Member VS. Member: Akriti Vs. Julekha ;) - Page 5

Originally posted by: MainEkHasina

Basu - anuraugs mom
(knock knock)
door is opened

bajaj : mrs basu itne raat aap yaha sab kayriyat tho hain, Prerna ghar nahi hain woh uske maa ko dekhne gai hai

basu: mujhe pata hai darasal main aap se kuch bhaat karni hain

bajaj: ji haa aye naa andar aye

basu: bachche ghar main hain?

bajaj: nahin woh sab bahar hain

(soflty) basu: gud

bajaj: ji aap ne kuch kaha

basu: nahin nahin kuch nahin

bajaj: yeh app kya kar rahe hain

basu: khirki laga rahi hoon woh kya hain na mujhe jo kehne hain who zara personal hain

bajaj: mrs basu sab tik hain na mujhe bohut gabrat ho rahi hain

basu: kuch tik nahin hain mr bajaj agar maine aap ko sab sach sach bata diya hota bis saal pehle mujhe yeh din nahin dekhna na parta

bajaj: din magar ab tho raat ho gai hai

basu: main masak nahin kar rahi hoon mr bajaj mera feelings ko aise aap maat tukraye

bajaj: feelings kayka feelings aap sab kech kul kar kyon nahin bata thi

basu: theek hain kul kar bata thi hoon

(she takes her coat off to reveal a ranunchy number 😆😆😆 clothing)

bajaj: mrs basu yeh sab kys hain

basu: apne tho kaha tha kool kar bhaat karne ki

(she is drawing near to him)
(he backs away)

bajaj: mrs basu yeh ab ko kya ho gaya hai aap nashai main tho nahin samaliya aapne aap ko


basu: wahhi tho bhaat hain main aapne aap ko aur nahin saamaal sakte 20 saal kar chuki hoon aab apko sab sach sach batani paregi

(she drawing more nearer and him backing away more)

bajaj: kya sach

basu: woh sach jo maine bis saal se chupai hain

bajaj; aap kyon bis saal bis saal bol rahi hain sab kuch ........

(interrupts)

basu: main aap se pyaar kati hoon

bajaj hits the sofa and falls down on it

bajaj: KYA KE RAHI AAP thames paar aye main shaadi shuda hoon aap mera maa saman hain

basu: maa samaan hoon maa tho nahin hoona naa waise bhi prerna tho aap ki beti ki jaise umar hain aur main bhi tho abhi jawan hoon

bajaj: mrs basu aap haath paar kar rahe hain

basu: maine aap tak tho kuch nahin kiya haath tho dur ki bhaat hain, dekhiya kisiko nahin pata chalega yeh hamari beech rahe gi

bajaj: (stands up) BAS AB CHUP

basu lets her sari's acal fall (the part of the saree that goes over the shoulder) to the floor

bajaj: MRS BASU

and bajaj faints

(END SCENE)

😆 Well done!!!😆

OMGGGGGG!!!!! Thts ROTFL stuff!!!!!! I'm seriously laughing out loud soooooooo much!!!!!!! OMG!! Juleka u ROCK, BABE!!!


-Ria

Originally posted by: MainEkHasina

Basu - anuraugs mom
(knock knock)
door is opened

bajaj : mrs basu itne raat aap yaha sab kayriyat tho hain, Prerna ghar nahi hain woh uske maa ko dekhne gai hai

basu: mujhe pata hai darasal main aap se kuch bhaat karni hain

bajaj: ji haa aye naa andar aye

basu: bachche ghar main hain?

