When 'changes' hit the world of KarnSangini....

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Posted: 6 years ago
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Jaya - 😡 This was certain, sachi, kyon ki I am so beautiful and intelligent. That HAAAWT banda doesn't even look at Urvi when I am around...😎

Vijaya - haan Jaya! Aaj kal kya kuch nahin karti hai woh Urvi?😡 She even puts Factum Phos in her eyebrows to grow them. Aur woh Bhaanumati! She looks like a servant before my sleeping beauty!

Jaya - aur nahin toh! I heard that Draupadi toh mere natural looks ke aage jal kar raakh ho jayegi!⭐️

Vijaya - haan Jaya! Par kaisa samay aa chukka hai?😕 Sundartaa itna bada shaap hai kya? Jis ki wajah se hume iss show se nikal diya?🤢


* * * * * * * * *

Suyo baby walks in with his beautiful wifey and sees worried Karna.

Suyo - 'Kya hua Mitr?😲 Why do you look udaas like uttand Urvi without make up?'

Karna, sadly - 'Mitr, I am not even getting a new sari.😭 Kya sach mein yeh log mujhe iss show se nikal denge?'🤢

Suyo - ' nahin Mitr, aisa nahin hoga.😆 Agar aap nahin hai toh hum cheer-haran kis ke karenge?'

Bhaanu - 'haan devar ji. Yahan ke saari striyaan aap se bahut kam vastr hi pehenti hai. Humare cheer-haran se kisi ko bhi mazaa nahi aayega.'🥳

Shakuni - 'Satya vachan, Bahu... Tote ho ya kaua ho, beech bageeche bache ho, bachan saab ki vani ho, mast mahal ki prani ho.'😎

Bhaanu - 😕'matlab?'

Shakuni - ' main nahin jaanta. Bolne ki aadat hai, toh bol diya...'😈


* * * * * * * * *

Adhiratha is only entering his home after work, and is shocked to see an old face there!

'Bhabhooo...' - Adhiratha shouts😲.

'Bhabho? Kaun Bhabho?' - The lady replies with embarrassment.😈

'Ji, aap hi! Bhabho...' - Adhiratha says, shivering😒. - 'Aur Radha kahan gayi?'

And the lady shouts with her classical gesticulations - 'Dhoop mein ghoda chalaa kar andhe ho gaiyo ke? Main hoon aap ki patni, Radha Adhirath Rathi! Haye mhara raam ji! Karam phoot gayo mharo! Re kis kis ko sambhaloon?' 😡

Adhiratha faints. 🤢

* * * * * * * * *


Worried Urvi hurries to Kunti.

Urvi - 'Kunti maa, aren't you worried about your future in this show?'🤓

Kunti, combing her long baal dramatically and slowly - 'not in the least.'

Urvi - 'Spies are telling me that you in particular are not popular among fans. Even Jamy doesn't like you.'😕

Kunti - 'who is this Jamy anyhow? I shall stay in this show as long as my Bollywood baal is.'😎

Urvi - 'dekhiye maa, I shall stay because I am KARN-SANGINI. But why would anyone let you?'

Kunti, throwing her hair back with arrogance - 'because I am KARN-SNUGGYNI.'😈

Urvi - 'Karn-kaun?'😲

Kunti, confidently, without any expression - 'Jis ne Karn ko sab se pehle SNUGGY pehnayi, KARN-SNUGGYNI.'😎

Urvi faints.




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Posted: 6 years ago
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😆😆 wow Jamy..looks like new Radha brought you out from hibernation😛..awesome one👏
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Are waah waah...👏
Wonderful piece of work...
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Posted: 6 years ago
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wow,This is so hilarious. You have a great sense of humour.
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@riti, adithyan & sanjana - thanks a lot buddies. 😊
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Originally posted by: Brahmaputra

@riti, adithyan & sanjana - thanks a lot buddies. 😊


U should write more of these... We are so bored here
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Great sense of humour BHAI.
I enjoyed reading it.you should post here more .
Or Shalini mama Naya shadiyanthr rachenga.






.just kidding you should update here more bhai.. your sense humouris very unique


I enjoyed reading it
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Your post made my day! Keep 'em coming!! 😆
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Posted: 6 years ago
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Jamy you deserve that oranges ke size ka ladoo served in golden platter👏

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Posted: 6 years ago
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My dear Jamy,

I don't know how it is, but whenever I come back to the forum after an absence of several days, there you are to pep me up! And this time it is a rare treat that reminds me of the time I discovered you and your inimitable, tongue permanently in cheek sallies.

I have had a particularly rough week with my medical overlords, with a new and unexpected problem, and the immediate future does not look bright. So I could not have asked for anything better than your latest to make me laugh out loud and feel light-hearted again! Thank you for that.

