woh kaun thi ff pt1-13 updated

trying my hand at writing for the first time.please let me know if u want me to continue..........

I am starting this from the point when Bani finds out the white saree came from walia house

Part 1

Bani : Mr Walia (Smiling & wearing the white saree looking like shes ready to go to a party)

Jai : (Shocked) Bani tum? Yahan?

Bani : Aapne mere liye itna acha gift bheja, wouldnt I even come here and thank you for it?

Jai : (Thinking) did she not read the letter?

this was surely not the response he was expecting.......tears, anxiety, concern maybe but what was this?

B :(looking in a mirror) But u know what this saree would have been super-cool in pink.what do u think..........

J:(thinking)oh no! The stress has finally gotten to her.The poor thing has lost her mind.....I should call Dr.Naima.

(aloud) Bani tumhari tabiyat to theek hai na..............?

B: (smiles sweetly and turns away from the mirror to look at Jai) what can possibly happen to me.You r the one jise marne ka naatak karne ki hobby hai. (her expession changes suddenly) why dont I kill u myself and get it over with.

She picks up her purse from the table and starts hitting jai with it. jai grabs it and moves away from her. bani picks up files and starts throwing them at jai.

J: bani stop it.

B:after the whole hospital fiasco................u knew how much u hurt me with that..............(hits him with the cell phone)......and now u do this.............r u that stupid or do u think i am? Meri jaan nikaldi aapki is harkat ne...........

(thows anything she can find at jai)

J: bani..........stop that................yeh kya bachpana hai...........

She picks up the paper weight and throws it at jai he ducks and it hits the flower vase on the side table causing it to break .

J: I cant believe you did that. tum janti ho usse mujhe kitni chot lagti? Mera haath fracture ho sakta tha.

B: Wohi to mai cahti thi.

Bani picks up another paper weight but Jai catches her hand before she can throw it. They look into each others eyes.

Jai: Bani, mein.........

Just then they hear a discreet cough.Aditya is standing at the door.Apparently he was summoned by Jai's secretary when she heard all the noise coming from the big boss' cabin.

Both Jai and Bani turn toward the door.They see about a dozen employees quickly dispersing,trying to look buzy and supressing their smiles. Bani is even more infuriated by all this and mumbling i never want to see you again walks out of the office Jai running after her.

part 2

Jai follows Bani outside the building and sees her get into her car and drive off.He decides to follow her.why is it that everytime I try to get close to Bani the only thing I succeed in doing is drive her furthur away? serves me right for asking moronic Sahil for advice and then actually following his hare brained plan.Now what will I do...............Thus thinking he looks around realising that without thinking he has followed Bani into a rather seedy area of the city.Now what is his sati savtri type wife doing in a place like this.........suddenly Bani takes a turn and stops the car in an isolated street. Jai stops at a distance behind some trees so as not to be seen and gets out of his car.Just as he is about to walk up to his wifes WagonR he sees a black leather clad man ride up to her on a black Harley. typical John Abraham from Dhoom..........Bani gets out of the car and smiles at the stranger.She never smiles at me like that............thinks an envious Jai. how does my wife know this Tom Cruize wannabe anyway? Meanwhile Bani is in deep conversation with the biker.He hands her a CD, gets on his bike and leaves.Bani looks around and she too gets into her car and drives away leaving a confused and jealous Jai staring after her.

Part 3

"I cant believe I am doing this ................Me the mighty Jai Walia, in this Maruti ...............following my wife like some psycho stalker ...............what am I reduced to? Mere naukar bhi isse acchi gaadi chalate hain..............."
This had been going on for 2 days now.Seeing Bani in that alley with that Tom Cruize look-alike , Jai had not known what to think.He trusted Bani completely yet he could not deny what his own eyes saw. Who could that stranger be..................? a friend..............a cousin maybe..............?But if that was the case why all this cloak and dagger?
For a while Jai had considered hiring a private investigator.But what if word got out? Did he really want to deal with that kind of publicity?F inding out himself had seemed like the most practical option at the time.
But after 48 hours of sitting in this cramped Maruti, following Bani from mall to mall, he was beginning to question the sanity of his plan.........
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Bani smiled as she saw Jai's red Maruti parked across the street from her place.This was going better than she had hoped. If things kept going this well she would be back in Walia mansion soon................and Jai would think it was his idea. What she didnt get was why Jai was following her ........Surely he didnt suspect ....................."No! No, thats impossible" she thought."i have covered my tracks well"
She gets out her binoculars to get a better look at her darling hubby.He seems to be on the phone looking really uncomfortable in the restricted space of the small car. Her heart goes out to him..............."oh! My poor jaanu...........Have I ever seen you so miserable..............kya kya kar raha hai mere liye..............."
She stops herself suddenly "Jaanu? yeh kya soch rahi ho Bani? You cant forget what you are here for............You cant have these feelings for him........................."
The ringing of her cell snaps her out of her thoughts.Bani looks at the caller ID and smiles. We hear her say "Yes Sir.............everything is in place. We set the plan in motion tomorrow"

Part 4

Jai checks his watch for the 10th time in a minute.Its still 2:48am 😡 Cars had been coming and going from Banis compound but since
he couldnt see the entrance he couldnt tell who they were. 😕 He looks at his watch again 2:49am. 😡 Is his Rolex still working?Appears to be..............

2:50am.....What is the sound?
Music..........? 😕
And it seems to be coming from Banis house.Yahan haath pe haath dhare rehne baithe rehne se kuch nahi hoga.........
I should go and check it out myself.........