bajaj: nahin woh sab bahar hain

(soflty) basu: gud

bajaj: ji aap ne kuch kaha

basu: nahin nahin kuch nahin

bajaj: yeh app kya kar rahe hain

basu: khirki laga rahi hoon woh kya hain na mujhe jo kehne hain who zara personal hain

bajaj: mrs basu sab tik hain na mujhe bohut gabrat ho rahi hain

basu: kuch tik nahin hain mr bajaj agar maine aap ko sab sach sach bata diya hota bis saal pehle mujhe yeh din nahin dekhna na parta

bajaj: din magar ab tho raat ho gai hai

basu: main masak nahin kar rahi hoon mr bajaj mera feelings ko aise aap maat tukraye

bajaj: feelings kayka feelings aap sab kech kul kar kyon nahin bata thi

basu: theek hain kul kar bata thi hoon

(she takes her coat off to reveal a ranunchy number 😆😆😆 clothing)

bajaj: mrs basu yeh sab kys hain

basu: apne tho kaha tha kool kar bhaat karne ki

(she is drawing near to him)
(he backs away)

bajaj: mrs basu yeh ab ko kya ho gaya hai aap nashai main tho nahin samaliya aapne aap ko


basu: wahhi tho bhaat hain main aapne aap ko aur nahin saamaal sakte 20 saal kar chuki hoon aab apko sab sach sach batani paregi

(she drawing more nearer and him backing away more)

bajaj: kya sach

basu: woh sach jo maine bis saal se chupai hain

bajaj; aap kyon bis saal bis saal bol rahi hain sab kuch ........

(interrupts)

basu: main aap se pyaar kati hoon

bajaj hits the sofa and falls down on it

bajaj: KYA KE RAHI AAP thames paar aye main shaadi shuda hoon aap mera maa saman hain

basu: maa samaan hoon maa tho nahin hoona naa waise bhi prerna tho aap ki beti ki jaise umar hain aur main bhi tho abhi jawan hoon

bajaj: mrs basu aap haath paar kar rahe hain

basu: maine aap tak tho kuch nahin kiya haath tho dur ki bhaat hain, dekhiya kisiko nahin pata chalega yeh hamari beech rahe gi

bajaj: (stands up) BAS AB CHUP

basu lets her sari's acal fall (the part of the saree that goes over the shoulder) to the floor

bajaj: MRS BASU

and bajaj faints

(END SCENE)

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Originally posted by: akkudi

amna tujhe to maar dalungi mein!😆

kya yaar,itni achi task di hai tumhein.Apne janu❤️ ko love letter likho>bus

Originally posted by: akkudi

To my darling Sharad,

I have been feeling this since the first day I saw you. The way you looked and the way you were feeling shy…It was just amazing. I fell for you the first time I saw you and I know I had to have you. My heart has already found it's way you.

I want you and no one else. You mean everything to me. You have to know you're the one, and only one I want. Not only are you perfect for me. Only thing I can say is my heart is set on you.

The way you look in the sets of Kasauti just blows me off. I am very jealous that sneha is with you. I hope you feel the same way as I do. Remember….Love is a connection of two hearts….

I LOVE YOU.

I WANT YOU.

I NEED YOU.

Love Always
Aakriti

nice one akki😆but it should be more funnier

Originally posted by: MainEkHasina

Basu - anuraugs mom
(knock knock)
door is opened

bajaj : mrs basu itne raat aap yaha sab kayriyat tho hain, Prerna ghar nahi hain woh uske maa ko dekhne gai hai

basu: mujhe pata hai darasal main aap se kuch bhaat karni hain

bajaj: ji haa aye naa andar aye

basu: bachche ghar main hain?

bajaj: nahin woh sab bahar hain

(soflty) basu: gud

bajaj: ji aap ne kuch kaha

basu: nahin nahin kuch nahin

bajaj: yeh app kya kar rahe hain

basu: khirki laga rahi hoon woh kya hain na mujhe jo kehne hain who zara personal hain

bajaj: mrs basu sab tik hain na mujhe bohut gabrat ho rahi hain

basu: kuch tik nahin hain mr bajaj agar maine aap ko sab sach sach bata diya hota bis saal pehle mujhe yeh din nahin dekhna na parta

bajaj: din magar ab tho raat ho gai hai

basu: main masak nahin kar rahi hoon mr bajaj mera feelings ko aise aap maat tukraye

bajaj: feelings kayka feelings aap sab kech kul kar kyon nahin bata thi

basu: theek hain kul kar bata thi hoon

(she takes her coat off to reveal a ranunchy number 😆😆😆 clothing)

bajaj: mrs basu yeh sab kys hain

basu: apne tho kaha tha kool kar bhaat karne ki

(she is drawing near to him)
(he backs away)

bajaj: mrs basu yeh ab ko kya ho gaya hai aap nashai main tho nahin samaliya aapne aap ko


basu: wahhi tho bhaat hain main aapne aap ko aur nahin saamaal sakte 20 saal kar chuki hoon aab apko sab sach sach batani paregi

(she drawing more nearer and him backing away more)

bajaj: kya sach

basu: woh sach jo maine bis saal se chupai hain

bajaj; aap kyon bis saal bis saal bol rahi hain sab kuch ........

