PIA'S LOGIC
Pia and her friend Sonia were sitting on a bench talking, and Sonia says to Pia, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
Pia turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"
CAR TROUBLE
Pia pushes her car into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops Pia for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
RIVER WALK
Pia goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another lady on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" the lady shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
Pia looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
AT THE DOCTORS OFFICE
Pia goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
Pia took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then! She pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're related to Mrs Walia, are you?
"Well, yes" she said, "I'm actually her sister."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that a woman [Pia] behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" Pia yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
IN A VACUUM
Pia was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
FINALLY, A JOKE TO END ALL PIA JOKES!!!
A girl was visiting Pia, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. Pia responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered Pia.
" They're watch dogs!"
Jhanak