Jai climbs over the compound wall and slowly walks across the lawn . 😉
Jai is stunned by the scene that greets him. 😡 Bani is sitting in a mandap looking gorgeous in a pink lehnga. 🤢 And next to her was the biker from the alley. 😡 😡 😡 Still in the leather. 😡

No!it couldnt be...........Bani couldnt be marrying this........this........man. 😡 😡 She was still his wife.
He sees massi standing behind the couple. 😉 "Are munna tu aa gaya.Chal akar kanyadaan kar de". 😆
Jais world has turned upside down. 😒 The John Abraham wannabe is putting sindoor in Bani maang. 😲 She looks up at jai smiles and says &a mp;n bsp; &a mp;n bsp;
"Mr.Walia,uthiye Mr.Walia"
Jai wakes up to see Bani knocking on his cars window.
Bani:"Mr.Walia,uthiye Mr.Walia"
He gets out of the car and hugs a confused Bani. 😃 😃 "Bani,tum ne shaadi nahi ki.Oh God!I am so happy"
Bani looksat him as if he has lost his mind. 😕
Bani:Mr.Walia go home teen din ho gaye hain.Its not funny anymore. 😡
Jai:Tum jaanti thi.
Bani just stares at him..............and starts walking away.
Jai:Bani ek cup chai mil sakti hai?
he follows her towards the house.
They reach the door Bani frowns and says:Oh 🤬 🤬 !
Jai:Kya huwa?
Bani:Aap ke chakar mein main keys lana bhool gai.

Part 5

Jai:Ab kya 🤔
Bani:Ab kya? mujhe knock karna hoga. 😔
Jai:Magar ghar mein to koi nahi hain na................. 😕 😕
Bani knocks on the door.
Bani:knock knock 😛
Male voice:Whose there? 😉
Bani:Bani 😉
Male voice:Bani who? 😉 😉
Bani:Bani Dixit. 😆
😃 😃
The man and Bani both start laughing. 😃 😃 😃 Jai gives a look which says this is the most ridiculous knock knock joke i have ever heard. 😡 😡 😡
The door opens and the same biker guy is standing in front. 😡 😡 He is wearing shorts with no shirt showing off his muscles.
Jai:Who the hell is he Bani. 😡 😡 😡
Bani:Oh he is Dev. 😉
Jai:Why is he here? 😡 🤢 😡
Bani:because this is his house.and i am a paying guest here. 😊
Jai:Not anymore.You are coming home with me.
Bani:I am at home.
Jai:Bani stop messing with me. 😡 you are comming with me. go get your things. 😡
Bani: Mr.Walia i am not going anywhere.
Jai:Why ? you wanna stay here with your boyfriend? 🤢
Bani:Think whatever you want i dont owe you any explaination.
Jai is about to say something when Dev interferes .
dev: Hey its 3 in the morning dude go home. You heard her she doesnt wanna come with you.
Jai: Your mother loves you a lot right?
Dev confused:yeah
Jai:well then she is going to miss you, coz i'm gonna kill you 😆 😆
Saying this Jai moves forward to punch him when Bani stops him.
Bani:Mr.Walia pagal ho gaye hain kya aap. 😒 Main ne aap se kaha na ke main kahin nahi ane wali aap please jaiye yahan se. 😡
Jai: (now very angry) : 😡 you know what Bani 😡 i have had it with your childish behaviour. 😡
Saying that he picks up Bani like a sack of potatoes and starts walking. 😆
Bani:(shouting): 😳 😡 Mr.Walia chodiye mujhe.Dev help me.
Dev starts running behind them. 😆 😆
Jai opens the back door of the car and throws Bani inside. 😊
Sits on the drivers seat.Turns on the child lock and starts driving. 👏 😉
Bani:You cannot do this.
Jai:Really i think i already did. 😊
Bani keeps on shouting Jai gets really irritated and asks "Whats your problem?"
Bani:What is my problem?You picked me up threw me in this small car where i am unable to sit properly and you want to no what is my problem? 😡
Jai:(now really irritated as his head is aching) Bani shukar karo ke maine tumhe diki(trunk) me nahi dala.Which by the way seems like a mistake now. 😆
Bani is shocked and keeps quite.
The car stops in front of Walia mansion.
Jai:Now shut up everyone is sleeping and i dont want to wake them up.

Part 6
They walk inside the house.Its dark and Bani cant see anything.Bani just bumped into a table.
Bani:Ouch!
Jai:(already irritated)Tum dekh ke nahi chal sakti kya?
Bani:I am not a cat I cannot see in the dark.
Jai just smiles and walks towards their room.
Bani:Mughe bhook lagi hai.
Jai:Itni raat ko?
Bani:Kyun bhook bhi koi time pe lagni cahiye kya?Dev hota to abhi bhagkar mereliye kuch le ata.
Jai:Acha to apne Dev ko phone karo wohi tumhare liye kuch laye ga.
Bani:Theik hai apna mobile degiye.
Jai:Rehne do.Kitchen mein kuch hoga.
As Jai and Bani move towards the kitchen,Jais mobile rings.
Jai:Itni raat gaye kis ka phone ho sakta hai?
He recivies.
Jai:Hello
Voice:Hi this is Dev.Bani hai?
Jai:Yeh time hai kisi ko phone karne ka?
Dev:Dekiye i wouldnt have botherd to call you agar aap Bani ko utha kar nahi le gate.Woh apnamobil;e ghar par bhool gaye hai.Ab please mera time mat waste kegiye aur Bani ko phone degiye.
Jai to Bani:Think of the devil and the devil calls
Bani:Devil?
Jai:Worse - its Dev.
Bani just stares at him and takes the mobile.
Bani:Hi Dev.................Ya I am missing you too.
Jai is just standing there listining to her.
Bani:Just a minute Dev.(to Jai)Dont you have any manners give me some privacy.
Jai laughs
Bani:(on the phone)Wait Dev.I will go outside.
Bani leaves.Meanwhile Jai is looking in the fridge for food.He comes near the window and hears Bani say"dekho Dev tum mughe yahan phone mat karo.Agar Mr.Walia ko pata chal gaya to..........Haan mein hi tumhe karungi..........Bye take care."
Jai moves away from the window as Bani comes in.
Bani:Kya kar rahen hai aap.
Jai:Apke liye khana nikal raha hoon maharani ji.
Bani:Hatiye mein karti hoon.
Bani is looking for food in the fridge.
Jai:To Dev kya keh raha tha.
Bani:Agar mughe aapko batana hota to mein aapke samne baat nahi karti?
Jai keeps quite.
Just then a beetle flew in through the window.Bani was obviously irritated by its noise.Bani picked up a knife from the table and without looking threw it behind her and continued her work.Jai immideately turned back and saw the beetle on the wall with the knife attached to it.


