Jaya - 😡 This was certain, sachi, kyon ki I am so beautiful and intelligent. That HAAAWT banda doesn't even look at Urvi when I am around...😎
Vijaya - haan Jaya! Aaj kal kya kuch nahin karti hai woh Urvi?😡 She even puts Factum Phos in her eyebrows to grow them. Aur woh Bhaanumati! She looks like a servant before my sleeping beauty!
Jaya - aur nahin toh! I heard that Draupadi toh mere natural looks ke aage jal kar raakh ho jayegi!⭐️
Vijaya - haan Jaya! Par kaisa samay aa chukka hai?😕 Sundartaa itna bada shaap hai kya? Jis ki wajah se hume iss show se nikal diya?🤢
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Suyo baby walks in with his beautiful wifey and sees worried Karna.
Suyo - 'Kya hua Mitr?😲 Why do you look udaas like uttand Urvi without make up?'
Karna, sadly - 'Mitr, I am not even getting a new sari.😭 Kya sach mein yeh log mujhe iss show se nikal denge?'🤢
Suyo - ' nahin Mitr, aisa nahin hoga.😆 Agar aap nahin hai toh hum cheer-haran kis ke karenge?'
Bhaanu - 'haan devar ji. Yahan ke saari striyaan aap se bahut kam vastr hi pehenti hai. Humare cheer-haran se kisi ko bhi mazaa nahi aayega.'🥳
Shakuni - 'Satya vachan, Bahu... Tote ho ya kaua ho, beech bageeche bache ho, bachan saab ki vani ho, mast mahal ki prani ho.'😎
Bhaanu - 😕'matlab?'
Shakuni - ' main nahin jaanta. Bolne ki aadat hai, toh bol diya...'😈
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Adhiratha is only entering his home after work, and is shocked to see an old face there!
'Bhabhooo...' - Adhiratha shouts😲.
'Bhabho? Kaun Bhabho?' - The lady replies with embarrassment.😈
'Ji, aap hi! Bhabho...' - Adhiratha says, shivering😒. - 'Aur Radha kahan gayi?'
And the lady shouts with her classical gesticulations - 'Dhoop mein ghoda chalaa kar andhe ho gaiyo ke? Main hoon aap ki patni, Radha Adhirath Rathi! Haye mhara raam ji! Karam phoot gayo mharo! Re kis kis ko sambhaloon?' 😡
Adhiratha faints. 🤢
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Worried Urvi hurries to Kunti.
Urvi - 'Kunti maa, aren't you worried about your future in this show?'🤓
Kunti, combing her long baal dramatically and slowly - 'not in the least.'
Urvi - 'Spies are telling me that you in particular are not popular among fans. Even Jamy doesn't like you.'😕
Kunti - 'who is this Jamy anyhow? I shall stay in this show as long as my Bollywood baal is.'😎
Urvi - 'dekhiye maa, I shall stay because I am KARN-SANGINI. But why would anyone let you?'
Kunti, throwing her hair back with arrogance - 'because I am KARN-SNUGGYNI.'😈
Urvi - 'Karn-kaun?'😲
Kunti, confidently, without any expression - 'Jis ne Karn ko sab se pehle SNUGGY pehnayi, KARN-SNUGGYNI.'😎
Urvi faints.