The Eleven Commandments and Beyond -
1. Decide whether Kasamh Se is to be a love story, a potboiler, a thriller, a separation story, based on angst and noromo. How would she like it to be cooked – as khichdi or mixed fried rice, with correct ingredients, in proper proportions? Please don't serve us khi-fri-rice, its sure to upset our stomachs first, then our hearts and finally our heads. And that means falling TRPs Maayi. 😡I know you are much smarter than you project yourself to be.
2. Stop looking for 'bali ka bakhras'. Just because of the tottering storyline, I think my poor Adi is going to be made the scapegoat and if this really happens, then our faith on friendship will suffer a setback. And then, if the creatives decide to show him as a 'mahaan insaan' after the 'bali ka bakhra' phase is over, they will introduce some other character probably or again dye black some other existing character. My poor brain hurts badly and yet, I can't keep away from KS. Maybe the IF is my only hope. Maybe the day I get kicked out of my job, will I understand the intensity of this sheer madness. Its unbelievable that instead of working on the draft 11th Five Year Plan, I am typing this. The kick will be well deserved.
3. Ekta, you have abused enough relationships but please spare the pure relation of 'friendship' and unlike your other serials, keep the issue of friendship away from love and don't confuse these two emotions. Girl, why are you so confused? Come to think of it, we have so many friends but the love of our life is essentially one or is it that 'variety is the spice of life'. Please spare Bani-Pushkar and don't turn them into a couple. KS will die for me that very day. 😭
4. JW is so rich, in fact that the word 'rich' is an understatement. Just see the number of bedrooms he keeps on using depending on his mood. But he possesses only one pair of night-dress. Huh, Jai please go and get yourself some decent night dresses, Ekta's not going to do that for you and please take your wifey along with you too. It seems you guys need a crash course on night-dress shopping. Also, please Ekta revamp Jai's wardrobe and give him so casuals - I know we all love him in his Armanis but don't make the poor guy wear those formals everytime, even at home. And yes, some Dolce-Gabbana suits for Bani please. She's a wife, I am aware of it, but she doesn't need to be a behenji. I know I am aiming for the sky here. 😉
5. PLEASE give Bani good accessories, the ornaments that she's made to wear are so atrocious that they do not befit THE GREAT JAI WALIA'S WIFE. Some elegant, dignified and simple stuff will do. Give her these present stuff when she plays a hippie or what in your next serial, being tried to rescued by a social crusader. one request, can we have RK as that crusader? 😉
6. Ok, the Park Road lightings and flashings have stopped. But what do we get in return? Still frames breaking into thousand pieces like shards of glasses, with the sound intact even. Always difficult for our eyes. Now our ears at being attacked too. Thank God, we at least have JnB to give our senses some much-needed rest. 😕
7. Can we see JnB share a single bedroom? They had that slanting roof bedroom on 19th June, a pale yellow bedroom after that, a red bedroom during the Anu pregnancy fiasco, a nearly sad-white bedroom before that, a paneled bedroom after the revelation of the Park Road secret. Seems the bedroom changes with any probable variation in JnB relationship, feelings and emotions. 😛😉😛
8. Please don't make Mausi and Dadi dance if you can really help it. Its such a turn-off, you have no obvious idea. I think its better to hear Jai singing rather than see these two dancing. 😉
9. Would love to see Jigs with light makeup, some tastefully coloured lipstick, so that she does not look like a bloodsucker. I am sure she's a stunner. 😃
10. Please don't use the song 'Ab toh Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai …' song for the JnB relationship, since you have used it to portray Jai's feelings for Pia after she jilted him at the altar. Since the relation that Jai and Bani share is much more intense, so we would love it if you use some other heart-rendering song. Don't confuse the two relations. You have got it correct with 'josh' and 'hosh', so don't get into 'josh' and lose your 'hosh'. 😡😡😡
11. Don't assassinate Bani's character and turn it into a moron. It's in your hands and we know you can do it definitely. Since both the protagonists are important, and Prachi being a newcomer, she won't be able to manage unless she's guided properly. I know she's a great actress but she's still a debutante. Ram can turn any half-baked scene into a winner because of his experience and great acting ability, but Prachi needs care. 😛
So here goes my commandments Ekta. I am sure that my friends would love to add their suggestions, in addition to these. I am sure they will have a field time. 😉😉😉