Jai:Wow how did you do that.I didnt know you could do that.
Bani:Mr.Walia there are a lot of things about me that you dont know.
She took the plate in her hand and left leaving a confused and shocked Jai behimd.
They enterd the room.As soon as they opend the door they hear the window shatter.was that a bullet?
Bani:Mr.Waliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Part 7
Bani hugs Jai as she gets scared by the loud noise.
Bani:Sorry
Jai:No problem at all.
Bani:Yeh aawaz kahan se aai?
Jai:Lagta hai guest room se aa rahi hai.
Bani:To dekhiye na jake mera muh dekte kyun khade hue hai?
Jai:Ja raha hoon na.tum aaj kal bohot bolne lagi ho.
Bani ignores him and leaves to check out what is happening.They walk into the room and see Ranveer and Raashi fighting.Seeing Jai and Bani Ranveer leaves the room.Bani looks at Raashi she is crying.
Bani:Raashi kya hua tum ro kyun rahi ho?
Raashi doesnt say any thing.
Bani:Kya hua Ranveer ne tum se kuch kaha kya?
Raashi:Woh mein opera ki practise kar rahi thi.
Bani:kya????????????????????
Raashi:mein ne seekha hai aur mujhe neend nahi aa rahi thi to mein ne soncha ki kyun na practise kar lun.aur take unhe disturb na ho main yahan aa gaye............magar aap yahan kya kar rahi hain?
Bani:woh hamare kamre ki kanch tooth gaye toh hum dekne aaye the.
Raashi:Unki bhi aankh usi se khuli.Aap to janti hai na ke opera to chilla chilla kar gana padta hai isiliye main ne waise hi gaya aur khidkiyan tooth gaye.Aur unho ne mujhe daant diya.
Jai:main usse baat karta hoon.
Jai leaves.He goes to Ranveer he is standing near the broken window.
Jai:Ranveer tum ne raashi ko kyun dantaa?Opera uski hobby hai jaise pooja tumhari.Kya woh tumhe mana karti hai jo tum use mana karte ho?tumhe kya hota hai agar woh practise kare? & amp; nbsp; & amp; nbsp; & amp; nbsp; & amp; nbsp; & amp; nbsp; Ranveer:Kuch kuch hota hai mamaji aap nahi samjhenge.
Jai:Mein saab samaghta hoon.Tumhe jalan ho rahi hai ki tum uski tarha nahi gaa sakte hai na?
Jai smiles while Ranveer just stares at him thinking has he lost his mind what the hell is he talking about?
Jai:Ab jo hogaya so ho gaya tum usse maafi mang lo.I am sure woh tumhe maaf kar de gi.waise bhi bade bade deshon mein aysi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hain.
Jai walks out.
Meanwhile Bani is talking to Raashi.
Bani:What?He scolded you cuz you were singing.This is too much.He has crossed his line.He is so far away from the line that he cant even see the line.The line is a dot to him.
Raashi:?????????????????????
Bani:Listen tum ne bohot seh liya abh tum wohi karogi jo tum chati ho.Aur haan abh yeh sati savitri hone ka natk chodo.Isse koi faaida nahi hota.Meinne try kar liya hai.Abh tum mere jaise bano.Aur suno nahi tumhara pati itna mahaan hai na hi tumhari saas.To tum saasu ma ki baatein sunna chodo jo tumhe karna hai tum woh karo.
Raashi:Magar mami main yeh kaise..............woh to................meri maah saman hai.
Bani:Agar tumhari maah Lalita Pawar type ki hai to phir han Jigyasa aunty tumhari maah saman hai.
Raashi:To kya mein unse kaise pesh aao?
Bani:Raashi kya ghoda kabhi ghaas se dosti kar sakta hai?Kya cockroach kabhi raid se dosti kar sakta hai?Kya machar coil se dosti kar sakta hai?to phis ek bahu saas se dosti kaise kar sakti hai?
Jaj bhartiya naari jaag
Buri bahu ban kar laga de ghar mein aag.
Raashi:Theik hai mami.Lekin mein yeh sab kaise kar sakti hoon?
BAni:Raashi mein tumhe yeh hamesha ke liye karne ko nahi keh rahi hoon.bus tab tak jab tak woh lig tumhe apna nahi lete.Aur agar tumhe koi bhi help ki zaroorat ho to tum bejhijak mere paas aa sakti ho.
Ab tum so jaao hum subha baat karenge.................raashi meri baton par dhyan dena....................good night
Raashi:Good night.
Both of them leave..........................................
NEXT MORNING
Everyone is shocked to see Bani at home.
Masi:Bani merri munni to aa gaye mere munna ke paas?
Bani:Mein aap logon se door kaise reh sakti thi.(looking at Jai)Mujhe aap sab ka pyar khinch laya.
Jai is shocked.Jai is even more shocked when he sees Dev enter the house
Bani:Dev(Goes and hugs him)...............Aao mein tumhein sab se milati hoon.
Taking him to wardsd the family.
Bani:Yeh massi hai.............Yeh Aditya uncle hai...................Yeh Saahil hai Rano ka pati..............Yeh Rano hai..................Yeh Jigyasa aunty..............Aur Mr.Walia ko to tum jante hi ho.
Aur yeh mera sab se acha dost hai Dev.
Dev says hi to everyone and everyone loves him (even Jigyasa)
Dev:bani tum ne mujhe bataya nahi ki tumhare 3 behnein hai.
Bani:Nahi Dev mere to 2 hi behne hai ............ek Pia aur ek Rano.
Dev:Oh my God!mein ne soncha Jigyasa aunty bhi tumhari behen hai.
Jigyasa is very impressed.
Bani:to Dev tum yahan kaise?
Dev:Tum kal raat apna mobile bhool gaye thi na use hi lautane aaya hoon yeh lo.
Jai:De diya na.Ab jao.
Massi:Are munna yeh kaisa tareekha hua mehmanoh se baat karne ka?
Dev is about to laugh when he hears massi call Jai munna but controls.
Bani:Are mein to tumhe kisi se milana hi bhool gayi.
Dev:Kis se?
Bani:Raashi se.Ruko............(shouts)Raaasssssshhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiii.
Raashi comes out of her rooms.Looks down and shouts Paulo and comes down running and hugs Dev.
Raashi:Oh i missed you so much.When did you come to India?


sorry was toooo long hope i didnt bore you

Part 8
Raashi:when did you come to India paulo?It has been so long.We last met in Rome didnt we?And how is Matt?Is he still sooooo cute?Remember how Matt and i were inseperable that summer? Oh paulo i'm so glad to see u.Saying this she hugs him again

Ranveer is doing his pooja and on hearing his wifes excited chatter comes to see whats going on.He is shocked out of his wits to see his sati savitri wife in the arms of a tall good looking stranger.Look at that hair Ranveer thinks.Baal hain ya spagetti,so long.Aur woh ajeeb sa bracelet kyun pehna hua hai?Bilkul ladki lag raha hai.

