FF: Don't touch da honey..END PG26 - Page 4

See it all began when I was nervous coming home from college.. I was scared to show Baba my Maths results as I have failed big style.. When I got to the house I crept in from the back of the house and slowly started to make my way up the stairs unnoticed and as when I opened the door I found Bhabhi amd Massima going through my things…I was like what the …..

Then in 20mins I was dressed in pink and holding a tray full of 5 cups of tea and pushed into the room to see them… Baba was grinning like a Cheshire cat nodding and Bhabhi and Massima were smiling as if they were in a Miss World contest.

That's when I saw him..Uff Shiv Kapoor we meet before at my cousin Kaaya wedding with his brother Samar. How can I forget he teased me through out the whole wedding calling me "Garam Gelabi…Heera" and I accidentally spilt milk on him…Well it was not an accident I did it on purpose! The look on his face was priceless…. Now did he really think I was going to marry him. Seriously have you seen yourself in the mirror.. unshaved with a stubble… smelling as if he want nuts on lynx body spray??

Then all off a sudden Baba said Gauri is studying and we are proud of her and she a good girl and knows what I have decided is for the best… Now what could I have said "Sorry Baba but I failed the maths paper as I have a crush on the boy who sits two desks away and…." So when I looked at Shiv sitting next to me with a smile plastered on his face and everyone in the room it felt as if the room was closing in with my heart beating rapidly I was sweating like I was sitting in a sauna…my mouth was dry and my stomach felt like it was going to come out my butt. I took a deep breath and nothing came out when suddenly Bhabhi screams the girl is shy and says "Yes!".

Next minute everyone's hugging and he looks at me and whispers "Now my hot Garam Juice Galabi get those lips ready!" I wanted to throw up!! Yuck I wouldn't touch you if you were the last man on earth and god himself order me to get it on with ya…. I wanted to just get up and sucker punch him in the face…you sexy manic yuck!! Next minute his mother called everyone over to the house within a flash we were exchanging rings… I had to touch him…I needed a shower! YUCK!!

"Shilpa what am I going to do?" Now that the 5th time I have explained the story and she just looking puzzled as usually she as much help as a chocolate teapot.. I can't believe she my best friend???

"Why don't you talk to Shiv and explain?" What? Did you not here what?

"Shilpa you crazy? He wants to …." I am going to throw up even thinking about it and me hurl! ERE..

"Yeah he wants to kiss ya I know" OK now what with that big sigh?? Friggin Hell your acting as thou it's …..

"Shilpa I am going to throw up the creep is a sex manic!…NO way in hells chance am I going to marry him… He stinks of bio as why would he spray a whole bottle of spray on him. Don't get me started on his nose hair and nails and…the list is endless I am telling ya! NO CHANCE!!" Ok she laughing like mad and I just deck her one to as no one is taking me seriously.

"SHILPA!" Dame I swear if we didn't have a history.

"Ok so what you going to do?" Ok cool I tell ya….

"Well the D date is November 27th and I have six months to get him to dump me!" Ok this is…

"Dump you but why can't you say no?" What?

"I can't say NO!" Where is you brain today?

"OK! I understand!" Finally jez…

"So he's picking me up Saturday night Kaaya Didi talked bhabhi into getting me and Shiv meet up!" Serious she just got married and need to send some time with Sam jiju..

"Ok so I have made a plan to come over to the Club were we hang out and you guys help me so you tell Anupam and the rest……..

As for me I am going to make sure that stinky Punjabi munda never messed with this Bengali shearnee……I have the game plan all ready!!!!….she smiled wicked as she informed Shilpa of the details. Operation don't touch da honey as now officially begins………

Love Kat

*footnote...i have been requested to make clear when gauri talks so all her dialogue will be pink.😳