My comments are in blue italics. And the parts I liked the best are also in blue. If that makes your post look as if it has been spattered with Robin Blue, the fault is not mine!😉

Shyamala


Originally posted by: Brahmaputra

Jaya - 😡 This was certain, sachi, kyon ki I am so beautiful and intelligent. That HAAAWT banda doesn't even look at Urvi when I am around...😎

Vijaya - haan Jaya! Aaj kal kya kuch nahin karti hai woh Urvi?😡 She even puts Factum Phos in her eyebrows to grow them.

I don't know about apni Uruvi's eyebrows, but the amount of rouge and oil based make up that is slathered all over her face makes her shine even in the dark, like a beacon.😉

Aur woh Bhaanumati! She looks like a servant before my sleeping beauty!

Of course Vijaya, and Jaya, never sleep!

Jaya - aur nahin toh! I heard that Draupadi toh mere natural looks ke aage jal kar raakh ho jayegi!⭐️

Vijaya - haan Jaya! Par kaisa samay aa chukka hai?😕 Sundartaa itna bada shaap hai kya? Jis ki wajah se hume iss show se nikal diya?🤢

You know, Jamy, I did not realise till I read this what precisely it was that had made me feel in charity with this nutty show of late.

It is the absence of this irritating Tweedledum & Tweedledee duo, buzzing around like persistent wasps and getting on my nerves. I think the PH has begun to cut costs, and have happily (for me at least) begun with axing these tiresome creatures.😉

* * * * * * * * *

Suyo baby walks in with his beautiful wifey and sees worried Karna.

Suyo - 'Kya hua Mitr?😲 Why do you look udaas like uttand Urvi without make up?'

Now this deserves a 🤣!

Karna, sadly - 'Mitr, I am not even getting a new sari.😭 Kya sach mein yeh log mujhe iss show se nikal denge?'🤢

I don't know what he is complaining about! He has at least three or four nine yards sarees, which is more than one can say of poor Bhanumati, perennially in that blue outfit.

Besides, like the Title Song in the movies of yesteryears, he is the Title Hero, and so he is safe from any cost cutting moves. Probably he has not been told about this sure fire insurance he has.😉

Suyo - ' nahin Mitr, aisa nahin hoga.😆 Agar aap nahin hai toh hum cheer-haran kis ke karenge?'

Bhaanu - 'haan devar ji. Yahan ke saari striyaan aap se bahut kam vastr hi pehenti hai. Humare cheer-haran se kisi ko bhi mazaa nahi aayega.'🥳

Wicked, but true! I am perennially amazed that there has not been a wardrobe malfunction yet. But probably any such calamities would have been edited out and the sequences reshot. You should hear my mother's caustic comments about the abbreviated clothes worn by the lead females!😆

Shakuni - 'Satya vachan, Bahu... Tote ho ya kaua ho, beech bageeche bache ho, bachan saab ki vani ho, mast mahal ki prani ho.'😎

Bhaanu - 😕'matlab?'

Shakuni - ' main nahin jaanta. Bolne ki aadat hai, toh bol diya...'😈

Spot on!👏

* * * * * * * * *

Adhiratha is only entering his home after work, and is shocked to see an old face there!

'Bhabhooo...' - Adhiratha shouts😲.

'Bhabho? Kaun Bhabho?' - The lady replies with embarrassment.😈

'Ji, aap hi! Bhabho...' - Adhiratha says, shivering😒. - 'Aur Radha kahan gayi?'

And the lady shouts with her classical gesticulations - 'Dhoop mein ghoda chalaa kar andhe ho gaiyo ke? Main hoon aap ki patni, Radha Adhirath Rathi! Haye mhara raam ji! Karam phoot gayo mharo! Re kis kis ko sambhaloon?' 😡

Adhiratha faints. 🤢

Now this is a classic! This delightful take apart, I was struck by the star treatment given to Narayani Shastri, with the voice coming first, and then the slow buildup to the revelation of the face.

I am very pleased to have her, for her entry as Radha will automatically mean that Karna's mother will no longer be a plump faced near nonentity. I am sure you noticed that in her very first scene, Radha gives Karna the excellent advice - to go and actually rule Anga, and rule it well - that you had advocated quite a while ago.

* * * * * * * * *

Worried Urvi hurries to Kunti.

Urvi - 'Kunti maa, aren't you worried about your future in this show?'🤓

Kunti, combing her long baal dramatically and slowly - 'not in the least.'

Urvi - 'Spies are telling me that you in particular are not popular among fans. Even Jamy doesn't like you.'😕

Kunti - 'who is this Jamy anyhow? I shall stay in this show as long as my Bollywood baal is.'😎

Quite right! I like this smug self confidence.

Urvi - 'dekhiye maa, I shall stay because I am KARN-SANGINI. But why would anyone let you?'

Kunti, throwing her hair back with arrogance - 'because I am KARN-SNUGGYNI.'😈

Urvi - 'Karn-kaun?'😲

Kunti, confidently, without any expression - 'Jis ne Karn ko sab se pehle SNUGGY pehnayi, KARN-SNUGGYNI.'😎

Now who else would have thought of this particular crack! No one but you!!

Urvi faints.

Too much fainting in this post of yours. 😉

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