Everyone is shocked to see Raashi acting that way.

Jai:I knew it.I knew he is a liar,a crook.Now tell us Mr.Dev or Pualo or whoever you are.Who are you and what are you doing here?

Dev:I am really sorry but i am Dev and not pualo.and i am here to return Banis mobile.

Raashi is shocked.

Dev:Lets start over.........Hi i am Dev.

Raashi:Hi Dev i am Raashi. and sorry about that.(they shake hands)

Dev:No problem...........................ok ab mujhe chalna cahiye...........................to Bani hum aaj raat mil rahain hai na?

Bani:Of course

Jai interupts:Not

Bani:excuse me?

Massi:Are munna kya hua agar woh jana cahti hai to?Jaa Bani aur Jai tu bhi uske saath ja.

Jai:No way.

Bani:Han massi inhe kyun aap kabab mein haddi bana na cahti hai?Aur waise bhi wahan sirf youngsters aate hain Mr.Walia wahan kya karenge?

Jai:actually massi aap theik keh rahi hain.aur waise bhi mein apni biwi ko kisi anjane aadmi ke saath kaise jane de sakta hoon?Kisi ka kya bharosa(looking at Dev)

Dev:Ok then we will meet around 8ish?

Bani:Ya i will pick you up.

Dev:ok Bye everyone.

Everyone(except Ranveer and Jai):Bye Dev aate rehna.

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Jai and Banis bedroom

Jai:Tum kyun Pick up karogi usse?woh nahi aa sakta?

Bani:Nahi uske paas time nahi hain.

Jai:Acha doosroh ki biwi ko ghumane ke liye he has time but not to pick you up?

Bani:aapko kya problem hai?Aap kyun uski gaadi mein jane ke liye tadap rahain hai.aapko sharam nahi aati you own a BMW and you want to go in a Ford?

Jai:Bani nakhre band karo.I will not tolerate this anymore.

Bani ignores him and leaves.

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Raashi is dissappointed .She goes outside and sits on the bench in the garden.She removes the peice of paper from her purse which Dev had given her while shaking hands.it says
"Raashi meet me at our usual place at 5...............................love P"

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Raashi returns home at 7 and looks pleased with herself.

Ranveer:Where were you?

Raashi:Out

Ranveer:dont act smart.You left at 3 and youre coming at 7?

Raashi:I know i saw the time.aur usme act karne ki kya baat hai?aapko nahi lagta ki mein smart hoon?aur aapko meri yaad kyun aa gaye?pooja ka kuch ssaman nahi mil raha tha kya?

Raashi walks off..........................Ranveer notices somthing on her hand

Ranveer:Raashhhiiiiiiii.

Raashi:Peche se aawaz nahi diya karte.Kya hai?

Ranveer:Shut up.Yeh tumhare haath mein kya hai?

Raashi:yeh bracelet.

Ranveer:Seriously i thought it was a huge ring.

Raashi:See i knew you needed glasses.

Ranveer:bakwas band karo.This bracelet belongs to spagetti head?

Raashi:Who?

Ranveer:Tumhara laadla Dev aur kaun.

Raashi:Kyun duniya mein sirf ek hi insaan ke paas yeh ho sakta hai?

Ranveer:tum usse milne gaye thi?Aur yeh Matt kaun hai?

Raashi:Tumhe jo sonchna hai soncho.Mere paas tumhari fuzul ki baaton ke liye waqt nahi hain.
aur sunno main ne tumhe bohot seh liya ab mein wohi karungi jo main cahti hoon.

Ranveer:Hey Bhaggu I am so scared.Ab tum kya karogi Raashi ji?(laughing)

Raashi:Tum ne mujhe challenge kiya hai na.Baccho ab mein tumhe bata ti hoon ki suhagan nagin kaise banti hain

Raashi walks off leaving a shocked ranveer behind.

Part 9

Its 730 and Bani is getting ready.Jai comes in.Bani is wearing pink backless stinggy top and a black mini skirt.

Jai:Tum yeh kapde pehen kar bahar jane wali ho?

Bani:Nahi mujhe deewane kutte ne kata hai na isi liye mein yeh kapde pehen kar ghar mein baith rahi hoon.

Jai:Oh my God that explains your weird behaviour. and you waited this long to inform me.Did you take the injections?

Bani:Am i suppose to laugh?

Bani is ready now she gets up looks at Jai.

Bani:Main is dress mein kaisi lag rahi hoon?(turning around)

Jai:Dress ho to bolun na.You are not going to go out in this dress

Bani:Its already 8 and we are late.

Jai:We could not would not want him to wait.(making a face)

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All three of them are at the disco.

Jai:(thinking looking at Dev and Bani who are sitting next to each other )Look at her i am her husband she is supposed to sit with me.Why the hell are they sharing their drinks?What does she see in this shady character?

Dev:so tell me Mr.Walia did you guys have a love marrige or an arranged marrige?

Jai:Love

At the sam time as Jai Bani says "arranged"

Dev gives a confused look.

Dev:Make up your mind guys.

Bani:ofcourse arranged.Kyun ke love ke bina love marrige to ho hi nahi sakti na Dev.

Bani:Hey Dev they are playing our song lets dance.

In the background ...............................

Teri meri love story ka angle
Teri meri love story ka angle
Yaad kare gi duniya pal pal
Ruk jaao
Sambhal jaao
is angle mein hai trinagle
Yaad karegi duniya pal pal.