(interrupts)

basu: main aap se pyaar kati hoon

bajaj hits the sofa and falls down on it

bajaj: KYA KE RAHI AAP thames paar aye main shaadi shuda hoon aap mera maa saman hain

basu: maa samaan hoon maa tho nahin hoona naa waise bhi prerna tho aap ki beti ki jaise umar hain aur main bhi tho abhi jawan hoon

bajaj: mrs basu aap haath paar kar rahe hain

basu: maine aap tak tho kuch nahin kiya haath tho dur ki bhaat hain, dekhiya kisiko nahin pata chalega yeh hamari beech rahe gi

bajaj: (stands up) BAS AB CHUP

basu lets her sari's acal fall (the part of the saree that goes over the shoulder) to the floor

bajaj: MRS BASU

and bajaj faints

(END SCENE)

Originally posted by: MainEkHasina

Basu - anuraugs mom
(knock knock)
door is opened

bajaj : mrs basu itne raat aap yaha sab kayriyat tho hain, Prerna ghar nahi hain woh uske maa ko dekhne gai hai

basu: mujhe pata hai darasal main aap se kuch bhaat karni hain

bajaj: ji haa aye naa andar aye

basu: bachche ghar main hain?

bajaj: nahin woh sab bahar hain

(soflty) basu: gud

bajaj: ji aap ne kuch kaha

basu: nahin nahin kuch nahin

bajaj: yeh app kya kar rahe hain

basu: khirki laga rahi hoon woh kya hain na mujhe jo kehne hain who zara personal hain

bajaj: mrs basu sab tik hain na mujhe bohut gabrat ho rahi hain

basu: kuch tik nahin hain mr bajaj agar maine aap ko sab sach sach bata diya hota bis saal pehle mujhe yeh din nahin dekhna na parta

bajaj: din magar ab tho raat ho gai hai

basu: main masak nahin kar rahi hoon mr bajaj mera feelings ko aise aap maat tukraye

bajaj: feelings kayka feelings aap sab kech kul kar kyon nahin bata thi

basu: theek hain kul kar bata thi hoon

(she takes her coat off to reveal a ranunchy number 😆😆😆 clothing)

bajaj: mrs basu yeh sab kys hain

basu: apne tho kaha tha kool kar bhaat karne ki

(she is drawing near to him)
(he backs away)

bajaj: mrs basu yeh ab ko kya ho gaya hai aap nashai main tho nahin samaliya aapne aap ko


basu: wahhi tho bhaat hain main aapne aap ko aur nahin saamaal sakte 20 saal kar chuki hoon aab apko sab sach sach batani paregi

(she drawing more nearer and him backing away more)

bajaj: kya sach

basu: woh sach jo maine bis saal se chupai hain

bajaj; aap kyon bis saal bis saal bol rahi hain sab kuch ........

(interrupts)

basu: main aap se pyaar kati hoon

bajaj hits the sofa and falls down on it

bajaj: KYA KE RAHI AAP thames paar aye main shaadi shuda hoon aap mera maa saman hain

basu: maa samaan hoon maa tho nahin hoona naa waise bhi prerna tho aap ki beti ki jaise umar hain aur main bhi tho abhi jawan hoon

bajaj: mrs basu aap haath paar kar rahe hain

basu: maine aap tak tho kuch nahin kiya haath tho dur ki bhaat hain, dekhiya kisiko nahin pata chalega yeh hamari beech rahe gi

bajaj: (stands up) BAS AB CHUP

basu lets her sari's acal fall (the part of the saree that goes over the shoulder) to the floor

bajaj: MRS BASU

and bajaj faints

(END SCENE)

😆nice one julu