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ruchu_ronitu

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Posted: 18 years ago

#11

lolz... its really nice guddi.. keep postin.... 😉

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prerna4rishav

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Posted: 18 years ago

#12

Lolz....SUPERB bachelor theory 😆 😆 😆
Now take this.....
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DON KA MESSAGE SAMAJHNA MUSKIL HI NAHI NAMUMKIN HAI!!

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ruchu_ronitu

@ruchu_ronitu

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Posted: 18 years ago

#13

1. before marraige "MAD" for each other..... after marriage "MADE" for each other.... and after 10 yrs of marriage "MAD" BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER....... LOL! 😆

2. dosti karo college waali se, pyaar karo office waali se, bahar jaao pados waali ke saath, aankh ladao saali se... aur ... aur.. aur... aur... "MAAR KHAO GHARWAALI SE......."

3. Aansu tere nikle toh aankhein meri ho.... dil tera dhadke toh dhadkan meri ho..... khuda karein ki dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki..... "NAUKRI TU KAREIN AUR PAGAR MERI HO..." LOL! 😆

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prerna4rishav

@prerna4rishav

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Posted: 18 years ago

#14

I am so soft that u can find ur finger prints if u touch me.....
I have a fair complex....
My smell charms u....
I kiss u every morning very very very deeply....

I am COLGATE 😉

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ruchu_ronitu

@ruchu_ronitu

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Posted: 18 years ago

#15

yh DON wala is nice one.. 😆 i hv that too n was goin to post only.... but now i wont do it... lolz... 😆

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prerna4rishav

@prerna4rishav

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Posted: 18 years ago

#16

Osama Bin LAden's fav song....
'Main nikla..o plane leke..o raste par..o New York mein..
Ek mod aaya..main Twin Tower tod aaya.....'

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ruchu_ronitu

@ruchu_ronitu

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Posted: 18 years ago

#17

wat is friendship??? hun.... u happy, i happy... u sad, i sad.... u cry, i cry....... u laugh, i laugh....... u jump out of window, i still laugh.... hahahahahahahahaha... lolz...😆

A sardar daily climbs up a tree n sits over there...... WHY??? B'COZ HE THINKS THAT HE IS A BRANCH MAANGER.... LOL!

this one is damn nice....

GHUNGHAT mein tujhe dekha toh DEEWANA hua, shama ka PARWANA hua, masti ka MASTANA hua....... par jaise he ghunghat UTHAYAA...... "IS DUNIYA SE RAWAANA HUA..."

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prerna4rishav

@prerna4rishav

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Posted: 18 years ago

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Dekh kya rahe ho?Machhar hai....Mar do na!!

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ruchu_ronitu

@ruchu_ronitu

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Posted: 18 years ago

#19

KITCHEN MEIN KADAI AUR COOKER HOTE HAIN... COOKER KEHTA HAI.... " AYE KADAI TU KITNI KAALI HAI....." toh kadai kehti hai...." PHIR BHI TU SEETII (WHISTLE) MAARTA HAI NA....."

apun dono mein SMART KAUN? INTELLIGENT KAUN? GUD LOOKIN KAUN? CHARMIN KAUN? DASHIN KAUN? FAMOUS KAUN? WOH TUM TOH NAHIII TO FIR.... "BACHAA KAUN????"

once a tchr told all d students in a class to write an essay on a CRICKET MATCH.... all were busy writin... except one SARDARJI.... he wrote..."DUE TO HEAVY RAINS.... NO MATCH..."

SMILE says i MISS u.... KISS says i LOVE u.... when girl friend says I WANT TO MARRY U..... THEN JUS TURN AROUND AND SAY "HI SIS HOW R U????" 😆 😆 😆

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ruchu_ronitu

@ruchu_ronitu

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Posted: 18 years ago

#20

one more.... after that i'll post tonite after kzk....

wen we talk or chat wid each other.... u think i m nice.. i think u r nice... u think i m cool... i think u r cool.... u think i m sweet... i think u r sweet... u think i m cute... i think u r cute.... u think i m SMART........ AND I THINK U R RIGHT!!!!!!!

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