Jai:(thinks)What do they think they are doing.this is not even a song on which you can dance.Actually it shows our current situation.I have to get rid of him and soon.

Dev and Bani return.

Jai:agar tum dono ki nautanki khatam ho gayi hai to chalein?

Bani:haan Dev ke saath ghar jaate hain aur coffee pe kar aap use uske ghar par chod dena.

Jai:hello.......Walia mansion is not Starbucks or Cafe coffee day where any one can come at any time and have a coffee.

Dev:Nahi Bani tum dono jao bohot raat ho chuki hai main khud hi chala jata hoon.

Bani:Nahi Dev...............

Jai interupts:Bani dont force him.................woh nahi aana cah raha hai................chalo hum chalte hain.

Dev:Haan BAni tum log niklo.Thanks for everything Mr.walia.

Jai:Please Dev call me Jai why be formal with the guy whose wife you are trying to steal.

Jai goes to the car without even saying bye and drags Bani with him.

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They reach home.Bani who has been giving him the cold shoulder goes away to their room without even giving a backward glance.Ranveeris sitting on the sofa in the hall.

Jai:Kya hua Ranveer tum soe nahi?Raashi phir se gaa rahi hai kya?

Ranveer:Nahi mamaji aisi koi baat nahi hai.

Jai:to tumhari training kaisi chal rahi hai?

Ranveer:Training??????????????

Jai:Han main ne soncha ki shayad Raashi ki us Grammy winning perfomance ke bad tum usse gana seekh rahain hoge.

Ranveer:Kya mamaji kaise batain kar rahain hai aap? 😡

Jai:Kya Ranveer jab dekho ghusse mein rehte ho.Haso gaao muskurao kya pata kal ho na ho

Ranveer:?????????????????????????????????????????

Bani who had been seeing all this:Mr.Walia kya aap apne aap ko SRK samaghte hai.Uske ache ache dialogs ko copy kyu kar rahain hai aap?Haan agar Dev aise karta to baat kuch aur thi.

Bani leaves.Jai and Ranveer both are angry. 😡 😡

Jai:Is Dev ka to kuch karna hi hoga.

Ranveer:You are right mamaji.He is a suspicious character.

Jai:I think we will appoint a private investigator to investigat him..........................Hum is ke bare mein kal baat karn ge bohot raat ho chuki hai isse pehle ki Raashi gana ga kar tumhe upr bulai Chale jaoo.(smiles).....................good night

Ranveer:good night.

Part 10

Days pass on Dev becomes more like a family member.Jai and Ranveer continue to hate him...........................Raashi,Dev and Bani are best friends now.Raashi has been acting really strange with Ranveer.

One morning as everyone was having breakfast Dev is there too.

Tony:(to Jai)Sir aapse milne koi Alisha aai hain.

Jai:Alisha?

Tony:Yes sir.

Jai:(very excited)Tum jaao main aata hoon.

Jai:Excuse me.

Jai goes to meet Alisha.

Jai:Alisha😃

Alisha:Jai.😃

Alisha.........a fair blonde girl.Curly hair very attractive .She is wearing a knee length white skirt and a blur halter top.

Alisha and Jai hug each other.

Jai:Come i will introduce you to everyone.

They go to the dining room.

Jai:Everyone this is my closest friend Alisha.............and Alisha this is my family except him (pointing to Dev)he is just .................😡

Bani interupts:Indias top fashion Photographer Dev sharma.😊

Alisha:and you are.

Bani:Oh me I am just Mr.Walias wife nothing you need to be concerned about.😡

Alisha:Oh hi......

Bani:Bani.

Alisha:Bani.

Jai:Oh God Alisha we have so much to catch up.😃

Bani:Mr.Walia if you are forgetting today is not sunday.Aap ko office nahin jana.😡

Before Jai could say something...........

Alisha:You call Jai Mr.Walia?😆

Before Bani can answer

Jai:Yes Bani why do you call me Mr.Walia?Jai bolo na apna sa lagta hain.😳

Bani:Nahi main aise nahi karsakti.main to aap ko usi naam se pukarungi jis naam se main aapko tab pukarti thi jab mujhe aap se pyar hua tha.Remember before our marriage.😳😛😉

Dev:Hey but didnt you say that you guys had an arranged marriage?😕

Jai:Woh kya hai na Dev Bani apni personal life har kisi ke saath share nahi karti.😊

Bani is getting angry.

Jai:Bani love should be inside your heart it should not depend on a name.😉😊

Massi:haan Bani tu munna ko Jai hi bulaya kar.

Bani:(thinking)Log apne paao par kulhadi marte hain Alisha ko jalane ke chakar mein maine to kulhadi pur hi paao mar liya yaar.

Alisha:Jai tumhe office nahi jana.Hey lets go together.We can talk on the way.

Jai:Youre right.So chalen.

Alisha:Haan chalo na munna tum change kar lo phir chalte hain.😉

Everyone is shocked that Alisha is making fun of massi calling Jai munna🤢

Jai goes up and comes down wearing a black T-shirt and a black designer jeans and a leather jacket.

Bani(looking at Jai):Dev tum ne woh kahavat suni hain?Kawwa kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le baboola nahi banta.

they laugh.

Jai and Alisha leave.

Bani:(thinking):Dumb blonde she doesnt know what she just said now with the help of that small word ofhers i am going to kick her out of Jais life.

Bani(To massi):Massi usne aapka mazakh udaya.aur inhone kuch bhi nahi kaha.😈

Massi:Haan dekh to.

Bani:Magar inki kya ghalti hai?Apni dost ko woh keh bhi kya sakte hain.Magar woh, use koi tameez nahi hai kya?😈

Maasi:Tu theik keh rahi hain bahu.

Bani:Massi mujhe zara kuch kaam hai main abhin aati hoon.

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The whole day Bani has been acting really dipperssedin front of massi.

Massi:Bani beta kya hua tu itni udaas kyun hai?

Bani:Kuch nahi massi.

Massi:Mujh se jhoot mat bol.Bata kya hua.

