mujhe abhi jaana hai-
And they fought happily ever after.....😃
Pati Patni Aur Panga
Jaane Anjaane Hum Mile
Tum Se Tum Tak
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
Vasudha
