Gauri’s Seven

Heard of Ocean's Eleven...well , we all have... the perfect team to nick the best of best ...

Well Gauri Amma is no less, she has her Seven best bets, that she uses to nick the sukh chain., shaanti, of the once dude SHiv , her aaj-kal-dukhi-pati!

So who, oh, what are Gauri's Seven? Here you go....

1. The Mosquito Song - Mere Pyaar ki Umar ho...Sing it so often, infact all the time, till the man is knocked off his brains, and is finally hypnotised by it and craves for more...

2. Seduce the man, if he slaps you or if he is angry, jus jump off the deck and then voila.. you've done it! - Nothing else works better than this , Gauri knows best !!! She is a insufferable Know it all... !! 😆

3. Acchi Insaan Avtaar, when needed , infact all the time, till the man , credits you with Acchi insaan tag as your middle name !

4. Kaamwaali bai Avtaar - Need anything be said... works best... uska parivar, iska parivar, and then ... jus for the heck of it , give silly smiles... that makes him feel that he is guilty of blaming you for anything at all....

5. Peeping Tom, oops Bai , Peeping Bai... Avtaar... snooping around! Got to be done, coz peeping is a good time pass and gives enough leaverage for your detective abiliites, no matter how bad one is at it and how ridiculous one looks at it!

6. Whining Acts at the drop of a hat... Tears , a must , to make the man cry too, making him wonder, as to why you are crying so much and leave him wondering... and soon as he forgets your tears, start crying again, so that he stays in the loop of wondering, as to why you are crying But never tell him the entire reason, jus induce enough curiosity to leave him wondering....

7. 5 saal mein 3 bacche ka planning and then bacchon ki umar ho... ki duhai... The Mommy act! The fella will never be able to get out of the Father act, stuck for life and for good!

Get tthese seven acts right and you've got your man, whining , but nevertheless hapless and stuck to you for life... Gauri ke chipkupan ka mazaboot jod hai toote ga nahin! 😆

Oh, sorry, forgot to add the foot note, will add in here...

This post is meant for fun and no offence to anyone who perceives Gauri otherwise... 😊

Originally posted by: sareeta

Heard of Ocean's Eleven...well , we all have... the perfect team to nick the best of best ...

Well Gauri Amma is no less, she has her Seven best bets, that she uses to nick the sukh chain., shaanti, of the once dude SHiv , her aaj-kal-dukhi-pati!

So who, oh, what are Gauri's Seven? Here you go....

1. The Mosquito Song - Mere Pyaar ki Umar ho...Sing it so often, infact all the time, till the man is knocked off his brains, and is finally hypnotised by it and craves for more...

*lol* that is kind of true actually.. But everytime u say the mosquito song, it reminds me of Nana Patekar's famous line where he goes... "EK Machar..." 😆

2. Seduce the man, if he slaps you or if he is angry, jus jump off the deck and then voila.. you've done it! - Nothing else works better than this , Gauri knows best !!! She is a insufferable Know it all... !! 😆

Oh gosh.. We did witness some great swimming lessons in that very instant, didn't we now? And u know why that drama had to happen, right 😉

3. Acchi Insaan Avtaar, when needed , infact all the time, till the man , credits you with Acchi insaan tag as your middle name !

Hmm... I think all Ekta heroins end up being that.. Acchi insaan, acchi baa, bahu, beti.. etc etc.. So it's pretty much the first name of her heroins 😉

4. Kaamwaali bai Avtaar - Need anything be said... works best... uska parivar, iska parivar, and then ... jus for the heck of it , give silly smiles... that makes him feel that he is guilty of blaming you for anything at all....

I think the creative team needs to wake the hell up and smell the coffee cuz they're ruining Gauri's strong image with the makeup and style they've given her at present.. yikes.. Such atrocious behavior towards such a beautiful girl.. I am really peeved about her present image.. She used to look like a million bucks and now.. all hell has been broken loose..

5. Peeping Tom, oops Bai , Peeping Bai... Avtaar... snooping around! Got to be done, coz peeping is a good time pass and gives enough leaverage for your detective abiliites, no matter how bad one is at it and how ridiculous one looks at it!

Snooping around has been there from quite the beginning .. remember the Pallak Di running away from home debacle? Hmm.. Sherlock Holmes has always been in the building, Sareeta.. He/She never left but simply took a sabbatical oye 😳 ~

6. Whining Acts at the drop of a hat... Tears , a must , to make the man cry too, making him wonder, as to why you are crying so much and leave him wondering... and soon as he forgets your tears, start crying again, so that he stays in the loop of wondering, as to why you are crying But never tell him the entire reason, jus induce enough curiosity to leave him wondering....

Jhapatna, palatna, palat ke jhapatna..
Lahoo garam rakhne ka.. Hai ek bahana 😳

7. 5 saal mein 3 bacche ka planning and then bacchon ki umar ho... ki duhai... The Mommy act! The fella will never be able to get out of the Father act, stuck for life and for good!

*lol*.. But it takes two to tango na.. Shiv should've focused on salsa rather than tango now.. But kya karain.. Pyar tu hona hi tha na 😃

Get tthese seven acts right and you've got your man, whining , but nevertheless hapless and stuck to you for life... Gauri ke chipkupan ka mazaboot jod hai toote ga nahin! 😆

As much as I adore Gauri.. I loved reading the points though dammit.. Only an innovative mind like urz can ever come up with such things.. 👏👏 Btw, can't wait for Oceans 13.. Would we've have Gauri's 9 or 10 then? 😳

xoxo, Sana~

Originally posted by: sareeta

Oh, sorry, forgot to add the foot note, will add in here...

This post is meant for fun and no offence to anyone who perceives Gauri otherwise... 😊

None taken dammit..


xoxo, Sana~

awesome!!!its so damn funny!!! the second and third one were funniest!!! 😆

Sareeta!!!! woho!!!!!!!!!!!!! girl....awesome 😆

girl!! inovative mind ...kudos 😆

so be successful patni, girls out there follow these best acts..

🤣 .... See Shiv is "George Clueless"!! 😆 😆