Bani:Aaj pehli baar mujhe apne pyar par shaak ho raha hain.Aap ne dekha ki Mr.Walia mera matlab hai Jai us Alisha ko kaise hug kar rahe the aur har baat par usko support kar rahe the.Mujhe darr hai ki kahi woh mjh se mere pati ko na cheen le.(shedding crocodile tears)😈😈

Massi:Nahi bahu tu darr mat tere pati ko tujh se koi nahi cheen sakta.alisha jaise kayi kali kawwiyan main ne bajre ke khet mein maar maar kar udaye hai.tu fikar mat kar.Tu ja Jai ata hi hoga.

Bani:Ji massi.

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Raashi and Ranveers bedroom..................Raashi is getting ready.Raashi is on the phone.Ranveer enters.

Raashi:hi matt how are you sweety?.....................I miss you jaanu dont you miss me?................

oh love youuuu.........................call karte rehna baby...................bye.bubye.

Ranveer:Tum kahin ja rahi ho?

Raashi:obviously

Ranveer:Kahan?

Raashi:Main tumhe batana zaroori nahi samajhti.

Ranveer:Shut up.Tum us spagetti head ke saath ja rahi ho na.

Raashi:Main kisi ke bhi saath jao tumhe usse kya aur suno ska naam dev hai spagetti head nahi.

Ranveer:I call it as i see it.

Raashi:You are just jealous as you cannot grow your hair.aur tumhe kya main kisi ke saath bhi jaaoo.

Ranveer:aha how would you feel if i went out with some girl?

Raashi:you and a girl hahahahaha ..................................i am sorry..............was that not a joke.?............................chill Ranveer tum hamesha itne ghusse mein kyun hote ho?Mainne tumhe kabhi smile karte huay nahi dekha hai.Tumhe smile karna to aata hai na.Come on smile for me.Come on........onnnnneeeeeee,Twwwwwwwwwwwwooooooo,Threeeeeeeee smile.

Ranveer stares at her thinking "Yeh mamaji ki bimari ise kaise lag gaye?"

Raashi:Tum bohot boring ho yaar.

Raashi leaves the room.Ranveer follows her.

Ranveer:Raashi tum kahin nahi ja rahi ho.

Raashi:well actually i am.

They reach the hall.Dev walks in.

Dev:Hi guys.

Raashi:Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Dev:Wow Raashi you are looking hot.

Raashi:Thank you.

Ranveer:Jab dekho yahin mandrate rehte ho tumhara irada kya hai?

Dev:irada bohot hi naik hai thmhe mujhe dowry dene ki zaroorat nahi hain.han kanyadan tum kar sakte ho.What say Raashi?😆😆😆

They both laugh.

Ranveer leaves and so does Raashi.

Ranveer follows Raashi to see where she is going............................She is alone she goes into a mall.Shops for hours...........................comes home.

In their bedroom.

Ranveer:Tum ne mujhe jhoot kyun bola?

Raashi:What are you talking about?

Ranveer:Dont try to act innocent.You were not with Dev and you told me you will be with him.

Raashi:I never said that i am going out with Dev.you assumed that i will be with Dev and i didntcorrect you.That is why you should never assume because when you assume you make an ass of you and me.Aur waise bhi how did you come to know ke main kis ke saath thi?

Ranveer:That is not your concern.

Thanx alot hun.. for putting all the parts of ur ff together.. and i read it all
over again.. it was fantastic!!

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is Bani like the FBI or something??????????????????
any way really cool FF

