Jokes on JW-more on page 4

UW asks JW what type of girl u would like to marry son.

JW: dad she should be like moon.

UW: U mean she shld be as bfl as moon.

JW: no way dad as then i will die unmarried, i mean to say moon in the sense who comes in night and goes away in morning.

JOKE 2

Meera was in bed with AD and both were making passionate love and suddenly JW called up and then suddenly AD tried to get up and started getting ready when Meera again pulled him down on her saying don't worry we have enough time as JW is playing cards with u and ur friend circle.

Joke 3

JW visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.

Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."

"Why complain?" said the counselor.

"You're still getting the same service!"

Joke 4

aditya asked JW: "You looked troubled," "what's your problem?"

JW replied, "I'm going to be a father."

"But that's wonderful," aditya said.

"What's wonderful? My wife

doesn't know about it yet."

The 2nd one was great....😃😆


Nice ones Swati...😉

lol hahahahahah those were really hilarious 😆 bechare jai k haath dhoke tum peeche padi ho lol ok ok i know u r pissed bout wat he is doin in ks right now, but since i gave up watchin that crap.....i still luv him as b4 hehehehe but still i luv d way u murder him eid ur jokes 😆 😆 😆 goodddddddddd goinggg!!!!!!

😆.
Pls do keep them coming.

JOKE I

JW just got out of medical school announced to his wife BW that he planned to specializein gynecology.

When she asked him why he chose gynecology., JW simply answered , "there's lot of openings"

JOKE II

Nurse to JW: how old r u?

JW: None of ur business.

Nurse: but doctor must know ur age for his records.

JW: Well, first multiply 30 by 2 and then add ten, got this?

Nurse: yes 70.

JW: All right now subtract 70 and tell me what do u get.

Nurse: Zero.

JW: right and that's exactly the chance of me telling u my age.

JOKE III

JW was chief gynecologist in one of hospital (at the hospital lookin gthru the glaass at the newly arrived babies. Kitchy kitchy koo, look she smiled, isn't she adorable.

Friend to JW: But the babies did not smile.

JW: i was talking about the nurse idiot.

JOKE IV:

JW as a doctor and meera was nurse.

JW: Meera did u took the patient's temperature.

meera nurse (brainless): no no doctor i have not stolen anything and patient might have left that somewhere.

hahahahahaha!! keep em cuming! 😆 😆

Liked number 2 🤣🤣 theres an idea to use for the time when u dont want to tell ur age! 😆

-- gna use as a link for the update 😃

Henna x

henna yaar there is so much tension about what is gonna happen so i thought about posting some jokes. 😉

i want to post one more but that is too bold and i don't think that is allowed on forum 😆

hehehehehehe bold jokes.. they are the funny ones aswell 🤣

keep postin jokes.. makes it lighter here and nice to read 😆

sam,i know the last one, but will PM u one more in morning and then u can run after me with belans as that will be using ur JW only 😆