Coz he would be arrested for "JAI" walking!!
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Why did all of suitors of the second Dixit sister sound like drunkards?
Coz they all went..PI(Y)A PI(Y)A!
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Which of Mr. Walia's nephew is a good athlete?
RANveer!
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Why is he scared these days?
Coz he has competition in the family - RANo!
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And who do you think bumped into each other in Joggers Park years ago?
KiRAN and RANvijay!
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Which of the Walias visited a dermatologist recently?
RASHi!
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Who in the Waalia mansion has lots of payments to make?
BILLo!
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Who loves dancing in the khandaan?
Our very own JIGyasa!
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Why did Roshni want a knife for a birthday?
Coz she is a CHOPra!
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Who did Mr. Walia trust with his accounts?
ADD ITya!
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Which of Bani's brother in law is a good trekker?
SaHILL!
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Who just couldn't give up drinking no matter how hard he tried?
NishiCAN'T!
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And finally………..
Why doesn't the IT department trouble the Balaji production for tax evasion
Coz it is owned by Ekta KaPOOR!!
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