ya wassup with bani.........where are you?...............please continue soon

thanks for your lovely comments,will continue soon 😛

PART 12
Jai and Bani are at the airport.They are standing at the immigration.
Bani:I still cant belive that we are going to eygpt.i mean maine soncha tha ki aap itne bade business man hai to koi achi jagah le kar ja rahe honge aap mujhe.
Jai:Eygpt achi jagah hai bani.
Bani:kitna boring lag raha hai.jab mere dost mujh se puchenge ki mein kaha ja kar aai apne millionare husband ke saath to mujhe yeh kehna padega ki mujhe yeh kehnan padega ki nahi meri pyari doston mein apne millionare husband ke sath europe ki tour keliye nahi eygpt gai thi.
Jai:oh come on bani its not bad.Kis ko maukha milta hai pyrmids aur mummys ko dekhne ka.you should be greatful ki tumhe yeh sab dekhne mil raha hai.aur rahi europe ki tour ki baath woh to hum kabhi aur bhi ka sakte hain.aur waise bhi tumhe kisi ko kuch kehna ki zaroorat nahi hai kyunki ghar par sab jante hain ki hum ja rahe hai.aur jahan tak main janta hun tumhara pia aur rano ke ilawa aur koi dost nahi hai.
Bani:Hai
Jai:kaun?
Bani:Dev.
Jai:I dont care what u say to him.and i dont care what he thinks.
They start moving towards their gate.
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Jai and bani are in the plane.jai is sitting next to the window and bani is trying to fasten her seatbelt.
jai:main help karu?
Bani:koi zaroorat nahi hai.
jai smiles as he sees bani strugling with her belt.
bani:kaise aadmi hai aap? aapki biwi ko yahan belt lagane mein problem ho rahi hai aur aap araam se baithe has rahe hai?
Jai:(totally shocked):kya? are maine to tum se pucha tha tumhi ne mana kar diya .
Bani: to agar main ne mana kiya to aap meri help nahi karoge?
Jai: bani what is wrong with you?
bani is about to say something when jai interupts.
Jai :you no what just forget it.
Just then the pilot announces that they are going to take off .Bani folds her hands and starts praying. Jai sees this and smiles.
Jai: bani
Bani ignores him.
Jai: Bani (a bit louder)
bani still ignores him and continues praying.
Jai: BANI
Bani (irritated):Kya hai?
Jai: Kitni der se bula raha hun tum jawab nahi de sakti kya? mu mein zaban nahi hai?
bani: mere mu mein to zaban hai aur agar woh chalne lagi na to aap bohot pashtaoge.
Jai: oh really?
Bani:ya aur waise aapki ankhen nahi hai kya? dekh nahi sakte ki main pray kar rahi hun?
jai ignores her and askes her: tum ne mujhe jhoot kyun bola?
bani: maine kya jhoot bola?
jai:ki tum dev ki family ke saath london aur germany gaye thi?
Bani: maine jhoot nahi bola main gaye thi. aur sirf london aur germany hi nahi aur bohot sare jagahon ko gai thi.
Jai: acha kahan kahan?
Bani:russia,china aur bohot sari jagaein.
Jai: to tab tumhe dar nahi laga?
Bani :kis cheez se?
JAi: take off se?
Bani: nahi.
Jai:to abh kyun lag raha hai?
Bani: kyunki tab main dev ka haath pakde us ke kandhe par sar rakh kar baithti thi. and i dont feel scared when i am near dev.
jai: God tum dono kitna over act karte ho.
Bani: kya matlab?
JAi:dekho hum take off kar chuke hai aur tumhe mera haath pakad kar kandhe par sarrakh kar baithne ki zaroorat hi nahi pade. though i wouldnt have minded it.
bani: kya.
looks out of the window.
bani: humne takeoff kab kiya?
jai:j ab tum mujh se ladne main busy thi tab.
bani just looks at jai blankly.
jai: there is a word called thanks.
Bani :really?
JAi: ya
Bani: so y are you telling that to me?
Jai: because i thuink u should use it now.
Bani: whom should i say it to?
Jai: me
bani: why?
JAi: cuz i didnt let u get scared about take off.
bani: i was not scared
Jai :so why were u praying?
Bani: jai kitne matlabi ho tum. Do you pray only when u want something or when u are scared? i was praying cuz i always pray when i travel
Jai: oh really and why did you always (mimicing bani)hold devs hand and rest your head on his shoulder when you were flying?
Bani: Oh God what type of a person are you just for a thank you..........................ok fine thank you.
jai just smile.
bani: dont u feel scared when we are taking off?
jai: no bani i am not a kid.
bani is about to answer him when the airhostess comes and servs dinner.
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next morning .jai is in the shower.
bani: jai shower main hai tab tak main dev se baat kar leti hun.
bani serches for her phone but cannot find it as jai has hidden it. she removes his phone from his coat and calls dev.
BAni: hi.
dev: hi yaar kahan ho tum tumhe pata hai sir kitne naraaz hai. humara plan flop hote ja raha hai tum ho kahan?
bani: main eygpt mein hu.
dev: eygpt?
Bani: han jai mujhe yahan le aye hai aur sab kuch itni jaldi ho gaya ki muje tumhe call karne ka maukha hi nahi mila.
dev: lekin bani eygpt main to humari agency ki branch bhi nahi hai.
bani: i no but what can i do.
dev: tumhe sir se bat karni cahiye.
bani: haan ab main next unhi ko phone karti hu.
dev: good waise tumne mujhe is number pe kyun phone kiya? aur yeh kiska number hai?
bani: yeh jai ka number hai he hid my phone. and i called u on this number cause i no that jai knows your other number and not this one.
dev: oh ok.
bani: bye.
Dev: bye
bani hangs up. jai comes out.
jai: kis se baat kar rahi thi?
bani: rano se , us ki yaad aa rahi thi na isiliye phone karliya.
jai smiles.
bani: main fresh hokar aati hun phir hum breakfast pe chalte hai.
jai: cool
bani goes into the bathroom. jai picks his phone and thinks of calling home as he didnt get to speak to them. he sees the last called number.
jai: yeh rano ne apna number kab badla?
he redials the last number. jai is about to say hello when he hears dev say.............................................

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sorry guys i have to keep u guys in suspense. will update first thing tomorrow morning. hope u liked part 12.please leave your comments.i am going to end this fanfic in 2 or 3 parts.

