1. hani an elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found 2 peole jai and aditya in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car you scumbags!"
Jai and aditya didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the hani, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where pale jai and aditya were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman carrying a large handgun.
2.ullu: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?
ullu: "Did you?"
hani: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."
hani Tu chal me Chammaj Plate lekar aati hu
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