Bani Dixit / Aparajit Deb ONS in 2 weeks!

Dear members,

It again gives me great pleasure in communicating with you all some really good and delightful news in regards to a once well mannered and polite waitress turned horrible and nasty villain from Mount Abu. Yes members, I'm talking about Bani Dixit / Deb / Bond.

It has come into circulation within the Positive Pia ranks today that very soon (in 2 weeks time), a defining and crucial moment shall arise which will shock the life out of Mr Walia. Mr Walia is highly regarded in our circles as he is the sweetheart of our goddess of perfection, Princess Pia and the biological father to Veer Walia. He needs to remain in good working order so our goddess Princess Pia can complete yet another extraction process of the Walia seed!

As the title of the topic suggests, yes, there is to be a heavenly one night stand between Bani Dixit and Aparajit Deb! Yipee! I can already imagine the events now.

Aparajit Deb will say:

"Durga Ji, Aparajit Deb nay (long pause), iss din kee bahot intazaar ki (long pause)" "Hum dono ki Suhaag Raat (long pause), bahot adbhut and andekhi hogi" (long pause), Durga Ji (long pause), Aaj raat hum dono ek hojayengay, yay Aparajit Deb kay fitrat mai hai"!

Bani Dixit will say:

"Thank you Mr Deb, Aap nay bilkul teek kaha, yay mujko manzoor hai! Aur mai aap ke saath zaroor Suhaag Raat bana ungi!" (The background music of Aparajit Deb then kicks in!).

This will be on par but slightly lower that the heavenly Dubai 1 night stand between Jai & Pia, the consummation night of Bani Dixit and Aparajit Deb will go along way in re-uniting the 2 lost souls that have drifted so far apart recently, Jai & Pia Walia.

As I said in a previous topic, we, the Positive Pia Campaigners are in great hope and anticipation at the upcoming events in which our goddess of perfection shall rise from her suffering and misery and with determination and willpower, will succeed in capturing her lost sweetheart Jai Walia by hook or by crook! Our hopes are, soon after the Bani / Aparajit one night stand consummation, due to take place in 2 weeks time, the night after their should be Jai & Pia's much awaited one night stand consummation! This way all 4 individuals can enjoy the delights of their soul mates in a sincere and genuine way. Everybody is happy and this way and the Walia / Deb Residences will both be full of bliss and happiness!

Kasamh Se will be red hot in 2 weeks time by showcasing 2 separate one stands between the main 4 individuals! I'm definitely looking forward to the Jai & Pia ONS. I'm sure our goddess has the tools all ready for the extraction process of the second Walia seed!

Regards,

Rakhi,

(Unofficial Spokeswoman to Pia Jai Walia)

LMAO can i have copy of this ons to 🤣

seriously thank you for this good news 😆 😆
Bani is as bad as pia is good 😆

A win win solution for all 😆

love deputy spokeperson nina

Originally posted by: Arwind

Yo stick to campaigning for your 'Princess Pia' and leave Bani alone. Seems like you've taken a sudden shine to our Bani, campaigning for her...shocking!

Ps. This is not even remotely funny!

wow! well said!

how come Rakhi? sudden change??

Originally posted by: masterp1

Dear members, Dear Rakhi

It again gives me great pleasure in communicating with you all some really good and delightful news in regards to a once well mannered and polite waitress turned horrible and nasty villain from Mount Abu. Yes members, I'm talking about Bani Dixit / Deb / Bond. of all the names u put down you forgot WALIA.. her actual name 🤔

It has come into circulation within the Positive Pia ranks today that very soon (in 2 weeks time) ooo you can count! 😃 soo proud of u.. , a defining and crucial moment shall arise which will shock the life out of Mr Walia. What Pias gonna leave the house?! YAY!!!!!!! Chak De phatte!!! Mr Walia is highly regarded in our circles as he is the sweetheart of our goddess of perfection, Princess Pia and the biological father to Veer Walia. wheres the DNA report??? im still waiting.. He needs to remain in good working order so our goddess Princess Pia can complete yet another extraction process of the Walia seed! AKA Male Rape..

As the title of the topic suggests, yes, there is to be a heavenly one night stand between Bani Dixit and Aparajit Deb! Yipee! I can already imagine the events now. WAIT!!! it seems ur bkin Bani up here.. hmm..

Btw.. the chances of that happenin are about just as equal as me usin a frisbee n it will hit Tony just above his eye and that his cut will need stitches.. NOT goin to happen 😉

Aparajit Deb will say:

"Durga Ji, Aparajit Deb nay (long pause), iss din kee bahot intazaar ki (long pause)" "Hum dono ki Suhaag Raat (long pause), bahot adbhut and andekhi hogi" (long pause), Durga Ji (long pause), Aaj raat hum dono ek hojayengay, yay Aparajit Deb kay fitrat mai hai"!

🤣man thats classic!! 🤣

Bani Dixit will say:

"Thank you Mr Deb, Aap nay bilkul teek kaha, yay mujko manzoor hai! Aur mai aap ke saath zaroor Suhaag Raat bana ungi!" (The background music of Aparajit Deb then kicks in!).

Dheem dheem Ahh! 😆 erm i think not..

This will be on par but slightly lower that the heavenly Dubai 1 night stand between Jai & Pia, the consummation night of Bani Dixit and Aparajit Deb will go along way in re-uniting the 2 lost souls that have drifted so far apart recently, Jai & Pia Jimmy Bob Watsit.

Nothing can beat the Dubai one night stand.. but the chances of AD and Durga gettin freaky.. er.. Zilch..

As I said in a previous topic, I, the Positive Pia Campaigners are in great hope and anticipation at the upcoming events in which our goddess of perfection shall rise from her suffering and misery and with determination and willpower, that will happen no doubt.. Pia always comes bk.. she never gives up.. ever! will succeed in capturing her lost sweetheart Jai Walia by hook or by crook ! well she will do anything to get jai thats for sure Our hopes are, soon after the Bani / Aparajit one night stand consummation, due to take place in 2 weeks time, the night after their should be Jai & Pia's much awaited one night stand consummation! carry on breathing!! 😆 This way all 4 individuals can enjoy the delights of their soul mates in a sincere and genuine way. Everybody is happy and this way and the Walia / Deb Residences will both be full of bliss and happiness! haha! i can imagine this scene.. ill sketch it for u.. 😉

one room for Durga and AD.. another room Pia and Jai.. by accident the brides switch and you have AD and Pia (awww a match made in heaven dont u think! ) and Jai and Bani.. (the forum tells u about them 😆)

Kasamh Se will be red hot in 2 weeks time by showcasing 2 separate one stands between the main 4 individuals! I'm definitely looking forward to the Jai & Pia ONS. I'm sure our goddess has the tools all ready for the extraction process of the second Walia seed!

your right.. KS is goin to be really good in the two weeks.. but obviously i think for differnet reasons 😆

Regards, Regards

Rakhi, Henna,

(Unofficial Spokeswoman to Pia Jimmy BobWotsit) (Tonian Tony Tiger)

Rakhi you beat me to this post. I was thinking the same thing after seeing the article about the future. This must be the biggest, the most revolting and the most horrific twist NB can imagine.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Please, I want to throw up - Bani and AD ONS!!! I can't survive another ONS. I am still scarred from the last one (even thought Princess Pia raped my Baby).

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Sonia.