PART 13This part is dedicated to my sister in india who has eagerly been waiting for me to update. Jai redials the last number on his cell and is about to say hello when he hears Dev sayDev:kya yaar bani you didnt call sir yet i am telling you he is very angry.when are you going to call him bani?..Jai is shocked to hear all this and is unable to answer.Dev:Bani................Bani.........................Jai disconnects the phone.Jai(thinking)why did bani lie to me? Why did she call Dev? and even if she did why did she have to hide it from me? i never stopped her.Just then bani comes out. She gets ready. Jai is just staring at her.Jai(thinking):she looks so innocent. what is she up to?.................come on jai you are being ridiculous. she is your wife you need to trust her. vaise to sab ko trust kar lete ho and you cant trust your wife?his thoughts are interupted by baniBani:chalen.mujhe bohot bhook lag rahi hai.JAi: haan chalo.Jai looks at the time and is shocked to see that it is 12 o clock and Bani has been getting ready since 10they both leave their room and go to the hotels resturant.Jai: what do you wantBani: i wanted to have breakfast.Jai: ya but now we can have only lunch as the time for breakfast is over. so tell me what do u want.Bani: i already told you i want breakfast.Jai(now angry):Bani stop acting like a kid if you wanted breakfast you should have dressed up faster.Bani: what do u mean?Jai: WHAT DO I MEAN? Bani you took 2 whole hours to do your make up. even jigyasa doesnt take that much time.Bani: you are comparing me to jigyasa. you think i look like jigyasa in makeup? God couldnt you come up with something better than that. it is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me.Jai: calm down we are in a hotel.BAni: oh really now you realise that we are in a hotel after you shouted at me and called me jigyasa in front of everybodyjai: hold on there. firstly i didnt shout at you and secondly what is the problem if i called you jigyasa in front of all the people its not like they know her.BAni: well i know her and u comparing me to her is an insult for me.Now standing up and throwing her napkin on the table.bani: so Mr. Jai Walia enjoy your lunch alone. cuz i am in no mood to sit here and have breakfast or lunch with you. BYE.with that bani walks of leaving an angry and shocked jai behind her.JAi:(to himself):i didnt know calling her jigyasa would hurt her so much. God she must hate her like hell. ************************************************************ *********************Back in the room bani is sitting on the bed with her mobile.Bani: finally found it. i cant belive he would hide my cell in his laptop case. now let me call sir then i will put my cell back there again. i dont want him to find out that i know where my cell is.Bani dials a number.Bani: good afternoon sir.....................yes sir i am in eygpt..........................yes sir.............................ok sir.....................dont worry sir we are not far from completing our mission. i will put the plan in action tonight.bani keeps the phone back at its place. goes to the closet takes out her favorite night gown (it is a pink knee lenght nighty with dark chocolate coloured flowers on the top.)and changes into it and sits on the bed thinking when jai enters the room.Jai: bani................bani i am sorry.Bani ignores him. Jai goes to her .Jai: hawaaon mein raag hota hai phoolon mein parag hota hai meri ghaltiyon par dhyan mat dena kyun ke chamakte chand me bhi daagh hota hai.BAni looks at him with a slight smile on her face.Bani: i am hungry i want a shawarma.jai: what?bani: what what? i amhungry i want to have a shawarma.Jai: your wish is my command. come on get ready FAST and then we will leave.Bani: dont worry i will be ready in a minute. and by the way you are still not forgiven.with that she leaves jai and goes to the bathroom to freshen up and get ready.jai: yeh duniya ghum to deti hai par shareik-e-ghum nahi deti kisi ke ruth jane se mohobbat kam nahi hoti.never mind bani aaj raat ke baad to tumhe mujhe maaf karna hi padega. ************************************************************ ******************************bani comes out of the bathroom wearing a light pink saree with white sequinwork on it .she sits in front of the mirror and brushes her hair .jai notice sthat bani is trying to tie her dori. he goes to her to tie her dori when bani stops him.bani: kya kar rahe hai aap?jai:i thought you were having problem tie your dori so i came here to tie your dori.Bani: kyun subah mein bhi kya aap hi ne bandhi thi? main khud bandh sakti hun.jai gets dissapointed and starts moving away. bani feels bad for treating him like that.Bani(to herelf):what is this bani woh bechara to tumhari madad karna cah raha tha aur tu ne use dant diya. kab tak usse naraz rahe gi.bani: jaijai turned towards her: ya?Bani: i am sorry can you please tie my dori for me?jai goes to her and ties her dori.Bani: thanks. turning towards him kaisi lag rahi hun main?jai: gaa sakoon aapka naghma woh saaz kahan se laaon? suna sakoon aapko kuch woh andaz kahan se laaon? yun to chand taron ki tareef karna aasan hai kar sakoon aapki tareef woh alfaaz kahan se laao? bani is shocked for a moment thinking what is wrong with him yeh shayar mein kab transform ho gaye?bani just smiles at him and says chalen?jai: sure.bani smiles at him and is about to leave when she hears him sayjai: saaz-e-dil ke tarane bohot hai zindagi jeenay ke bahane bohot hai aap sada yun hi muskurate raheiye aap ki muskurahat ke deewane bohot hain.bani: enough already. what is the matter with you?jai: nothing.bani: to yeh shayar kab se ban gaye aap?jai: main shayar to nah................bani: BUS. bohot hogaya chaliya mujhe bhook lag rahi hai.jai: are sher to complete karne do.bani: no please bohot baar sun chuki hun ab chaliye. aa kar suna dena. ************************************************************ ********they go out eat a shawarma(it is a sandwich kind of thing verytasty).they go for shopping. bani sees a jewellery shop.bani: chaliye wahan chalte hain.jai: oh God bani please anywhere but a jewellery shop.bani makes a very sad face.jai: bani dont make that face.bani now makes a even more sad face.jai: ok lets go.bani happily takes jai to a jewellery store.jeweller comes towards them (in an arab accent):oh hello mehraj where have you been and where is abdulrahman?jai gives bani a confused look. bani has a look of shock on her face she quickly changes her expression to a smile.bani: sorry sir i think you have mistaken me for someone else i am not mehraj and i dont know any abdul rahman.jeweller: what are you talking about. how can i forget your face? you are mehraj. and abdul rahman was your tall and handsome fianc. you both came here to buy a diamond ring.bani:(even more nervous than before):sorry sir i am not mehraj and I haven't come to your shop before. Infact i am visiting eygpt for the first time.jai(really irritated):will you let it go already she is no mehraj she is my wife MRS.BANI JAI WALIA. got it. come on bani lets go to some other shop.jai pulls bani out of the shop and takes her to another shop.bani: jai chill its ok.jai: take what you want and lets leave.bani goes to the shopkeeper.Bani (in arabic): show me some pendantsjai (shocked):bani you know arabic?Bani: armmmm.......ya i learnt it in the plane. they had it on channel 24. learning arabic.jai: you learnt arabic in 5 hours. that to the whole language with grammerbani:i am a fast learner. now stop being sherlock holmes and help me buy a pendant for myself.they look at pendents with initials.bani: jai look at this pendent i got to buy this.jai: but its an R. why do u want R?bani: cuz they don't have a B and i like this see it has diamonds.jai: yes sweety but if B is not there what are you going to do with a R take a J,Bani:J why? what does J stand for?Jai: bani its my initial.Bani :then u buy it why should i?jai: as a symbol of our love.bani gives jai a blank look.Bani (to the shopkeeper):i am buying this.(giving him the R pendent)jai looks dissapointed. just then his phone rings. he gives his credit card to bani and recives the call.jai: (on the phone)hi ya just a minute.(to bani) tum payment kar do i am standing outside.jai leaves.bani calls the shopkeeper and tells him to put back the R pendent and pack the other pendent which has the initials 'RJ' and tells him that she is going to buy that. ************************************************************ *******meanwhile jai is on phone with alisha.alisha: mr.walia i just found out that dev has also been to eygpt, russia and china. and it looks like he had a female partner with him.jai; a female partner?alisha: yes and.......jai sees that bani is coming towards him.jai:a lisha i got to go bani is coming bye. ill call you later.he hangs up.bani: jai hum dopeher se ghum rahe hai. raat ho gaye hai. chaliye dinner karte hai aur phir hotel chalte hain.jai:ya chalo........................ sorry guys didnt notice how long this part was becoming.hope i didnt bore you.i will be completing this fanfic in the next part.please leave your comments

part 12 was gr8!! well done!!

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i am a new member to this forum.i just read all 13 parts.cant wait for you to continue.this is hilarious 😆

excellent part asusual.continue soon. 👏

nice........whats bani up to anyway?whats with the "mission" stuff?